Disclaimer: This story will not be written in script, and I do not own
anything except the rabbit in my sock draw.
Quatre: What rabbit? I know that there are only cat hairs in there.
GM: Have you been looking through my socks?
Quatre: No, you just trail cat hair through the house.
GM: Oh that's good then.
Bakura: Why are we here?
GM: Because of the big bang, or God, or Ra, or even because the Architect created this Matrix.
Quatre: Why is there a red line underneath me?
GM: Because I haven't been to the spell check thing yet.
Quatre: Why was I temporarily Quartet?
GM: My mistake.
Bakura: Can you just get on with the story now?
GM: No?
Chibi Seto: How about now?
GM: No, you're not cute enough.
Chibi Wufei: How about me?
GM: Oh, alright then.
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It was a cold and stormy night, or was it a bright and sunny day. I can't seem to remember. Well I'd just woken up and there was a big wall in front of me. I began to look around and see where I was. I couldn't, there were walls there as well. I started to worry, wondering why and how I got here. There was a dark and musty smell in the air, with black power settling on my shoulders as I looked around. My medium length blonde hair was starting to get a little grey. I wondered how I was able to get here, and in such ridiculous clothes. How did purple ever go with yellow, yes, they're complimentary colours, but it does not compliment my colours. I heard a knocking from behind one of the brick walls. Suddenly a voice came. "Hello? Is that you Mali?" It was a young voice, of a male aged seemingly around 9. I realised where I was, and who was calling. "Ugh, Yugi. What happened?" I called. "I don't know, you appeared to have got stuck in Kaiba's chimney though." Called out the Pharaoh's hikari. "We're at Kaiba's house?" This was news to me, I didn't even know that he would invite us around, ever, in a million years. Maybe Joey had persuaded him. Well I'd find out later, first I needed to get out of this chimney. It's a very small chimney, I knew if we were in Kaiba's mansion then there would have been much bigger chimneys, why couldn't I had been in one of those. "Uh, I think I'm stuck. It's too narrow down here," I squirmed and caught a bit of light from the top of chimney. "I'll try to climb up." Suddenly I noticed a little metal ladder.
Sometime later, I was in the outside of the house. It was fun climbing out, took some time though, not saying I'm fat, Ra no. It's just that I couldn't actually figure out entirely what way was up at some points. Once I was outside, I had to figure out how to get down. Kaiba's mansion is, well, extremely high, I'm very glad I have absolutely no fear of heights. Well I have a slight fear of heights, but only if I'm going to actually die from the height, such as running out of oxygen, or, even worse, the amount of heights suddenly decreasing. Then I would like my heights to come back. Well I should stop talking about all this random crap [1].
Once I was inside I saw my Yami, in case you don't know, a Yami is a sort dark side, a spirit from my millennium rod, my millennium rod is very useful for chopping up stuff, and getting people to do basically what we want, well he had been busy playing with a white haired evil kid called Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura is the Yami to a certain white haired English sounding kid called Bakura. I think they're both crazy in their own ways. There is no way someone can sound that English[2]. Well I mentioned my Yami was playing with Yami Bakura, to make it easier, I'll refer to Yami Bakura as Bakura and Bakura as Ryou. Well my Yami (who's an evil idiot) was playing with Bakura. Playing means trying to escape from. It appears that he had done something to land him in great peril, yet again.
I suddenly heard a great crash as a wall came tumbling down, I managed to pick up one of the bricks [3] from the ground as a strange girl jumped off a Moped and said to no-one in particular. "Alright, I've had enough of this, doing this story in first person is getting boring, especially because Marik doesn't seem to be doing anything interesting. "Hey!" I shouted, "I'm not that boring, it's just been a very uneventful day." "You mean waking up in a chimney is boring? You could have made it funnier! Well I'm putting this story into third person now!" shouted Generally Maz. The tall curly haired girl was getting rather annoyed at how the story was going so far and decided to then exit. "Well I'm going now, and if, and when I come back, this will be a funny story!"
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Will the story be eventually funny? Will I actually get some sleep? Will I continue this story? I don't know, but Hugo[4] doesn't either. Chibi Wufei: See the next chapter soon!
Chibi Seto: Since I'm the brainier of the two Chibis.
Chibi Wufei: Is that an insult?
Chibi Seto: No, it's a statement.
Chibi Wufei: Erm...
Chibi Seto: sweat drops well anyway, since I'm the brainier I shall be doing the foot notes.
Chibi Wufei: Eww, you have to write on people's feet, that's gross.
Chibi Seto: ignores Wufei Well anyway, since I'm the more intelligent I shall now tell you what those things in the square brackets mean. [1]Random Crap is GM's phrase of the day. The day meaning 10th of May 2004. [2]Well he can't can he? GM is the most English sounding person she knows, and boy can she sound English, just Bakura is way overdoing it. [3]The brick says "The fourth wall"[5] [4]Hugo is GM's very furry cat. [5]Wait, why is there a footnote in the footnotes... never mind... The fourth wall is the wall separating our world from the real world, it breaks quite a lot in humour.
Quatre: What rabbit? I know that there are only cat hairs in there.
GM: Have you been looking through my socks?
Quatre: No, you just trail cat hair through the house.
GM: Oh that's good then.
Bakura: Why are we here?
GM: Because of the big bang, or God, or Ra, or even because the Architect created this Matrix.
Quatre: Why is there a red line underneath me?
GM: Because I haven't been to the spell check thing yet.
Quatre: Why was I temporarily Quartet?
GM: My mistake.
Bakura: Can you just get on with the story now?
GM: No?
Chibi Seto: How about now?
GM: No, you're not cute enough.
Chibi Wufei: How about me?
GM: Oh, alright then.
--
It was a cold and stormy night, or was it a bright and sunny day. I can't seem to remember. Well I'd just woken up and there was a big wall in front of me. I began to look around and see where I was. I couldn't, there were walls there as well. I started to worry, wondering why and how I got here. There was a dark and musty smell in the air, with black power settling on my shoulders as I looked around. My medium length blonde hair was starting to get a little grey. I wondered how I was able to get here, and in such ridiculous clothes. How did purple ever go with yellow, yes, they're complimentary colours, but it does not compliment my colours. I heard a knocking from behind one of the brick walls. Suddenly a voice came. "Hello? Is that you Mali?" It was a young voice, of a male aged seemingly around 9. I realised where I was, and who was calling. "Ugh, Yugi. What happened?" I called. "I don't know, you appeared to have got stuck in Kaiba's chimney though." Called out the Pharaoh's hikari. "We're at Kaiba's house?" This was news to me, I didn't even know that he would invite us around, ever, in a million years. Maybe Joey had persuaded him. Well I'd find out later, first I needed to get out of this chimney. It's a very small chimney, I knew if we were in Kaiba's mansion then there would have been much bigger chimneys, why couldn't I had been in one of those. "Uh, I think I'm stuck. It's too narrow down here," I squirmed and caught a bit of light from the top of chimney. "I'll try to climb up." Suddenly I noticed a little metal ladder.
Sometime later, I was in the outside of the house. It was fun climbing out, took some time though, not saying I'm fat, Ra no. It's just that I couldn't actually figure out entirely what way was up at some points. Once I was outside, I had to figure out how to get down. Kaiba's mansion is, well, extremely high, I'm very glad I have absolutely no fear of heights. Well I have a slight fear of heights, but only if I'm going to actually die from the height, such as running out of oxygen, or, even worse, the amount of heights suddenly decreasing. Then I would like my heights to come back. Well I should stop talking about all this random crap [1].
Once I was inside I saw my Yami, in case you don't know, a Yami is a sort dark side, a spirit from my millennium rod, my millennium rod is very useful for chopping up stuff, and getting people to do basically what we want, well he had been busy playing with a white haired evil kid called Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura is the Yami to a certain white haired English sounding kid called Bakura. I think they're both crazy in their own ways. There is no way someone can sound that English[2]. Well I mentioned my Yami was playing with Yami Bakura, to make it easier, I'll refer to Yami Bakura as Bakura and Bakura as Ryou. Well my Yami (who's an evil idiot) was playing with Bakura. Playing means trying to escape from. It appears that he had done something to land him in great peril, yet again.
I suddenly heard a great crash as a wall came tumbling down, I managed to pick up one of the bricks [3] from the ground as a strange girl jumped off a Moped and said to no-one in particular. "Alright, I've had enough of this, doing this story in first person is getting boring, especially because Marik doesn't seem to be doing anything interesting. "Hey!" I shouted, "I'm not that boring, it's just been a very uneventful day." "You mean waking up in a chimney is boring? You could have made it funnier! Well I'm putting this story into third person now!" shouted Generally Maz. The tall curly haired girl was getting rather annoyed at how the story was going so far and decided to then exit. "Well I'm going now, and if, and when I come back, this will be a funny story!"
--
Will the story be eventually funny? Will I actually get some sleep? Will I continue this story? I don't know, but Hugo[4] doesn't either. Chibi Wufei: See the next chapter soon!
Chibi Seto: Since I'm the brainier of the two Chibis.
Chibi Wufei: Is that an insult?
Chibi Seto: No, it's a statement.
Chibi Wufei: Erm...
Chibi Seto: sweat drops well anyway, since I'm the brainier I shall be doing the foot notes.
Chibi Wufei: Eww, you have to write on people's feet, that's gross.
Chibi Seto: ignores Wufei Well anyway, since I'm the more intelligent I shall now tell you what those things in the square brackets mean. [1]Random Crap is GM's phrase of the day. The day meaning 10th of May 2004. [2]Well he can't can he? GM is the most English sounding person she knows, and boy can she sound English, just Bakura is way overdoing it. [3]The brick says "The fourth wall"[5] [4]Hugo is GM's very furry cat. [5]Wait, why is there a footnote in the footnotes... never mind... The fourth wall is the wall separating our world from the real world, it breaks quite a lot in humour.