Stupid, Stupid, Stupid me.. I wrote three chapters in the train going to my boyfriend. But clever me left the chapters in the train -hits the wall with her head- So.. let's carry on with the story shall we?

Disclaim: Nope.. Don't even think about it.. No.. not even Jack... No.. I really don't own any of these characters.. except myself..

On deck, everybody is being busy. The crew is running around while shouting at nobody in particular, once crewmember falls down and hangs a few inches above deck hanging on nothing but a rope by his ankle. I don't quite understand why he would want to do that... looks to me like it would hurt when you hit the ground. The mast of the Interceptor comes crashing down on the Black Pearl. The only one not doing anything is Barbossa.. The lazy bum, he just walks over to the railing and stands there. Looking while other people do all the work. Jack swings over to the Interceptor and for some silly reason saves Elizabeth. She can manage herself though.

Whahaha.. she slaps him in the face! Hmm... a rope comes my way, I grab it and swing myself on the other ship too. Elizabeth storms away from him and runs towards the storageplace.. thing... space... erhm.. wussname where Will is trapped. (Dammit, I really, really should learn how all those thingies are called) I just grin at Jack: "So... she just called you a wrench did she?" He doesn't seem to like my remark: "The only wrench around here is you!"

My mouth drops open... how dare he say that? Whatever did I do to him? I just laughed at him in his face and stuff... but nothing bad.. right? Did I? "Fine, have a good life Mr. Sparrow... Cause I'm leaving.. now!" With tears in my eyes I walk back to the Black Pearl, by now everybody has been captured. Why is Barbossa looking so happy? He didn't found the medallion for sure. I've still got it in my pocket. Looking at his hand I see something shimmer in the daylight... I know that thing... that isn't Aztec gold.. that's my aluminum face coin I bought at the POTC-online-Fanclub (Sorry folks, just invented that club. If it does exist, I don't own it either, so DON'T sue me!)

 "Captain Barbossa, you really should know that..." He growls at me.. another person that doesn't like me anymore. Fine.. be that way.

We're all tied to the mast of the Black Pearl now. "Anyone who so much thinks of the word Parley, I'll have his guts for garters" "Excuse me? Mister Pirate.. sir?" I can see him roll his eyes: "Aye? What d'ye want?" At least he is listening to me: "I have to go to the bathroom sir" Apparently he has hearing problems: "What?!" "I have to" "NO!" "But I.." "I said NO!"
-very big boom- Well.. there goes a pretty perfect ship. What a waste. Such a pity. "Aaieeh, argh, eeh" Elizabeth is being halfly raped by Barbossa's crew. I don't know why they're doing that.. they can't feel anything..

Suddenly Will climbs on the deck. Barbossa notices his gun: "You do know that you've only got one bullet? And that we can't be killed?" "But I can" Blahblahblah.. I really need to go to the bathroom. "Elizabeth goes free...she must be released at Port Royal within 2 months.. Alive... and not harmed in any way"-Blink- What? He specified when, and where.. and even in what condition? Uh-oh.. I feel troubles coming up. "Yes, we know that one, anything else" "Erhm... well.. no... oh wait! The crew must not be harmed.. and neither.. erhm.. her.. whoever she is" Great... somebody who notices me.  Barbossa ponders about this: "Would you mind if we did harm the other girl? She has been a pain ever since she arrived here" Will shrugs "Sure.. I don't know her anyway.. just don't kill her" Aiee.. help.. anyone? I don't like swimming..

Right now I'm standing on the walking plank... and that thing wobbles.. it wobbles a lot..
 "It would be a shame to lose something that nice, wouldn't it boys?, So I'd be wantin' that dress back" Arching one eyebrow I look at him: "You know what? It would indeed be a shame to lose this dress... so I'll be taking it with me.. bye now" With the dress still on, I jump in the water. Above surface I stick my tongue out at Barbossa and start swimming..

 "This is the second time I see that man sail away with my ship" Urgh.. wussy : "Awh, get over it!"
I start looking for the rum.. I can use a drink by now: "You're not begging for me for a way out of here?" Jack seems confused. "No.. I already now that you're not a real hero, and that all you can do is lie on a beach drinking rum.. you.. you.. you.. (Aargh.. again with the name calling.. aren't there schools for that?" stupid pirate" Before I can find it, Jack opens the hatch to the rum. He stumbles in.. and comes out in a hurry again.. with two bottles: "There's a dead lady in there. Probably killed by the smugglers". Lady? That didn't happen in the movie.. I walk in and drag the body out of there. She's a blonde.. isn't that like.. not very common in these parts? Hey.. she's still alive, I can feel a pulse. Slapping her cheeks I try to make her wake up. Finally she starts moaning: "Will you please stop doing that? My head feels like it's going to explode.." Bwah.. smugglers my (insert three letter word here) she just drank too much: "Goodmorning sunshine. And what would be your name?" "Chloe...At least.. that was my name last time I checked"

Dahdahdahdaaaaaaaah... Here I introduced the birthday girl –grin-

Sow.. I'm back from a wedding, I'm dead tired.. and tomorrow is another working day.. How I love my life.