Well… it took me a little while to get chapter 10 up and rolling.. That was because I was actually doing something this week –gasp- If this chapter seems a bit awkward, than that's because I'm bloody nervous! (I've got a driving lesson in about half an hour.. and I suck! Big Time) Ow.. by the way.. could somebody please tell me the difference between a wench and a wrench? I think I just called somebody a tool…

Disclaimer: I know someone who's plotting on a plot to kidnap Orlando!! wobbles a bit if she has him, and I can make a bargain with her… I'll own Orlando.. until then I don't own any of these characters…

On the Dauntless, Ilona and Norrington are arguing.. nothing new about that..
 "No. I will not risks our lives to go and save that of some meaningless blacksmith!" Well… aren't we a bit stubborn today? "It's not only Will you know? Your precious Lizzie is with that guy too.." At this, Norrie looks at me with a mocking look in his eyes: "No she's not.. They dropped her off at this ship just a few hours ago.. friendly captain I must say"
-Mouth falls open- -blink- "W-w-w-what?! Barbossa.. friendly? Honey, he is about the most non-friendly human being I've ever met.. He is even the must non-friendly creature I've ever met… A snake is like a cute teddy bear compared to Barbossa!  ELIZABETH!!" She comes running out of her father's room: "What's the matter Ilona? Are you okay?"

"Who are you? What did they do to Lizzie?" I start tugging at her hair –tug, tug, pull, pull- "That stupid –hnng- wig won't -hhhnnnnggg- come of" "Get your hands of my fiancée" Norrington dislikes me even more now. The Elizabeth imposter is screaming really hard "Ow stop yelling you.. you.. pirate! You can't be her.. Barbossa wouldn't keep his word.. he's.. Barbossa!" Jack takes a good look at Elizabeth's bre…erm…nose and taps me on my shoulder: "Eh luv? I don't think she's a he.. a he doesn't have filling such as thos', thos' are definitely fillings of a she"

What is he blabbering about? Filling?.. Oh.. filling…frontline fillings.. I get it.. hmm…right..oops? "Oh dear.. Oh..Ohno.. I'm so sorry Lizzy.. I just thought.. Barbossa.. and.. and… mean… and grrrr..and…argh.. and and.. and.. Jack looked at your.. erhm.. you know what's!" Hm.. My attempt to distract them from me doesn't seem to work. Elizabeth, still with tears in her eyes from pain, hugs me: "It's okay, I understand.." I feel a quick sharp pain in my toes: "Ouch.. Liz, you're stepping on my foot! And you're wearing high heels!!" A devilish little smile glides over her face: "I know.. just a little payback". Grbml.. wench.

Anyways.. back to Norrie.. who isn't altogether pleased at the fact that I just tried to rip of his girlfriends' hair: "As I was saying: We really, really, really, really need to go and save Will.. what else are we going to do all day? Just floating along? Floating along on the surface of this beautiful shiny sea?" Norrington looks blank: "No.. we are going back to Port  Royal, and make sure you and Sparrow here will be hung" Hung? Me? I think not!

 "Liz.. tell your..your… overdressed monkey here, that I'm not going to any gallow!" "Me?" "Yes you.. who else?" "But he.. he.. doesn't have to listen to me!" –sigh- I whisper something in her ear.. "Oh.. okay.. ahem…James darling.. if you don't do as she just kindly asked you, you'll be sleeping near the pond tonight…without a blanket."

Yeah.. that's just a great threat... look.. he is shaking on his legs.. "But.. Elizabeth! Those people are pirates" Jack grins: "You say tha' like that's a bad thing.." "Shut up you.. You will go with these gentlemen, and for the next few hours, you will contemplate about all possible meanings of the sentence: silence as the grave" Yay! I know what that means!
 "All men to the boats!!" I yell while running up and down deck. James grabs my arm: "Indeed miss, all men to the boats.. that leaves out you and miss Swann"

 Oeh... I'm not nice..Just leaving you here, with such a short chapter... but hey.. I still have to pack my bag (I'm going to my boyfriend again- big grin- So.. you'll just have to wait until..say..Tuesday... Tahtah...

PS: For those who wanna know: my driverslesson went great! My instructor told me that if I keep this up, I'll pass next month!!!