Day 1- Spent the last few weeks in a cave stoned. It wasn't half as bad as
you'd expect. Found by a woman and her cat and was giggling for the rest
of the day.
Day 2- Alis says we need to go to Motavia to get some help to defeat Lassic. I figure I can at least stay with her and Myau until we defeat Medusa.
Day 6- Go to get a cake for the Governor. I wonder why we can't just bake something ourselves. Alis must be a crappy cook.
Day 7- We run out of burgers and I'm hungry enough to eat the cake. I didn't think it was nearly as big a deal as Alis says. She ties me up and throws Myau at me (still waiting for the facial scars to heal). She uh...convinces me to go raise the Meseta to buy another cake. It was quite easy. I hire myself out as an escort to every lady in Canimeet. They all told me they were tired of effeminate men. Best night of my life!
Day 8- Not really sure what happens today, I was in too good of a mood to speak to Alis.
Day 15- Meet up with Noah. Damn she's hot! That is.....if she's a girl.
Day 18- Noah won't tell me how she manages to open the manhole in the spaceport. But hey, gotta dig strong women! Freed Dr. Luveno who says he'll build us a spaceship.
Day 19- We encounter a lake of lava. Myau rides on my shoulder and I offer to carry Noah across. Alis says her boots are strong enough to keep out the heat. Was she ever wrong...
Day 20- Surf's up! Unfortunately, the water is too cold for skinny dipping, octopi are also a threat. Good thing they're easy to cut up and serve with clams. Feel a little bad for Alis because, in addition to having a hard time walking, she has a shellfish allergy. That's gotta suck.
Day 25- Buy a gun in Abion. Guns are so manly. In other news, I think I'm developing a crush on Noah.
Day 28- The Mad Scientist thinks Myau would make a lovely specimen. People who experiment on animals are sick! I'm rather embarrassed to say Myau saved our lives in that fight. I'm beginning to feel increasingly useless....
Day 29- Noah wastes all our burger money to buy some Polymetryl. Scratch that crush on her. That menas octopus and clams for the next 3 days! Revenge! Revenge I say!!!
Day 31- Talked myself into thinking Noah is a guy long enough to test the Polymetryl on him. It dissolves hair rather well. he wakes up and hurls fireballs at me once he figures out what happened. I accidentally kill him too and feel pretty bad about it. Alis wasn't too upset, we just took him to a church later.
Day 34- Noah uses the remainder of the Polymetryl to locate Hapsby. She's got male sensibilities...maybe she's a guy.
Day 36- Why do I feel that everyone's out to kill me?
Day 38- Back to Motavia to kill a dragon at my suggestion. I like that I can make the rest of the group do things.
Day 39-49- Wander around Motavia killing monsters to raise money for the LandRover. Still don't know why or even how they haul treasure chests around with them. Whatever.
Day 52- FINALLY! I was able to find the Mirror Shield! Go me! Get it after shooting down every cactus on the island. I almost hit Myau and I still remove prickers from places I didn't know existed.
Day 54- Got the Laconian Axe but I'm sad I didn't get stoned off of Medusa again. I no longer feel useless, but important and manly!
Day 58- On the way to Dezoris I can't help but wonder- what the hell is Noah?!
Day 60- Caves on Dezoris appear to lack floors...find it unsettling to constantly walk on nothing...
Day 65- The Dezorans are great people, so friendly...but that might be because they're always drunk. I'm jealous.
Day 66- Learn it's possible to get high off of a White Dragon's fumes. Today is a good day.
Day 67- Find the Laconian Armor in the Morgue. I stupidly jump into a pit after Alis, mostly out of habit. We climb back up with her rope. Noah seems agitated for some reason.
Day 69- I get to drive the Ice Digger! Quite a thrill to watch the various colored Slimes splash against the windshield. Scraped them off to later learn they taste great on toast. Thanks to my new Laconian Axe, we kill the Titans and find the Whatits Prism.
Day 71- Myau goes missing on the way to the Corona Tower. I think Noah has something to do with it, she seems to be involved with everything somehow.
Day 72- Dezorans are so cool! Well, maybe I'm just happy we get the Eclipse Torch because I suggested finding the Amber Eye earlier. It was a little strange not seeing a single alter in their temple.
Day 73-79- Alis wants to take a detour to find the Laconian Shield, but it takes 6 days. I tell her that's just 6 days more Lassic has to oppress and kill people like her brother. She and Noah throw me into an inescapable pit for a few days because I say that. I survive by eating the moss growing between the bricks.
Day 80- Alis insists on getting the Laerma Nuts so we take a nice 2 mile walk through 4 feet of snow. We lose Myau again, I eventually stick him under my arm so he won't suffocate in the snow.
Day 81- Hapsby breaks and I get angry and kick him. It seems to make things better.
Day 85- Baya Malay is on the horizon...again. This time Noah promises she's found a way in. That night, the Canimeet ladies are very happy to see me.
Day 86- Damn girly man......or maybe manly girl manages to open the doors to the Baya Malay prison. I am quite pleased to meet a Dezoran that's impressed with my armor and a charming lady who was nearly sacrificed to the Profound Darkness. Alis lost our Roadpass so we have to fight the Robocop.
Day 87- Noah does it again with the doors. It's great I get to use my Laconian Axe and all, but it would've been so much easier to take our very fast, very comfortable spaceship to the top of the tower.
Day 88- Alis is leading us in circles. I think Myau fell asleep on my shoulder and Noah's annoyed enough to make a map.
Day 90- I never thought I'd be so happy to see sunlight again. I think I may be blind after that damn tower. I want to go bungee jumping, but Alis says no. Myau refuses to eat the Laerma Nut even after we wrap it in meat. Great Light bless Alis' rope spell, that made him much easier to grab. I nearly chop off the poor kitty's wing while fighting the Gold Dragon.
Day 91- We kill Lassic. I hope I can age as well as he did. Alis and Noah say we need to see the Governor and Myau tries to jump off the Air Castle without us. I catch him though.
Day 93- Noah and I are the only ones able to damage Dark Falz. I try not to rub it in too much. Now that this nonsense is all over, there's only one logical path to take- return to my girls in Canimeet! But I don't know why the Governor let himself become possessed, maybe he's the real enemy. All that work for nothing........
Day 2- Alis says we need to go to Motavia to get some help to defeat Lassic. I figure I can at least stay with her and Myau until we defeat Medusa.
Day 6- Go to get a cake for the Governor. I wonder why we can't just bake something ourselves. Alis must be a crappy cook.
Day 7- We run out of burgers and I'm hungry enough to eat the cake. I didn't think it was nearly as big a deal as Alis says. She ties me up and throws Myau at me (still waiting for the facial scars to heal). She uh...convinces me to go raise the Meseta to buy another cake. It was quite easy. I hire myself out as an escort to every lady in Canimeet. They all told me they were tired of effeminate men. Best night of my life!
Day 8- Not really sure what happens today, I was in too good of a mood to speak to Alis.
Day 15- Meet up with Noah. Damn she's hot! That is.....if she's a girl.
Day 18- Noah won't tell me how she manages to open the manhole in the spaceport. But hey, gotta dig strong women! Freed Dr. Luveno who says he'll build us a spaceship.
Day 19- We encounter a lake of lava. Myau rides on my shoulder and I offer to carry Noah across. Alis says her boots are strong enough to keep out the heat. Was she ever wrong...
Day 20- Surf's up! Unfortunately, the water is too cold for skinny dipping, octopi are also a threat. Good thing they're easy to cut up and serve with clams. Feel a little bad for Alis because, in addition to having a hard time walking, she has a shellfish allergy. That's gotta suck.
Day 25- Buy a gun in Abion. Guns are so manly. In other news, I think I'm developing a crush on Noah.
Day 28- The Mad Scientist thinks Myau would make a lovely specimen. People who experiment on animals are sick! I'm rather embarrassed to say Myau saved our lives in that fight. I'm beginning to feel increasingly useless....
Day 29- Noah wastes all our burger money to buy some Polymetryl. Scratch that crush on her. That menas octopus and clams for the next 3 days! Revenge! Revenge I say!!!
Day 31- Talked myself into thinking Noah is a guy long enough to test the Polymetryl on him. It dissolves hair rather well. he wakes up and hurls fireballs at me once he figures out what happened. I accidentally kill him too and feel pretty bad about it. Alis wasn't too upset, we just took him to a church later.
Day 34- Noah uses the remainder of the Polymetryl to locate Hapsby. She's got male sensibilities...maybe she's a guy.
Day 36- Why do I feel that everyone's out to kill me?
Day 38- Back to Motavia to kill a dragon at my suggestion. I like that I can make the rest of the group do things.
Day 39-49- Wander around Motavia killing monsters to raise money for the LandRover. Still don't know why or even how they haul treasure chests around with them. Whatever.
Day 52- FINALLY! I was able to find the Mirror Shield! Go me! Get it after shooting down every cactus on the island. I almost hit Myau and I still remove prickers from places I didn't know existed.
Day 54- Got the Laconian Axe but I'm sad I didn't get stoned off of Medusa again. I no longer feel useless, but important and manly!
Day 58- On the way to Dezoris I can't help but wonder- what the hell is Noah?!
Day 60- Caves on Dezoris appear to lack floors...find it unsettling to constantly walk on nothing...
Day 65- The Dezorans are great people, so friendly...but that might be because they're always drunk. I'm jealous.
Day 66- Learn it's possible to get high off of a White Dragon's fumes. Today is a good day.
Day 67- Find the Laconian Armor in the Morgue. I stupidly jump into a pit after Alis, mostly out of habit. We climb back up with her rope. Noah seems agitated for some reason.
Day 69- I get to drive the Ice Digger! Quite a thrill to watch the various colored Slimes splash against the windshield. Scraped them off to later learn they taste great on toast. Thanks to my new Laconian Axe, we kill the Titans and find the Whatits Prism.
Day 71- Myau goes missing on the way to the Corona Tower. I think Noah has something to do with it, she seems to be involved with everything somehow.
Day 72- Dezorans are so cool! Well, maybe I'm just happy we get the Eclipse Torch because I suggested finding the Amber Eye earlier. It was a little strange not seeing a single alter in their temple.
Day 73-79- Alis wants to take a detour to find the Laconian Shield, but it takes 6 days. I tell her that's just 6 days more Lassic has to oppress and kill people like her brother. She and Noah throw me into an inescapable pit for a few days because I say that. I survive by eating the moss growing between the bricks.
Day 80- Alis insists on getting the Laerma Nuts so we take a nice 2 mile walk through 4 feet of snow. We lose Myau again, I eventually stick him under my arm so he won't suffocate in the snow.
Day 81- Hapsby breaks and I get angry and kick him. It seems to make things better.
Day 85- Baya Malay is on the horizon...again. This time Noah promises she's found a way in. That night, the Canimeet ladies are very happy to see me.
Day 86- Damn girly man......or maybe manly girl manages to open the doors to the Baya Malay prison. I am quite pleased to meet a Dezoran that's impressed with my armor and a charming lady who was nearly sacrificed to the Profound Darkness. Alis lost our Roadpass so we have to fight the Robocop.
Day 87- Noah does it again with the doors. It's great I get to use my Laconian Axe and all, but it would've been so much easier to take our very fast, very comfortable spaceship to the top of the tower.
Day 88- Alis is leading us in circles. I think Myau fell asleep on my shoulder and Noah's annoyed enough to make a map.
Day 90- I never thought I'd be so happy to see sunlight again. I think I may be blind after that damn tower. I want to go bungee jumping, but Alis says no. Myau refuses to eat the Laerma Nut even after we wrap it in meat. Great Light bless Alis' rope spell, that made him much easier to grab. I nearly chop off the poor kitty's wing while fighting the Gold Dragon.
Day 91- We kill Lassic. I hope I can age as well as he did. Alis and Noah say we need to see the Governor and Myau tries to jump off the Air Castle without us. I catch him though.
Day 93- Noah and I are the only ones able to damage Dark Falz. I try not to rub it in too much. Now that this nonsense is all over, there's only one logical path to take- return to my girls in Canimeet! But I don't know why the Governor let himself become possessed, maybe he's the real enemy. All that work for nothing........