"Yesss.... Hobbits...but why is that fat one wearing my pants?" Nazgul #3 said. "If Sauron finds out that I've been careless with them...." He thinks for a moments (A great difficulty for a dead ...thing...), "OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO JOIN PETER PAN IN NEVERLAND!!! WAAHHH!!!!"
He swoops down in an attempt to snatch up the fat hobbit, but he accidentally grabs the pitifully hott one. "Drats!"
"Mister Frodo!!!! He's after the ring!!!
"No! It's mine! It came to me! What ring? Go away!" He smiles evilly, "My pweciousssss...." And the now corrupt Mister Frodo slips on the ring.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SAURON WILL SEE!!!" Nazgul #3 drops Frodo and tries to snatch up Sam before the Eye spotted the pants.
SWOOSH
Too late.
"Yes...Nazgul #3 has done good....wait a tick! Leather pants!?!?!?!? Rawr!!! NAZGUL #3!!!!!!!
"Coming, Lord Sauron!!" he flies in on his demon winged thingy. "Pufflebutt, I thought we agreed to call each other by our true names.
Sauron/Pufflebutt blushes, "Okay, Snicklegurgles!" They hug in a platonic brotherly way. "Snicklegurgles?"
"Hmmm?"
"Can you get the pants back?"
"Okie-dokie, Pufflebutt!" he gets back on his demon winged thingy, and flies out the window....
SMACK
...into the window....Saruon/Pufflebutt uses his magical Eye powers(woo) to open it, and Nazgul #3 flies out.
So what do ya think? Should I continue it? I still got more, but I'm busy working on my website, so I don't know when I'll have time to type it up, but if ppl (other than Kimbert and Jo) like it, then I might...
1smartblonde: heh...Crazy Mrs. Cargile...that evil bastard....
Jojoblonde: u kno it!
Thanks!
Jenna/MIKA/jonnass