*Author Note: Just read it. Silliness to start my day.*
Chapter @&$^%)@*%):
Back and at em.
Cloud walks out on stage amidst loud cheering for the huge auditorium filled with screaming fans with all the fanfics reviewers in the front rows. Cloud cloughs once, and looked ups at the crowd with a sneer, raising the microphone to his mouth.
"We have a special show for you all tonight. One that come directly from the authors heart. Yes, yes, I know. Its been a while since we were around. BUT WE'RE BACK!"
Loud cheers erupted.
Cloud grinned.
"We are back, after an extended cooldown period of job, school, test, project, and parents. Yes, we have returned. Now, my co-host, KENSHIN!!!"
Cheering as Kenshin ran out on stage.
"I'm glad to be here, that I am. We do have a good show for you."
Cloud looked at him.
"Say Kenshin, I've...always wondered. Why are all your clothes pink?"
"Huh?"
"Look at them, their pink! Pink is evil! Are you gay or something!?!?
(Laughing)
"But their just..."
"And your hair! Also pink, whats up with that!"
(Laughing)
Kenshin shrugged, and grinned at Cloud.
"And you're any different? Your're wearing purple! Its not normal, that it isn't! And YOUR hair! How much hair gel does it take to keep it up like that!?!?"
(Laughing)
"But..."
"And your sword! Are you using such a huge weapon like that to...compensate for some tinyness elsewhere..."
(Lots of Laughing)
Cloud sneered at Kenshin, who sneered back.
"SHOWTIME!"
From off stage Cloud's sword skidded in, where he picked it up quickly and face Kenshin, who had himself redied it his Battojutsu stance. They eyed each other amidst cheering from the crowd. A split second later, they were fiercly fighting. Kenshin jumping and slashing with Cloud returning blow for blow while blocking each new attack. Kenshin jumped high and dropped down attacking, where Cloud blocked with the flat of his blade before spinning and swiping. Kenshin ducked low, avoiding the blade, and landed an upper spin kick to Cloud, who reeled back slightly, but attacked again, forcing Kenshin to jump back to dodge. A second later CLoud closed the distance and land three quick punches on Kenshin's chest, who retaliated with a spining attack, makeing cloud jump back in hasty retreat. After another minute of battle, the two attack at the same moment, pressing swords against one another. Unknown to the audience, they both grinned, and spun. A second later they both fell to the ground, a red liquid washing across the floor. There were screams from the audience, and both D.g. and Brat ran onstage.
"O MY GOSH! ARE THEY DEAD!?!?"
Both Cloud and Kenshin raised their heads.
"Yea, right."
(Cheering)
They both jumped up, each of them holding an empty bottle of red wine. They grinned.
"On with the show!"
They both ran offstage, followed by the girls, and the curtain raised to reveal Inuyasha tied to a chair, with a gag in him mouth. There was loud cheering. He angrily thumbed around in his chair, trying to get out. Then Kagome walked onstage from one side, and Kikyou walked onstage from the other.
(Cheering)
Kagome smiled and waved.
"And now, its time for Inuyasha's unconfessed secrets!!!"
(Cheering)
"This is where we asked Inuyasha personal questions, and if he doesn't answer, we give him a suitable punishment. Kikyou, the first question, if you please."
Kikyou smiled and also waved, then pulled the gag out of Inuyasha's mouth.
"Inuyasha, Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?"
"Feh, why the hell would I answer a stupid question like that?!?!?"
Kagome glared at him"
"Inuyasha...!"
He grimaced, Kagome only acted like that before a 'sit'.
He huffed.
"Feh. Vanilla."
"Favorite Color?"
"Red."
"Favorite food?"
"Ramen."
"True love?"
"Kag...FEH!"
(Laughing)
Inuyasha snorted.
"Yea, right."
Kagome laughed.
"Oh come on Inuyasha. Tell us!"
"No."
Kagome grinned evilly.
"Your choice. Kikyou, get the shampoo and hair sanitizer."
(Cheering)
Inuyasha gasped.
"Huh!?!?"
***5 minutes later...****
(Cheering)
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Kagome dumped a big bucket of water on his head to wash all the shampoo out.
(Cheering)
"Oh look, Inuyasha, your hair is all clean and shiny now!"
"$#$%*% *#$*(#%*#%& #)$(#*(%)*%()@ #(%*#)%*)("
"Inuyasha...!"
"Uh...*gulp*...my true love is..."
POOOOOOOOOOW!
Big explosion went off, adn Ashitaka dropps from the ceiling.
"And thats the first quater fokes! Stay tuned for the next part of INUYASHA SPUNK SHOW!"
(Cheering)
*Author Notes: Yes, I'm back. After a long wait adn some interesting homework, I now have time to start up again. This chapter was silly so I could get back into my rythem, expect the next to be more serious. Till next time!*
Chapter @&$^%)@*%):
Back and at em.
Cloud walks out on stage amidst loud cheering for the huge auditorium filled with screaming fans with all the fanfics reviewers in the front rows. Cloud cloughs once, and looked ups at the crowd with a sneer, raising the microphone to his mouth.
"We have a special show for you all tonight. One that come directly from the authors heart. Yes, yes, I know. Its been a while since we were around. BUT WE'RE BACK!"
Loud cheers erupted.
Cloud grinned.
"We are back, after an extended cooldown period of job, school, test, project, and parents. Yes, we have returned. Now, my co-host, KENSHIN!!!"
Cheering as Kenshin ran out on stage.
"I'm glad to be here, that I am. We do have a good show for you."
Cloud looked at him.
"Say Kenshin, I've...always wondered. Why are all your clothes pink?"
"Huh?"
"Look at them, their pink! Pink is evil! Are you gay or something!?!?
(Laughing)
"But their just..."
"And your hair! Also pink, whats up with that!"
(Laughing)
Kenshin shrugged, and grinned at Cloud.
"And you're any different? Your're wearing purple! Its not normal, that it isn't! And YOUR hair! How much hair gel does it take to keep it up like that!?!?"
(Laughing)
"But..."
"And your sword! Are you using such a huge weapon like that to...compensate for some tinyness elsewhere..."
(Lots of Laughing)
Cloud sneered at Kenshin, who sneered back.
"SHOWTIME!"
From off stage Cloud's sword skidded in, where he picked it up quickly and face Kenshin, who had himself redied it his Battojutsu stance. They eyed each other amidst cheering from the crowd. A split second later, they were fiercly fighting. Kenshin jumping and slashing with Cloud returning blow for blow while blocking each new attack. Kenshin jumped high and dropped down attacking, where Cloud blocked with the flat of his blade before spinning and swiping. Kenshin ducked low, avoiding the blade, and landed an upper spin kick to Cloud, who reeled back slightly, but attacked again, forcing Kenshin to jump back to dodge. A second later CLoud closed the distance and land three quick punches on Kenshin's chest, who retaliated with a spining attack, makeing cloud jump back in hasty retreat. After another minute of battle, the two attack at the same moment, pressing swords against one another. Unknown to the audience, they both grinned, and spun. A second later they both fell to the ground, a red liquid washing across the floor. There were screams from the audience, and both D.g. and Brat ran onstage.
"O MY GOSH! ARE THEY DEAD!?!?"
Both Cloud and Kenshin raised their heads.
"Yea, right."
(Cheering)
They both jumped up, each of them holding an empty bottle of red wine. They grinned.
"On with the show!"
They both ran offstage, followed by the girls, and the curtain raised to reveal Inuyasha tied to a chair, with a gag in him mouth. There was loud cheering. He angrily thumbed around in his chair, trying to get out. Then Kagome walked onstage from one side, and Kikyou walked onstage from the other.
(Cheering)
Kagome smiled and waved.
"And now, its time for Inuyasha's unconfessed secrets!!!"
(Cheering)
"This is where we asked Inuyasha personal questions, and if he doesn't answer, we give him a suitable punishment. Kikyou, the first question, if you please."
Kikyou smiled and also waved, then pulled the gag out of Inuyasha's mouth.
"Inuyasha, Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?"
"Feh, why the hell would I answer a stupid question like that?!?!?"
Kagome glared at him"
"Inuyasha...!"
He grimaced, Kagome only acted like that before a 'sit'.
He huffed.
"Feh. Vanilla."
"Favorite Color?"
"Red."
"Favorite food?"
"Ramen."
"True love?"
"Kag...FEH!"
(Laughing)
Inuyasha snorted.
"Yea, right."
Kagome laughed.
"Oh come on Inuyasha. Tell us!"
"No."
Kagome grinned evilly.
"Your choice. Kikyou, get the shampoo and hair sanitizer."
(Cheering)
Inuyasha gasped.
"Huh!?!?"
***5 minutes later...****
(Cheering)
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Kagome dumped a big bucket of water on his head to wash all the shampoo out.
(Cheering)
"Oh look, Inuyasha, your hair is all clean and shiny now!"
"$#$%*% *#$*(#%*#%& #)$(#*(%)*%()@ #(%*#)%*)("
"Inuyasha...!"
"Uh...*gulp*...my true love is..."
POOOOOOOOOOW!
Big explosion went off, adn Ashitaka dropps from the ceiling.
"And thats the first quater fokes! Stay tuned for the next part of INUYASHA SPUNK SHOW!"
(Cheering)
*Author Notes: Yes, I'm back. After a long wait adn some interesting homework, I now have time to start up again. This chapter was silly so I could get back into my rythem, expect the next to be more serious. Till next time!*