Wheeeeej... I got reviews! And I'm brilliantly insane!! And all that sort of stuff. Two chapters in one day.. guess I'm a little bit bored.. sorry about that..
Now I'm definitely getting out of the movie line.. I think.. Please read on..

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Hopping through the cell, while trying not to let my foot touch the floor, I'm grabbing my lovely pink colored shoe. Or something that looks like it. I put it on my foot again and walk towards the little window. Then I hear a whistling sound that grows louder and louder..: "I think you'd better back away from that window.. there's a cannonball  coming this way" Jack laughs: "Sure lass, now tell me, why would anybody want to shoot the slammer?" Something in the way I am crawling underneath the bench makes him decide to take a few paces away from the wall.. just in time I must say.. because one second after that the whole wall came flying around.. well. .the wall from the other cell, but still, having a brick coming at your head must hurt pretty bad.

 "My sympathies friend, you have no matter of luck at all.. especially not with a lass like that" and with those words the pirates disappears through the hole in the wall. Hey.. did he just insulted me? "Come back here you and try saying that in my face!" I yell at him. Jack tries to squeeze his face through the little hole in our wall, with that sad puppy look on his face: "Cheer up, in about one half hour from now, we're having visitors"

Ten minutes later we see Jack trying to persuade the sweet little doggy to hand.. erhm.. spit over the keys..

 "Here doggy.. it's just you and old Jack now... and that silly woman person of course, but you don't have to pay attention to her." "Hey!".

Why don't men listen to me? I told him he was going to be saved by Will.. but that bloody pirate didn't even believe me!

Suddenly a soldier falls down the stair and the dog runs off.. but he drops the key! Blink Hey... that's a new one.. "He isn't supposed to do that!" Jack seems to know who's coming down the stairs now, he tries to hide me behind his back, not that it's really working, I'm way too curious to see what happens next: "This ain't the armory!" I roll my eyes: "Of course not, do you really expect only one soldier guarding the whole bloody armory?" "Ye have got a pretty big mouth for such a little lady" The ugly guy sneers.

Erhm.. the ugly guy with the black hair and creepy eyes. Erhm.. one of the two anyway. "Yeah well.. not only a big mouth, but pretty smart for a little lady too.. but in the company of the three of you, that isn't much of a challenge.. by the way: Parley" The other ugly pirate sniggers: "And how do ye suppose we'd gonna get ya outta ther'?"  Impatiently I point at the keys that the dog dropped a few minutes ago: "Well.. you could try those little things over there.. leave Jack here, he can manage himself" "Ey! You just can't..." Jack starts to protest "Yes I can.. I'll see you in about a day or 2 I suppose.. bye bye for now" with that I step out of the door and let the two "gentlemen" (yuck) escort me towards the Black Pearl.

On the Black Pearl Elizabeth and I meet again: "Hi there, how's it hanging?" I ask merrily. "I didn't know we'd take on captives" The very large and muscled pirate says. Oh.. Elizabeth is not going to like this. There she goes.. stupid woman: "I'm here to.." I grab the big guys hand before it hits Elizabeth: "You're not allowed to hurt anyone under the protection of parley.. so hands off you.. you.. you.." You may have noticed I'm not very good at insulting people: "you... big ape!" Ha! The pirate grunts and lifts me from the ground with one hand.. "uh-oh... Would it make it a little better if I'd say that the big ape look really suits you?" Gulp.

Yay.. Barbossa to the rescue! He points his sword at the throat of the very big fella: "Put the miss down and let her explain what their purpose is to be here on board of the Black Pearl" My feet have never been so glad with a ships' deck: "Well.. she is here to ask you if you would please stop bombing Port Royal, because she has this piece of Aztec gold and stuff. Her name is Elizabeth Turner, she has seen this ship on her way here eight years ago" I can see Lizzie stare at me..: "As for me, I'm looking for a phone, although I don't really expect you to understand a single word I'm saying. May I say that you guys look pretty healthy for a bunch of dead undead pirates? Nice monkey by the way."

Barbossa blinks. "Wha?" Men.. Sometimes I think that their brains haven't evolved just yet: "Aztec gold.. she... Turner.. curse? Hello? And I'm hungry.. So where are our rooms?" Barbossa grins: "Miss Turner eh? We have an accord. Hoist the sails ya bunch of deck swabbing scurverous dogs, prepare to make way!" Lizzie panics: "Rooms? No.. we need to go back to Port Royal, according to the Code.." Oh no.. here we go again.
Barbossa turns around, but I interrupt him: "Excuse me, Miss Sw.. erhm. Turner? First of all, the Code only applies to pirates, which we aren't. Secondly, I didn't threw our release into the bargain, and last. The code aren't really rules, they're more like guidelines.. okay? Now, Captain Barbossa, would you be so kind as to show us our rooms? I need to get some rest by now" He looks at me as though I'm a kind of alien here to take over the world with my magical powers.