Yay..chapter 9...

Diclaimer: -In a room with squishy walls- I don't own... noooooooooooooo...-sob- I don't own POTC...-cries-

Yup.. the narrator person is back. At this time, Jack, Ilona and some new girl named Chloe are marooned on an island. That isn't a good thing if you ask me.


 "You wouldn't by any chance have some hair of a dog that bit you, do you?" Chloe moans. "Not really.. normally I avoid dogs that are trying to bite me. That tends to hurt and bleed, you know. I do have some hair of an undead pirate though, if that makes you happy".
Chloe stairs at the strand of greasy dirty blond hair and shrugs: "Pirate, dog.. what's the difference".
Jack mumbles: "I heard that". Chloe takes the strand of hair and puts it in the half of a coconut: "Great.. now I need a pepper.. I think…I only played Monkey Island 4 times.. and after that.. an egg"
Nodding I add: "It only had three ingredients… right?" "Perhaps we should ask the expert in these things" "Well.. if you'd ask me" Jack starts.. "Perhaps.. but how are we going to reach Mr. Brown without a phone or email?". He start jumping up and down and waves his hand between our faces: "Hello? Ye galls do realize that CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow doesn't like bein' ignored?" I stare at him with my –You're nothing but an annoying little pirate.. so go away- look

 "How did you end up on this island anyway?" Chloe shrugs: "Dunno... you woke me up.. and here I was.. like.. –poof- you know?" Ghe.. that sounds familiar. Jack stumbles away, only to reappear with three bottles of rum. He gives me and Chloe one: "Drink this.. who knows? Perhaps I'll start to like ya" Oeh.. alcohol!! I like that. "You're not going to take revenge for that?" "Oh.. I will... later... first I want to get really drunk.. I want to sleep tonight.. and this booze will help me with that" Looking at Chloe I suddenly get an idea: "Hey.. sleep always scares the hangover.. you should try to sleep!" She gazes at me as if I'm sort of.. daft.. "You know.. I think I'll do that.. but not because of the headache.. just because I'm terrible tired" She walks back in the hole...

 "What shall we do with the drunken sailor.. what sjall we do with the drunken sailor.. Early in the morning.. Toss him ove'board.." Whieeej... I did it! I'm drunk again... I think.. "Why woul' anyone want ta toss a perfectly fine pirate overboard? Tha' makes no sense!" I frown.. Is he insulting my song? "It does make sje..sensj..sense.. ya see... she...she? He! He is drunk..and.. erhm...right..drunk... where was I?" Jack chuckles... I do not like that sound.. it makes me feel not smart..: "Ye 'ad had enough of that there rum luv" "No.. I did not!..."    

-quick glance towards bottle on the sand- "MINE!!" –Jumps towards the bottle- My rum.. nobody touch my rum.. it's mine. "It's alright lass.. I won't have it.. Ya know.. I liked that song.. when I get me Pearl back.. I'll teach it to the entire crew...really..-hiccup- drunken sailor...woew"-Falls over-

Wait.. I know what I'm supposed to say here.. I'm snuggling up his chest now.. But I do have a feeling I'm forgetting something.. Oh..right..fire... aww.. forget it: "It  this must be on really island for awfull to stuck Jack be here you....erhm.. sorry.. It must be really Jack for you to be stuck on this Island, awful" He just blinks.. then he finally deciphers what I said: "Oh yes.. but the company is a thousand times better.." A thousand? Oew... that's a lot! "And the scenery has definitely improved since then.." Hmm... what? O.. right..: "Can I have some more rum please?" "I know exactly what you mean luv" Hey! He's drinking everything?!! Mean.. mean.. mean... grrrr.. bloody pirate.

The next morning.. Jack wakes up in some very thick fog...

Yay.. another barrel of rum on the fire...-BOOM- ghehe.. fun... "No... stop ... not good.. Not the rum!" Ow.. I forgot Chloe! But as I walk in the storageplace I can find her nowhere.. No footprints.. nothing.. almost like she disappeared from the face of the earth  -Dramatic silence- Nah.. that's impossible.. More likely she went back to her own time when she went to sleep.. stupid insomnia of mine. "The rum is gone!"-sigh- "Yes.. the rum is gone.." "But why?"  I turn around: "First.. because you drank MY rum!! This is called revenge!.. second.. that cloud is over a thousand feet high.. the entire royal navy is out looking for Lizzie... do you think that they're blind or something?" He blinks.. not understanding any of what I've just said: "But why's the rum gone?" "Well.. it's not really gone.. I just hid it under my dress.. if you want it.. just ask nice"

Jack walks away and I yell at him: "There already wasn't any living with me before this!" I see him stop suddenly.. look at something.. then turn to face me.. and then look very angry: "Will you please stop predicting what's going to happen?"

So... Another chapter done... We've got ADSL now!! Finally!! I'm allowed to go online at home now. It was my boyfriend's sister's wedding.=Pirate Blondie

Chapter 10 is up now.. or tomorrow.. I'll have to call my BF first. Yuck.. and try to convince my dad to stop smoking!! cough cough