KFC, Kaiba Filming Corporation

Tea- "Welcome back to TLC's Great Pyramid Special! I'm outside here with Dr. Zahi Hawass and it's 3:00 in the afternoon, even though we keep switching back to him at 10:00 tonight inside the pyramid but you're not supposed to know that- so now let's meet the Pharoh himself!" [leans mic to Yugi to speak]

Yugi- [gets flustered] "Uh, I'm not the Pharaoh! What are you talking about, heh heh?" n.nU

Cut!

Action!

Yami- "Yes, hello Tea. But I'm still not the Pharaoh that built that thing, the whatchamacallit, the Great Pyramid."

Cut!

Action!

Tea- [anxious] "And the rover is getting closer to the end of the passage... It's almost there..."

[...2 hours later...]

Yami- "Uh, it's another wall..."

Tea- -.-'

some guy working on the expedition with a cute butt- [goes over to Tea] "Hey there, sweetie. Ya know, these kind of setbacks happen to everybody. Don't be so hard on yourself, hon." [moving in] "C'mon, I can show you some really secret rooms in the dark where no one could find us..." [wink]

Tea- -.-' . "I QUIT!!!"

Cut!

Kaiba- "TEA!!! We were live on worldwide television! You canNOT quit Kaiba Corp while live on worldwide television!!! You're fired!" [does Trump hand thing]

Tea- [goes off with guy, mumbling] "Yeah, well he's got a cuter butt than you anyway..."

Kaiba- "What was that?!"

Tea- "Ah, stuff it, ya #&)%!"

Kaiba- "Make up!"

Mai- [dressed in a Tour Guide Barbie ® outfit wearing a Duel Disk] "Shutup, Kaiba! I do not need any help with my good looks." /you on the other hand.../ [walks past Kaiba, standing slouched yet authoritative as always] /ooh, forget what I said- Tea is right, he does have a nice ass.../

Kaiba- "Fine whatever. You're on!" /at least she does look good.../

Joey- [punches Kaiba]

Kaiba- "Ouf! What the hell was that for?!"

Joey- "I don't know, but I had a feeling I needed to punch you just then."

Kaiba- /NOOO!!! Can he read my mind too like Pegasus?!?!?! O.O/

Action!

Mai- "Hi ya! I'm Tour Guide Barbie ® here for Kaiba Corp. to let you know all about their newest product, the Duel Disk!" [holds up arm]

Joey- [cameraman; zooms in on her chest]

Yami- "Joey!"

Cut!

Joey- "Aw, c'mon Yuge, I woulda let you look too if ya wanted..."

Mai- [grabs camera and whacks Joey over the head with it] "Hmph."

Joey- [passes out]

Yami- LOL!
Action!

[Bakura, Yami Marik, Kaiba, and Pegasus have the whole YGO cast held hostage in some building; it's a thirst-scorching hot day]

cop- [pops open a glass Coca Cola bottle]

bottle- "ffzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."

[Bakura, Yami Marik, Kaiba, and Pegasus start drooling, rush out to get a Coke, and are arrested]

Cut!
Kaiba- O.o "A Goofy Movie preview??? Uhuh..."

Action!

Yugi- "Not bigger than Yami, the Mambo King!" [goes yami]

Yami- [dancing with Pegasus's secretary] "Mambo, mambo, mambo!"

Pegasus- o.O

Cut!

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A/N: Dr. Zahi Hawass is a real Egyptologist/archaeologist. And yes, I watched a documentary that was just like that. Well, ok, I did exaggerate a bit, but I really did see a guy like that. n.n' Please review!

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