Day 1- I wish I had a say in who I was traded to. I get roped into killing
an evil king in a quest for revenge. Alis asks me where I can find Odin.
Out of fear for my life, I talk.
Day 3- Dragged under ground to search for Odin. Alis is kind enough to remove the bottle of Asulin from my neck and never suggests replacing the collar. I have no intention of reminding her.
Day 10- How does a cake shop stay in business so far underground? I know I have a bad understanding of economics but this makes no sense even to the most educated scholars! In other news, I break my teeth trying to open a bottle of cola and doubt I'll be eating for a few days because of it.
Day 11- Odin eats the Governor's cake and Alis throws me at him. I bet she didn't know musk cats could make such terrible noises. Serves her right.
Day 12- Odin went missing last night...I try to use Alis as a scratching post.
Day 14- The Governor gives us a letter to convince Noah to join us. I say that 3 people is plenty and Odin tells me I don't really count as a person. I want to kill Odin.
Day 16- Try to bite Odin's jugular while he's asleep. Damn his thick neck and my broken teeth!
Day 17- Find Noah...he's a great masseuse. I don't think I've ever purred so loud for so long in my life. I have a new best friend.
Day 20- Noah won't tell us how he lifts the manhole......
Day 24- I revoke my death wish against Odin after he spares my paws that lava. I would hate for my feet to look like Alis'.....
Day 25- Luckily, Alis can't eat the seafood so she gives me her share. I'm quite happy...at least until her, Odin, and Noah devise a plan to toss me in the ocean on grounds I do the most damage to octopi. After that, I refuse to help fight at all on the beach. Noah's the only one to apologize.
Day 28- I get my 15 minutes of fame in Abion when Dr. Mad wants to chop out part of my brain then use the rest of me for food, clothing, and a violin. Now I respect Alis and Odin after they refuse to give me away. I save everyone's ass in that fight. Go me! Everyone pets me later.
Day 30- Hack up a hair ball. The ocean washes it away though. Noah and Odin have a really, really big fight that results in Noah's death. We take him to a church later so I feel okay.
Day 35- Noah finds our robot! Now we can fly!
Day 37- Before hitting Motavia, we go on the Hovercraft to an island and pick up Gas Shield which will give us access to the only green area on Motavia. I'm no longer surprised by shops in strange places. We'll likely have to travel to a dragon's innards next time we buy something. I refuse to get back on the Hovercraft after becoming seasick on the way, but I'm dragged on anyway. Damn humans.
Day 39- Having fur is definitely a disadvantage on a desert planet. How do the Motavians deal? Maybe that's why they're so approachable and beg for mercy when we attack them. They're quite good at sucking up to Palmans. The caves are cool and pleasant except for the monsters, especially that one dragon.
Day 53- Sorry for the lack on entries. I wore down my claws walking on rock so much and therefore had no way of writing (still learning how to work a 'pencil' as it's called), but we bought the Land Rover and don't walk as much. Odin nearly shoots me while aiming for cacti in search of the Mirror Shield. The only way to avoid him is by jumping in the water, I hate being wet.
Day 55- Medusa dies. Odin quickly builds a bizarre emotional attachment to the Laconian Ax. I find him sleeping with it that night.
Day 61- Noah makes me a ball en route to Dezoris. Chasing it around, I feel just like a kitten again.
Day 62- Everyone's looking at me funny and they've all tried to skin me at least once. They must be jealous that I've got such warm fur. I hate the Dezoran caves because I keep slipping on the black ice floors. On top of that, I have a hard time seeing over Odin. One time, I forced my way to the front next to Alis, but get kicked me to the back of the line again. She says it's tradition to walk in single file.
Day 68- Why does Alis always want to kill the Dezorans?! I don't like killing the Dezorans! I don't care how much money they have!
Day 69- In the Morgue I jump into a pit after Alis because I can't see where I'm going. We climb out and in a flash of logic, I explain that we can walk around holes. I'm brilliant. Noah seems agitated for some reason.
Day 71- I catch frostbite when we look for the Prism. After murdering the Titans, I take a snooze in the Ice Digger.
Day 73- Paws are still infected with frostbite, so Noah carries me outside and melts enough snow to create a hotspring. The water feels good this time. He leaves me to soak and the water freezes. I try to lick it all up, but my tongue gets stuck and I'm buried under a snowdrift. Alis and Odin find and chop me out the ice. I feel like my tongue's been ripped off. I like Alis better than Noah now.
Day 74- Eclipse Torch, Corona Tower....whatever. I can't feel anything past my whiskers.
76-81- Alis wants the Laconian Shield...in the meantime, I walk off the frostbite. In the cave, I have a lot of time to think- mostly about fish and what Noah's gender really is.
Day 82- I wonder what we need the Laerma Nuts for.
Day 83- Hapsby keeps babbling useless advertisements and refuses to fly the Luveno, which means we can't go anywhere. Alis and Noah are pretty worked up about it, but I welcome the break.
Day 87- Baya Malay! Baya Malay!! BAYA MALAY!!! I can't wait, we're nearly done! That night, Alis and Odin stay up talking. I stupidly assume they're devising a strategy for beating Lassic, but they're arguing about Noah's gender. After hunting down and decapitate a Maneater for a late night snack, then join in. I end up eating the Maneater by myself, those ungrateful pricks. Last time I try to feed them! I sleep on Alis's head that night. It was like having a personal heater.
Day 89- I don't wanna walk up that damn tower. I ask Alis why we can't take our spaceship and she says we need some extra training before the Air Castle. There's a burning question in the back of my head- how are we getting from the top of Baya Malay to the Air Castle with no ship? Am I the only one who thought of that?!
Day 90- I'm so sick of walking. There are calluses on my paws and no one talks anymore. This has gotten boring.
Day 92- Hark, is that daylight? Unfortunately yes. Everyone tackles me after I refuse to eat their Nut, but Alis told me it's getting in me one way or another- I chose the mouth. Of course, not without a fight. They owe me big. Odin repays me by nearly slicing off my new wing. As soon as we land, I take a few swipes at him with my enlarged paws.
Day 93- There's Lassic- he's crusty and wrinkly and smells pretty bad. He was easy enough....actually retrieving the Governor's cake was more difficult.
Day 95- Dark Falz looks like a large bug that just doesn't want to die. I make myself useful by healing and eating burgers. It's over though. Future plans? Why, live in the lap of luxury (most likely Alis') of course! At least...I planned to until Alis refused to be queen. But hey, we're interplanetary heroes now, they're bound to make our lives cushy.
Day 3- Dragged under ground to search for Odin. Alis is kind enough to remove the bottle of Asulin from my neck and never suggests replacing the collar. I have no intention of reminding her.
Day 10- How does a cake shop stay in business so far underground? I know I have a bad understanding of economics but this makes no sense even to the most educated scholars! In other news, I break my teeth trying to open a bottle of cola and doubt I'll be eating for a few days because of it.
Day 11- Odin eats the Governor's cake and Alis throws me at him. I bet she didn't know musk cats could make such terrible noises. Serves her right.
Day 12- Odin went missing last night...I try to use Alis as a scratching post.
Day 14- The Governor gives us a letter to convince Noah to join us. I say that 3 people is plenty and Odin tells me I don't really count as a person. I want to kill Odin.
Day 16- Try to bite Odin's jugular while he's asleep. Damn his thick neck and my broken teeth!
Day 17- Find Noah...he's a great masseuse. I don't think I've ever purred so loud for so long in my life. I have a new best friend.
Day 20- Noah won't tell us how he lifts the manhole......
Day 24- I revoke my death wish against Odin after he spares my paws that lava. I would hate for my feet to look like Alis'.....
Day 25- Luckily, Alis can't eat the seafood so she gives me her share. I'm quite happy...at least until her, Odin, and Noah devise a plan to toss me in the ocean on grounds I do the most damage to octopi. After that, I refuse to help fight at all on the beach. Noah's the only one to apologize.
Day 28- I get my 15 minutes of fame in Abion when Dr. Mad wants to chop out part of my brain then use the rest of me for food, clothing, and a violin. Now I respect Alis and Odin after they refuse to give me away. I save everyone's ass in that fight. Go me! Everyone pets me later.
Day 30- Hack up a hair ball. The ocean washes it away though. Noah and Odin have a really, really big fight that results in Noah's death. We take him to a church later so I feel okay.
Day 35- Noah finds our robot! Now we can fly!
Day 37- Before hitting Motavia, we go on the Hovercraft to an island and pick up Gas Shield which will give us access to the only green area on Motavia. I'm no longer surprised by shops in strange places. We'll likely have to travel to a dragon's innards next time we buy something. I refuse to get back on the Hovercraft after becoming seasick on the way, but I'm dragged on anyway. Damn humans.
Day 39- Having fur is definitely a disadvantage on a desert planet. How do the Motavians deal? Maybe that's why they're so approachable and beg for mercy when we attack them. They're quite good at sucking up to Palmans. The caves are cool and pleasant except for the monsters, especially that one dragon.
Day 53- Sorry for the lack on entries. I wore down my claws walking on rock so much and therefore had no way of writing (still learning how to work a 'pencil' as it's called), but we bought the Land Rover and don't walk as much. Odin nearly shoots me while aiming for cacti in search of the Mirror Shield. The only way to avoid him is by jumping in the water, I hate being wet.
Day 55- Medusa dies. Odin quickly builds a bizarre emotional attachment to the Laconian Ax. I find him sleeping with it that night.
Day 61- Noah makes me a ball en route to Dezoris. Chasing it around, I feel just like a kitten again.
Day 62- Everyone's looking at me funny and they've all tried to skin me at least once. They must be jealous that I've got such warm fur. I hate the Dezoran caves because I keep slipping on the black ice floors. On top of that, I have a hard time seeing over Odin. One time, I forced my way to the front next to Alis, but get kicked me to the back of the line again. She says it's tradition to walk in single file.
Day 68- Why does Alis always want to kill the Dezorans?! I don't like killing the Dezorans! I don't care how much money they have!
Day 69- In the Morgue I jump into a pit after Alis because I can't see where I'm going. We climb out and in a flash of logic, I explain that we can walk around holes. I'm brilliant. Noah seems agitated for some reason.
Day 71- I catch frostbite when we look for the Prism. After murdering the Titans, I take a snooze in the Ice Digger.
Day 73- Paws are still infected with frostbite, so Noah carries me outside and melts enough snow to create a hotspring. The water feels good this time. He leaves me to soak and the water freezes. I try to lick it all up, but my tongue gets stuck and I'm buried under a snowdrift. Alis and Odin find and chop me out the ice. I feel like my tongue's been ripped off. I like Alis better than Noah now.
Day 74- Eclipse Torch, Corona Tower....whatever. I can't feel anything past my whiskers.
76-81- Alis wants the Laconian Shield...in the meantime, I walk off the frostbite. In the cave, I have a lot of time to think- mostly about fish and what Noah's gender really is.
Day 82- I wonder what we need the Laerma Nuts for.
Day 83- Hapsby keeps babbling useless advertisements and refuses to fly the Luveno, which means we can't go anywhere. Alis and Noah are pretty worked up about it, but I welcome the break.
Day 87- Baya Malay! Baya Malay!! BAYA MALAY!!! I can't wait, we're nearly done! That night, Alis and Odin stay up talking. I stupidly assume they're devising a strategy for beating Lassic, but they're arguing about Noah's gender. After hunting down and decapitate a Maneater for a late night snack, then join in. I end up eating the Maneater by myself, those ungrateful pricks. Last time I try to feed them! I sleep on Alis's head that night. It was like having a personal heater.
Day 89- I don't wanna walk up that damn tower. I ask Alis why we can't take our spaceship and she says we need some extra training before the Air Castle. There's a burning question in the back of my head- how are we getting from the top of Baya Malay to the Air Castle with no ship? Am I the only one who thought of that?!
Day 90- I'm so sick of walking. There are calluses on my paws and no one talks anymore. This has gotten boring.
Day 92- Hark, is that daylight? Unfortunately yes. Everyone tackles me after I refuse to eat their Nut, but Alis told me it's getting in me one way or another- I chose the mouth. Of course, not without a fight. They owe me big. Odin repays me by nearly slicing off my new wing. As soon as we land, I take a few swipes at him with my enlarged paws.
Day 93- There's Lassic- he's crusty and wrinkly and smells pretty bad. He was easy enough....actually retrieving the Governor's cake was more difficult.
Day 95- Dark Falz looks like a large bug that just doesn't want to die. I make myself useful by healing and eating burgers. It's over though. Future plans? Why, live in the lap of luxury (most likely Alis') of course! At least...I planned to until Alis refused to be queen. But hey, we're interplanetary heroes now, they're bound to make our lives cushy.