Yipes...I've already got 4 reviews! (that's about double the number I got on my first story about CSI) So, I guess I'll just get along with being annoying then.

Oew, oew.. by the way, Pirate Blondie, I am so sorry that my story looks a lot like yours. I swear that I didn't intended to. Just hope that me stealing your ideas doesn't stop you from reading my story grins

So..Disclaimthingy: I still do not own POTC.  But I'm thinking of a scheme to obtain it though.


Looking at the pirate I can already predict what he's going to say: "....How come two of such upstanding gentlemen like yourselves did not merit an invitation?". Geez, how predictable. "Ahem, excuse me..." "We're here to make sure this dock stays off limit to civilians"  Blah blah blah. I start to look around while Jack and the two guys are babbling to each other. Hey.. that must be the Interceptor. Let's take a little look.

 "...Could possibly be any other ship then the Black Pearl?" Oh, they must be about done by now. Finally. Jack already stands at the steering wheel. "Hey you two! Get away from there!" That's not fair! Now I'm doing something wrong they notice me. "You don't have permission to be on board there, mate" After this the skinny guy says a bit uncomfortable: "And Miss"

Oh please.

Stepping down from the little stairs I was standing on, I reply: "Listen, he is a pirate, I'm not even supposed to be here. So just get your director, let someone drive me home and everybody can get on with their lives... agree?" Again with the  I'm not getting this looks. Sigh. I lean against the ships' railing and listen to the three men start babbling their usual lines again.

Hey.. that must be the cliff of which Lizzie will come sailing down from any minute now. Speaking about that: "Ahem.. sorry to interrupt your talking, but shall I take your effects from you?" Jack looks at me: "Why?" I shrug: "Oh well... never mind" Jack blinks a couple of times: "You sure you're okay missy? Anyway, where was I? Oh yes...and then they made me their captain" "splash" I mumble. "Hey...she's late!" SPLASH  Smiling   "Ah.. there she is. No Jack, they won't be saving her, they can't swim" Standing up, I walk towards the place where Lizzie should be thrown at the dock again.

Sitting on top of a crate I watch as Jack throws Elizabeth on to the wood. He gazes at me: "How did you knew that?" "I read the script, you should try that sometimes you know. It prevents unwanted surprises" They're ripping her corset of her body now. Ah, there's the commodore, finally, that took like, forever. "On your feet" Tap Tap on shoulder The commodore turns his head to look at me. Big grin from me: "Hi there, could you be so kind as to drop me off at some police station where I can call my parents to pick me up?"
No reaction.. just a stare. I blink and wave my hand in front of his eyes: "Erhm.. Hello? Anyone at home?"

 "Gilette, would you please escort the lady away from here? This isn't a proper place for a decent lady" Wha? Oh.. right... Staying in the character. I get it. I look at Gilette as he walks with me towards town again: "So.. the nearest payphone, is that far away from here?" "I beg your pardon Miss? I haven't got the slightest idea what you're talking about" Stopping I put my hands in my sides and look extremely pissed off: "Listen buster, this joke has lasted long enaaah!" For some stupid reason Jack has chosen me to take for a hostage. "Let the lady go Mr. Sparrow! Men! Lower your weapons!" I can feel Jack grin: "I knew you'd warm up to me"

Grrr... I do not want to be in a movie "Let me go! I don't get paid for this, and I do not want to play along" Jack pulls the chains a bit tighter across my throat "Shut up" he whispers. "Commodore, my effects please" The commodore hands them to me. Jack turns me around: "Would you be so kind?" He is kidding right? First he's almost strangling me, and then he wants me to actually dress him up?: "Dream on". Pushing him backwards I'm talking to him in a really, extremely, very pissed off manner: "How do you dare doing this to me? Have you completely lost your mind?"

I'm prodding with my finger in his chest: "You should have taken Elizabeth over there as you hostaaaaaaaaaaaaa...." Before I can even finish my sentence Jack has grabbed that stupid rope and lifted the handle. Result: The going up and spinning around that pole extremely fast, extremely high in the air. With Jack holding my wrist. I hate heights!

Ooooh... I feel sick from the spinning around. Jack sort of throws me on top of that very tiny, very small plateau. "You have two choices now, young lady. Either you hold on to me tightly, or you can stay here and let those guards save you" "What kind of a choice is that? Of course I'm staying here! I want to go home.." He nods and uses his shackles to abseil down. And this actions instantly reveals one little problem: My necklace is stuck on his shirt: "No, no, no, no, no wait, I'm stuck on your.. nooooo" He doesn't even wait for me but jumps down, my only option is to cling on him if I don't want to get beheaded by my own necklace.

Clinging really tight The ground is coming way too fast towards us: "Start running!" I hear Sparrow yell in my ear. When I open my eyes again we are running across that wooden bridge. I can hear the bullets impact in the wood "They're shooting at me! What've I done?!"

Yay, another chapter done. I've got a terrible sense of humor. I think I'll get rid of the movie line in the next chapter. It is getting a little bit boring by now.
So..tell me..Am I annoying yet?