Kaiba Filming Industries

Kaiba- "Ok, Ice Age preview. Go!"

Action!

Joey- "You'll all have to refer to me now as 'Joey, the Flame Swordsman!'"

Tristan- "Hey, Flaming Swordsman, your butt's on fire."

Joey- "AH!!!" [Kaiba throws a bucket of water on him] "Oh! You saved my life! I'll call you 'Kaiba-'"

Kaiba- "'-Lord of touch me and you're dead.'"

Cut!

Yugi- [innocently] "Yami, why are we doing commercials against drugs?"

Yami- "Cuz the government pays Kaiba to do it."

Action!

Yami- [takes Yugi's cig away] "I said 'No weed,' and I mean 'No weed!'"

Cut!

Yami- "Good job, aibou." [pat on head] "Here ya go."
Kaiba- "Alright, now what the hell are we doin? A Looney Toons movie preview? Cripes... It's the one with the ghosts, I think."

Action!

hikaris- "Mary had a little lamb-"

yamis- "BUT WE ATE IT!!!"

Cut!
Kaiba- "M&M minis, take 124,863! And give me some, will ya?"

Action!

Yugi- "If we go in this tube, maybe the minis will go in their tubes!" [go inside tube, get knocked out window]

Joey- "Hope we don't land in garbage..."

Cut!
Action!

Tea- "Next week on National Geographic, don't miss- huh?- 'Why Joey is an overgrown monkey'?! Who wrote this?!"

Kaiba- [snickers]

Cut!
Action!

Tea- "Coming up next on the National Geographic Channel- what?! Dueling Dogs, starring Joey?!" [shows pic of Joey in dog suit] "Kaiba!!"

Cut!

Duke- [hi-5s Kaiba] "Ah, yeah! This is fun!"

Kaiba- "Yep."

Tristan- "Well makin fun of Joey's always fun."

Kaiba- "Heh-heh, yeah guys..." [grabs them both] "But it's not free! Now stay away from Serenity! She's MINE!"

Serenity- o.o
Action!

Johnson from big 5- "Because we didn't upgrade to digital, we're now broke. Rather than resign, I've hired a professional scapegoat."

Joey- "Go, Scapegoat!"

Cut!

Kaiba- "Kaiba Corp. is NOT broke! And everything is most definitely digital, even my coat! You're fired!" [does Trump hand thing, then shoots Johnson]

Joey- "Uh, Kaiba, he was doin the commercial for Canon Business Solutions..."

Kaiba- "Oh. Oh well."

Action!

Tea- "It's Shark Week on the Discovery Channel!"

Mako- [pops up standing on the nose of a shark]

Tea- -.-'

Cut!
Action!

Kaiba- [makes himself sound different] "Oh no, Joey! Timmy fell down the well!"

Cut!

Yami- "You baka! It's 'Lassie,' not 'Joey!'"

Kaiba- "What's the difference?"

Tea- [pops up with Joey and a chart of a dog]

Kaiba- -.-' "Sorry I asked..."

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A/N: Is this random order good? If I lump the commercials for the same thing together to much it'll get monotonous. This is their original order, as they came to me from the commercials I was watching one night. Then again my dad was flipping channels... Any favorites? Please review!