Yes people.. I am back! Thanks for all the sticky tape!! Unfortunately sticky tape doesn't stick on the concrete. So I'll have to conjure up a plan for myself.. It involves Golden Retrievers, Scotch Tape, glue and jelly.. who wants to join me?

Disclaimer: I own a dvd.. and my sister owns a Jack Sparrow life size poster I bought for her birthday.. but other then that.. we don't own anything of the POTC.

Now.. how does this boat thing work.. left.. right..left…left.. Hey! Now I'm going in circles.. That's fun.. but it doesn't get me anywhere. With a lot of splashing I try to get the boat thing move towards the Black Pearl.

Ha.. now I've got it.. you have to move those two.. erhm.. tree thingies both at the same time… Ghe.. how primitive. As I'm rowing on and on I start wondering where Chloe really went.. because going into another dimension when you fall asleep is just total nonsense. I sure liked her though.. she was funny: "Boat ahoy!" Now I even pretend I'm hearing her voice.. silly me: "Boat ahoy I said you deaf pigeon!" That wasn't a daydream from me.. it really is her! "CHLOE!!" I heave her into the boat.. that is rocking to and fro ( jeez what a word.. to and fro.. who made this one up?) terribly now..

 "Hey.. where did you go on that little island? You just.. disappeared!" Chloe looks at me: "I didn't disappear.. I woke up and made a little walk around the island. After an hour or so I saw a big ship with white sails and crept on board" Sounds logical "I'm going to kill some dead un-dead pirates.. wanna help?" "Sure.. What do they look like?" After this the moon breaks through the clouds "Well.. just like I look like right now I suppose, only those guys aren't nice guys.. and I'm a very nice girl grin" Chloe doesn't seem to be startled or frightened: "Oh.. right.. Barbossa and Friends.. you know? The skinny look suits you.. too bad of the slimy icky gross stuff" "Yeah.. I know.. lot more ick then in the movie.."

After lots of splashing and laughing we finally reach the Black Pearl and climb aboard ever so quietly: "You're standing on my fingers!" "Shut up, they'll hear us!" "Nah.. do you think? That's part of the plan remember? Now get of my fingers!!" We can see two skulls popping out of the cannon hole: "Nehnehnehnehneh.. bet you can't catch us!" Chloe sticks her tongue out to the dead un-dead guys.  "Get them!" "So.. get them to chase us.. check.. now what?" "Hmm.. hide?" We hide in the lifeboat on deck and watch the stupid pirates look for us. When they have their backs towards us we carefully creep out and swing the thing towards them. Looks a bit like bowling.. only more fun.. and more messy.

I have got the feeling I'm forgetting something "Screeeeeeeeeeeech" Ow... right.. the monkey!

Ten minutes later

 "I want the monkey" –snok- Monkey is been pulled towards Chloe "No.. I want the monkey"-another snok- Monkey is been pulled towards Ilona...

This continues until monkey falls apart in a pile of bones and Lona and Chloe go and search for Mr Gibbs.

"Joehoe? Mister Gibbs? You here?" "Well I'll be darned.. two young missies" We free the crew and run up deck to untie the life boat to sail to the Isla de Muerta. I don't want to be as late as Lizzie, fighting is fun.. "Alright Chloe.. one.. two.. heave!" And yes.. the boat plunges into the water.. I am só much better then Elizabeth! Row.. row "You know.. we should tell these people that speedboats exist.. That would be a lot less tiring" The cave is silent.. I guess that means the fight hasn't start yet! Yay.. Or perhaps we should be on board of the Dauntless.. hmm.. decisions.. oh well.. too late for that now.

 Drat.. I want to go on here.. but that also is the start of another chapter.. Ah well.. no dead un-dead monkeys were hurt during the making of the fiction..