"Oh my God! They killed Riley!" Gunn yelled. Everyone ran into the hallway screaming in fear. The lights flickered and scary music played over the intercom.
"Welcome to Sunnydale High, where you are going to die. That's right, file right this way," the voice said.
"Giles, Giles, Giles, you are SO low budget," Xander said. Buffy grabbed him by the arm.
"Wake up Xander. This could not be Giles," Buffy seethed.
"No? Then what, there really is some psycho killer on the loose? You'd rather believe that?" Xander asked her.
"OH MY GOD!" Gunn yelled as everyone else yelled.
"What! What!" Angel asked.
"My basketball is gone too!" Gunn exclaimed.
"No its not, I got it," Wesley said, handing Gunn the ball.
"Oh good," Gunn replied.
"Look, I don't care who's behind this. I'm scared. Can we please get out of here?" Buffy asked.
"Of course we can't get out of here. Giles is the only one with the keys to all the doors, and they're all locked and chained by now," Xander said. Everybody but Xander ran frantically to all the doors and pounded on them and yelled for help, then Xander walked up to them.
"Damn it, he's right," Angel said sadly.
"Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable," Xander said.
"Oh yeah? Then what's gonna happen next?" Wesley asked.
"First, there'll be some strange shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see," Xander replied. They all looked behind them. A person in a scary costume ran by them but when they turned back, he was gone. "Then, the lights will flicker and Giles will pop up and reveal his master plan to us." The lights flickered and there was music over the intercom.
"Here's a knife, he's a gun, there'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight," the voice sang. Mr. Giles appeared from the shadows and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mr. Giles, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean killing Riley, obvious choice, but the pencil Rupert! I mean that was genius," Angel said.
"I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?" Xander asked. Xander patted Giles on the shoulder. Then Giles fell forward, scissors in his back. Buffy fell to her knees in shock.
"Oh my God! They killed Giles!" Gunn exclaimed as everyone but Xander ran off.
"I was wrong," he said, shocked. He followed them back to the classroom. Buffy walked up to him, very shocked, as was everyone else.
"Giles is dead, Giles is dead, and oh yeah, Mr. Giles is dead!" Buffy yelled.
"He can't die. How could he die?" Angel asked.
"He was the first suspect, it's my fault. The second I suspected him, I signed his death warrant," Xander replied.
"Well, it anyone of us safe?" Cordelia asked.
"Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die," Gunn said. Angel and Buffy blushed.
"Alright! Thanks for saving me." Xander said to Cordelia as she gave him a dirty look.
"I'm dead,." Gunn said smiling.
"I'm dead," Wesley said, looking down.
"Giles, he's dead," Cordelia replied.
"Hey, hey, hey, go Giles, go Giles, go, go Giles!" Xander and Gunn sang, doing a little dance.
"OKAY! Listen, as happy as I am for Giles, I am scared to death here. Okay what do we do?" Angel asked.
"Okay, let's calmly recap," Xander said.
"Riley's dead, Giles's dead, we're trapped inside with the killer," Gunn said nervously.
"So basically we have to figure out who the killer is," Wesley replied.
"Yeah, we should split up," Cordelia offered.
"Right away wrong," Xander replied.
"Okay, fine. We'll just stay right here, we'll all be fine," Cordelia said. Just then, squeaks came from outside the classroom. They all looked at the door in fear.
"Don't! Don't say it!" Xander warned Angel.
"The janitor is the killer," Angel said.
"And that's the end of the janitor," Xander said, throwing his hands up in defeat.
"Oh, stop being crazy!" Angel replied.
"Yeah Xander, you were wrong about Giles, and you're wrong about this," Buffy replied.
"You were wrong to break up with Angel!" Xander shouted. Cordelia got a pained look on her face as did Wesley and Gunn.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Buffy demanded.
"Did any of this happen while you two were together?" Xander asked.
"No," she replied.
"You've killed us. You've killed us all," Xander said.
"Hey, hey, now you're overreacting. There have only been two people that are horribly dead and that's an acceptable loss," Gunn replied. Wesley smacked his forehead. The squeaks outside got louder.
"Oh my god, he's coming closer, he's coming closer!" Cordelia said as she screamed once again.
"Come on, let's get out of here!" Wesley yelled as he opened the door and everyone ran out. Cordelia screamed and pointed to the rolling bin.
"You know, you're really good at that," Wesley said.
"Thanks!" Cordelia beamed.
"So where is he?" Angel asked.
"He's probably on his way," Gunn replied.
"I don't think so. Cor?" Xander said.
"Yeah?"
"Are you sick of screaming?"
"Yes."
"Then don't look in here," Xander said. Everyone but Cordelia looked in the bin and screamed.
"There's like fifteen retainers in there!" Angel yelled, spooked. Xander lifted up the dead janitor.
"And this," he said as everyone looked at Cordelia waiting for her to scream.
"Really? Okay," Cordelia said. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Xander put the dead janitor back in the bin and rolled it away.
"Wait a second! The killer's dead. We're off the hook! UP TOP!" Gunn said, waiting for Wesley to slap him five but Wesley left him hanging.
"I don't get it. It had to be the janitor," Wesley said.
"There's nobody else in here, is there?" Angel asked.
End of part two...