Kaiba Filming Corporation
First Day on the Job

Kaiba- [pushes button on trenchcoat, suit appears]

suit- "Mr. Kaiba owns all of Kaiba Corp., is the director and producer etc. of the Kaiba Corp. Filming Industries, and is high on LSD at the moment. The authoress owns nothing." [disappears]

[authoress cries]

Kaiba- "Ok, K-F-C people... lol! KFC! Anyway, our first client for the advertising, uh, stuff, is Verizon... Hey cool! Check it- virtual horizon, Verizon! Whoa..."

gang- O.o

Kaiba- "Alrighty, where's the lion from Ishizu's museum?"

Ishizu- [comes out w/ lion] "Kaiba, I did not get this lion from the museum because like I tried to explain like a zillion times, there are no lions in-"

Marik- "My butt!"

Ishizu- O.o

Marik- "The lion bit me!"

Kaiba- "Yo, just get the lion ready for his big part. Oh, yeah, and maybe that guy too." [points to Joey]

Action!

Joey- [walks onscreen holding a cell phone to his ear] "Can you hear me now?"

someone offscreen- "No!"

Joey- "Good!" [walks offscreen]

lion- "Verizon Wireless. We are one."

Cut!

Kaiba- "Augh, a monkey could do a better job than you, Wheeler! Ishizu, get me a monkey."

Action!
monkey- [walks onscreen holding a banana to his ear] "Oooh-eeh-eh-ooh-eh?... Eah!" [walks offscreen]

Cut!

Kaiba- "Much better."

Joey- "It's a fricken monkey!!!"

Kaiba- "My point exactly."

Joey- "Why, you-!!!" [attacks Kaiba]

monkey- "eeh-ooh-ooh-ah!"

lion- "The monkey says 'Please review.'"

Yugi- [eating banana]

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

A/N: First takes always suck. I hope they'll get better... this one I personally think sucks and is too slow and drawn out... the others are all rapid fire. Read on at least, please! –