Last chapter people, and I changed it a little bit because somehow it didn't appear entirely on the www. Strange.. well:
I don't own POTC.. I almost caught Orlando (remember? I had a plot, to capture Orlando, so he could be my bait in my plot to capture Johnny) but that failed due to my doggies not wanting to go to America…Everybody who reviewed: I LOVE YOU!!
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"Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person
you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you want to look out
for.. honest, because you
never know.." Oh no.. it's
about to start! "..when they'll do something
incredibly.. stupid" And so the action starts, Jack
pushes a pirate guy into the water while unsheathing his sword and attacking
Barbossa. Chloe and I look at each other.. then run into the scene of action: "CHAAAARGE!"
"Aiieeeeh hoa… Chap tjoi… babi pangan…Don't
forget the sticks." Standing on one leg, one arm heaved into the sky I'm
threatening a pirate with my lethal monkey killing samurai pose… He is staring
at me.. ha! He obviously is
too afraid to move
This is a rare occasion, but for this purpose I've allowed to put
in another persons point of view..
-bombthrowing Pirate
point of view-
The older looking girl is behaving very strangely. I hesitate to approach her,
for she might be suffering from some odd disease. By the looks of it, it must
be a very painful experience.
Perhaps I should kill her and stop her suffering…
Thus ends this pirate's point of view.. back to Ilona
-Chloe's point of view-
Take that.. and that.. haha.. stupid pirate. –kick- "You guys are great punching bags- I can
see Ilona do some weird voodoo stuff with her arm and leg..
Ahem.. due to technical
problems we had some difficulties going back to Lona's point of view. We apologize
for any inconvenients. Now really back to Lona.
-Kick- -Stomp- Muahaha..
Oh yes.. I am so bad! Then Will comes and
thrusts a pole into the three pirates so that they're stuck together. Party Pooper. Chloe gives me the bomb "You may do the honour"
" Why thank you, but I don't think we should end this
so fast" –Pats her pockets- Now where did I put that itching powder? With a
sigh of frustration Will snatches the bomb out of my hands "Will you hurry up
already?" "No! Will! Give that back! You're spoiling all the.."
He takes no notice of my jumping up and down in an attempt to snatch the bomb
back, but pushes it into the ribs of the bomb throwing pirate "..fun. Ick..Ew..
Never mind.. I don't want it now" With a look of
disgust I start looking for Jack. Where could he be? He must be around here
somewhere –BOOM-
"Lona! Throw the medallion!" Awh Crap.. I have to cut myself again. "Do I have to? I mean.. I don't mind being a dead undead person.. I don't have to worry about me getting fat and all.. and really it's all.." "Just do it!" Jack is losing to Barbossa.. really bad.. With a great deal of reluctance I make another, painful, excruciating.. well.. not that much actually.. it only stings a little, cut in my hand. Making sure there is some blood on it, I throw it to Will who's standing near the chest now with his bloody medallion...
"Will!! Wait!! Mr Barbossa sir? Before you die.. could I have your autograph? Please…? Pretty Please?" As I'm running towards Barbossa I hear the click from a pistol.. and that pistol is aimed at me. Did it ever occur to someone that in this entire movie, I'm taking over Elizabeth role? That's just absolutely not fair!
What to do? I really want that autograph.. Barbossa wouldn't really shoot.. would he? Nah. "Mr Barbossa!" –WHAM- -BLAHM- Two shots? That isn't supposed to happen.. Why is everything so misty.. and why the hell does my arm hurt that much? "ILONA!!" "Jack.. would you please stop yelling at me? I'm starting to get a headache.." I moan. Just before everything turns black I hear Barbossa say: "I feel…cold"
When Ilona wakes up, she's lying in a cell, her arm bandaged and a lot bit drowsy. But she's still alive.. and that's positive..right?
"That –censored- ing –censored-ard! He shot me! He really, actually shot me! The nerve of that guy! All I wanted was an autograph!" Chloe tries to refresh my bandage… and she's not so happy about me not wanting to sit still… And I'm not happy because I have a hole in my arm! Made by Barbossa!
"Will you calm down a little? We're about to be hanged, so you must look your best!" Chloe states. She doesn't seem bothered by the whole execution thing. Jack is a bit though, he walks about and around looking nervous.
"You three… it's time…" A weird dressed guy with a wig comes to takes us away.
"Wait a minute.. don't I get a last request or anything?" Chloe prods me: "You already had.. but since you were unconscious Jack and I ordered a big meal for you, but we had to eat it, because you were.. you know..unconsious" "You guys ate my last meal? You…you… ohhhh…you! No wonder Jack is looking all nervous like… he was afraid I might find out so I could kill him first!" I push the guard aside: " Out of my way you.. I want to go first"
When I came outside, Will suddenly jumped right front of me, fighting off a lot of guards: "Quickly, fight and run! Follow me!" Wha? " Fight? I'm injured! How can I aaaargh" Jack grabbed me by my good arm and pulled me along a rain of swords, dodging them all. Chloe doesn't really hurry, but skips her way along the swords, ducking so now and then. But alas, all those efforts didn't make a difference.. Will still led us to a dead end! Numbskull…
Nothing is right with the movie anymore… Jack doesn't even wait for Norrington and Elizabeth to talk, but he runs towards the edge of the fortress, still clutching my good arm… he jumps onto the ledge.. erhm.. still holding my arm.. "No..Jack! You don't.. Don't you dare! No!" And he jumps off the ledge, into the water.. way..way..way..waaaaaay below… dragging me along into the water too.
Everything is dark, and cold and wet. My clothes are too heavy, they're pulling me down. Then I see a faint light, that's growing larger and larger.. someone is pulling me up! By my injured arm! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Just when I thought I couldn't take it any longer, my head breaks the surface..AIR! "You okay luv'?" "Jack, you lousy good for nottin' sadly excuse for a pirate!.. Wait a minute… you just saved me…" He grins and brings his face close to mine.. Slowly I see his lips coming closer and closer.. Closing my eyes, I wait until I feel them on mine..
A big wet red tongue is licking over my face.. the owner of that big red tongue is panting heavily into my face. "Urgh… doggy breath" When I open my eyes, I notice that I'm not lying in water.. my arm doesn't hurt anymore, and the guy that just tried to kissed me, sure as hell isn't Jack Sparrow… It's my dog! "Agh, Remco, get off my bed!"
Looking around, I'm realizing that it was all just a dream… Hmpf… me and Jack in some crazy adventure? Dream on Lona… Dream on.