I'm back! -does happy me dance- Here comes chapter 5:
Do I really have to do the disclaimer? Awww... But I hate that... I reminds me that I don't own anybody... –pouts-
In their lovely room on board of the Black Pearl, Ilona and Elizabeth are having a discussion. Apparently Elizabeth doesn't altogether agrees with the way Ilona made a deal with Barbossa. "I mean.. how could you? Now we're stuck on this stupid boat" "Ship.." "Right, ship.. and Barbossa can do whatever he wants to do to us". Perhaps in this closet.. no, again no proper clothing. I want to get out of this dress.. now! "Nah, he won't do anything to us.. yet. Say, you don't happen to have a spare dress or anything do you?" Elizabeth gasps in desperation: "What do you mean.. yet? He surely is going to kill the both of us" She starts sobbing. Great.. just what I need.. a girl that starts crying at the smallest event.

The door opens: "The Captain invites the two of ye for dinner, and he request you wear this" The baldy holds up two dresses, one deep red and made of velvet the other dark purple and made of satin. Elizabeth stands up, dries her tears and starts: "You can tell your captain that I'm disinclmpfrghp" I flash my sweetest smile at them: "Ahem, you'll excuse my friend here. What she means is: we surely don't want to dine with the crew naked, so we'll accept the Captain's invitation. Tell him we'll be with him in a minute" The baldy looks confused, but does hand over the dresses: "Fine!". Finally, a decent dress.. without fluffy things and pink things. Elizabeth is furious now: "How could you accept his invitation? He is absolutely disgusting, he is a criminal!" Throwing the monstrous pink thing into a heap in the corner I answer her: "If you really don't want to eat with him, you could always go to the crew. Only problem with that is, you aren't allowed to wear clothes in that case". Fumbling with my corset I hear a soft "Oh" Grr.. stupid corset! "Say.. Elizabeth, could you please help me with this?"

Wrong decision, she really likes to torture me after this. She even puts her foot in my back in an attempt to make the corset sit tighter on my waist "Urgh, drat girl! I must still be able to breath you know!? And I would like my waist to be more then only 2 centimeters!" Finally, she's cutting me some slack.

In Barbossa's office, the table is set. Unfortunately, it's a cold buffet. Lizzie attacks the poor pig, while I stick to the fruit. I read the history books, they didn't know what the word: "personal hygiene" means in this age. So I'm not touching anything that takes any time prepared by a cook.

"Now the apples. One of those next" Elizabeth drops the food and makes a disgusted face: "It's.. poisoned" (Sigh) I grab the apple from Barbossa's hand: "Who do you think you are? Snow white? Do you know how much poison costs? He would be better off skewering us with his sword. Oh, and don't forget the blood to be repaid part to get rid of this curse" I say while biting in the apple. Barbossa arches one eyebrow: "And how would ye know all this lass?" I shrug and walk towards the door: "I just do, there's no sense in trying to explain all this to you, you are going to pretend you don't know what I'm talking about anyway. Tell me this though: How much did my parents pay you people to do this?". All I get is a stare. Fine.

I open the door and Lizzie starts to scream. Hey.. this is pretty cool. All sorts of skeletons are walking on deck "Wow.. so much more details than they show in the movie!" I walk over to the big muscled guy that picked me up earlier on: "May I?" I'm prodding with my fingers between his ribs: "Nice special effects. Your clothes don't fit you anymore though, that's the problem with having no flesh and muscles in this form I guess" Lizzie runs out of the cabin and falls into the hole on deck, you know what I mean, it's the part in which the pirates throw her high up in the air. "Hey, Liz, wait for me! That looks like fun!" I run towards her and jump down too. Again it's not Elizabeth but me who gets grabbed.

This time by that yucky looking pirate that swings on the rope: "Urgh"
Ow, yuck: "Urgh yourself, you could use a breath mint mate. And a complete face lift too, you look hideous" He releases me, and I can see Barbossa talking to Elizabeth about the not being able to quench his thirst part. He grabs the bottle of wine and I walk towards him. While he is drinking, I peer suspiciously at his ribs, from very close range. Elizabeth runs back into the cabin, screaming.

Barbossa slams the door shut and smashes the bottle, again a little difference between this and the movie. He laughs, quite a funny thing for a skeleton. I tug at his jacket: "Excuse me, Captain? Could you do that again? It looks real funny" Again, he just stares. "I guess not.. I'll just go in and try to calm her down. You didn't clean the table yet did you? I'm still a bit hungry. Oh, by the way, thank you so much for the dress. I was starting to get really edgy by that pink one. Bye now" As I close the door I hear him say: "That lass has lost 'er marbles for sure. She's daft!" Hey! "I AM NOT!" I yell from behind the door.