So.. not Tuesday yet.. In fact.. it's just Friday.. But it's kind of quiet today.. so I'm bored.. and I'm lazy.. On with chapter 11!!!

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I'm staring at his hand.. "Commodore… I warn you…unhand me, or I'll unhand you!" He lets go: "Is that a threat young lady? 'Cause I'll warn you this minute that I won't tolerate any threats addressed at me or my crew". Yay.. he is playing all tough now: "And  I'll warn you Commodore Norrington.. if you ever lay another hand on me, I'll make sure you'll no longer be a commodore and no self-respecting captain would want to hire you even as a cabin boy".

 "And how were you planning on achieving that goal?" Gawd.. this guy is so full of himself.: "You'd be amazed how easily some people would believe a rumor about a certain Commodore that joined a nasty group of pillagers and pirates. After all… he and Barbossa appeared to be really good friends.. they even met each other on the Dauntless.. Imagine that…" He still looks arrogant.. but at least a whole lot less self confident: "You're bluffing"

Jack steps forward: "Trust me mate… she almost bit my hand off… she won't have any problems gossiping at all… she is not bluffing.." James swallows…: "Well then… I'll just have to take that risk then, don't I? Gilette! Make sure Miss Swann and Miss… Miss…" "Ilona" "Miss Ilona do NOT leave this ship!" He has some nerve..  I'll give hem that.

My big mouth doesn't compensate for my lack of strength and weight, so it doesn't take long until Elizabeth and me are trapped inside some cabin.. A very stylish decorated cabin.. but still… we're trapped. She takes my hands and says: "Ilona, you must tell me everything. How was it to be alone with that filthy man?" Knuckle head.. "I don't have time to stay here and chat with you.. I'm going to save Will and annoy Jack.. so.. see ya!" Opening the window I peer down.. why is it dark outside? It wasn't dark a few seconds ago.. stupid movie effects.

I'm pulling again.. this time not at Lizzie's hair, but on the bed sheets.. "Hnnng… those sheets are about as stubborn as your hnnnggnnh hair!" Elizabeth walks to the end of the bed, wriggles with something and before I know what exactly is going on, I'm tumbling backwards, holding on to the sheets. "Thank you" With all my dignity I try to stand up without showing all my underwear… blasted dress. After I tied the sheets together I'll hang them from the window.. Now all I have to figure out yet is where she found that boat in the movie..

Ah…there it is.. right beneath my window… strange place to keep a boat. Just as I'm hanging about 3 meters above the boat, I hear the sheets ripping.. oh no… this is going to hurt.. as quickly as I can I try to climb down, but alas.. –THUMP- -Boink- "ohhhhh..my head… They definitely have to invent some squishy and soft things.. preferably boats and walls made of rubber" Right.. Now to get this thing down there… in that wet stuff called water. Hmm.. I don't even have the slightest clue..: "Psst…hey..Elizabeth!!" I whisper not so quiet.. No response: "Elizabeth" Even less quieter.. still no response: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LIZZIE!!" Finally, the windows open again: "Did you call me?" She whispers. Oh boy.. not the brightest light is she? Didn't seem so in the movie.. pity..: "Yes I did.. do you have any idea how to lower this thing into the water..?" Her head disappears from the window, and she returns with a pair of scissors: "Aw come on Liz, you don't really expect.."-SNIP- -SPLASH-

Just try to picture Ilona's face right now.. her mouth open… eyes open just as wide.. and not saying another word… which isn't strange since she and the boat just dropped some 7 meters

And another short chapter.. So.. I'll read your reviews when  I'm back again…like I said.. Tuesday or so.. Until then: Toodles!!