Day 1- A group of ingrates barge into my caves and refuse to leave until I
read their letter. It's from the Governor saying he plans on blocking off
the entrance to my cave. At least he gave me fair warning. I get company
as well.
Day 4- Alis, Myau, and Odin are aghast that I can move the manhole covering by myself. How'd I do it? I hit it with my cane to provoke the monsters into throwing themselves against it. It took a while, but it worked.
Day 7- Ahhh, the great Dr. Luveno (recommended by me, I should add), agrees to build our spaceship. Where would the others be without me? When we reach the lava, Odin is uncomfortably friendly with me. He offers to carry me across the lake, which I accept to avoid looking like Alis...
Day 8- I dislike this 'beach'...the sand is always in my robe and hair. Both are sooo difficult to keep clean.
Day 11- Our first real battle and who does most of the work? The cat! We were saved by a cat! Ugh!
Day 12- The Abion shopkeeper sells Polymetryl. Despite objections from.....everyone I use our burger funds to purchase some on the grounds we can experiment in the Bortevo garbage heap. At last, Odin starts to give me some space.
Day 14- DIE ODIN!!!!!!!!! Not only did that little f----- kill me today, he ruined my hair!!!! I'm not half as pretty without it. It's going to be weeks before it finally grows back. I swear I want to kill that oversized s--- head!!!!!!!
Day 17- Thanks to me, we locate Hapsby in the rubble. More importantly, I find some discarded hair extensions. Now I'm semi-beautiful again. Alis discovers the Hovercraft, which she compacts and puts in our supply bag. It must be made of foam.
Day 20- A shield shop in a cave on an island? Meh, I've seen stranger.
Day 22- On Motavia, I try to return to my cave, but the Governor really did destroy it. He was probably trying out a creative way to oppress the Motavians. We attack our first dragon and receive a rather ugly gem as a prize, nice idea Odin.
Day 23-33- What's so special about these 10 days? I fight Master Tajima for a new Frad Mantle (what kind of plant is a Frad anyway?). Problem is, slogging through all that sand and monster blood, my new cape quickly loses its white sheen. It costs 100 Meseta every night to dry clean it, But we buy the Land Rover eventually. Most importantly, my hair grows back! Huzzah!
Day 34- I don't care what the other say about that Gas Shield, I still nearly choked.
Day 36- Odin searches out the Mirror Shield and nearly murders Myau in the process. He must really want that ax...
Day 38- We go after Medusa and Alis shows off her battle skills. I pretend to attack Medusa and accidentally-on-purpose make Odin drop the Mirror Shield. Sadly, Medusa we too tied up with Alis (literally and figuratively) and couldn't stone him again. Damn.
Day 44- "Borrow" some paper from a book Alis totes around and turn it into a ball for Myau. It's more for me than him. Something about watching a tan streak tear around our tiny space shuttle makes my heart smile.
Day 45- Dezoris is a lovely planet. So isolated with friendly, uncorrupted natives. I can certainly get used to it here. In fact, everyone seems miserable here except me.
Day 46- I take that back. Something is bothering me. Alis and Odin rotate between 'he' and 'she' when referring to me. Hey...that rhymes. Regardless, I do wish they could make up their minds. It's not difficult to see that I'm a (author's aside- rest of entry conveniently smudged due to being dropped in the snow).
Day 50- I saved everyone's ass from a vicious White Dragon by talking it out of killing us. Go me!
Day 51- Odin ties up way too much of his self-esteem in that Laconian Ax of his. We buy an Ice Digger today. Those 3 are so lazy. We could dig through that ice ourselves. What else? I mastered the spell 'Rise' today. It's going to be a great deal of fun tomorrow in the Morgue...
Day 52- Oh dear. I attempt to play with the bodies in the Morgue, but my little spell backfires and we fight zombies for the rest of the day. My secret apologies to Alis, Myau, and even Odin.
Day 54- I try not to do too much today, lest I screw up like in the Morgue (note to self- save Rise for Halloween). Another cave, another useful rock.
Day 56- Poor Myau has frostbite. I dump him outside in a hotspring but forget that heat melts snow and water can re-freeze. The poor kitty was stuck in the ice all afternoon. I'm going down in history as Noah the Androgynous Screw-Up! I can't properly kill Odin in the fight with Medusa, the corpses I resurrect attack us, and I bury Myau in the snow!
Day 57- Why are we bothering with the Eclipse Torch? My fire spell can do everything it can.
Day 59-64- Alis mentions a Laconian Shield, Odin acts like a jerk and I'm more than happy to assist Alis with tossing him in a pit. That has got to be the highlight of the trip so far.
Day 65- Laerma Nuts...Myau's going to love this later. I show off and melt the snow without the Eclipse Torch. I'll really miss Dezoris.
Day 66- Hapsby develops a spyware problem, which is wasting time we do not have! I can taste the end of this. On the positive end, we're still on Dezoris.
Day 70- Final night in the open air, then it's off to the heights of Baya Malay. What else is there to do but train with my magic? Problem being, I can't do that without a deck of cards, so I settle for listening to Myau, Alis, and Odin fight over my gender. They still can't see I'm a...my it's late. I should get some sleep.
Day 71- The group expects me to open some rather heavy doors. Okay...time to piss off Odin. It takes a while, but I melt the locks and pry the doors open with my cane. I'm worn out before we even start.
Day 72- So....we didn't take the Luveno because....Alis said we need the exercise? Maybe she does, but when the rest of the group was chowing down burgers and cola, I subsisted on herbal tea and cabbage.
Day 73- Alis doesn't know where she's going then she's surprised and indignant when I want to make a map. I should be leader. However, her inane wanderings did lead us to the Miracle Key. Now I get a rest from those damn doors.
Day 75- And Noah said 'let there be light!' and there was and it was good. Thank the Great Light that's over. After some....gentle coaxing, Myau swallows the Laerma Nut and we climb onto his back. I was forced to hang on tightly to Odin to avoid falling off in the Gold Dragon battle. I feel dirty.
Day 76- Lassic's a joke of an old man. All we had to do was knock him over somewhere far from a phone and he practically killed himself. Granted, we did have to hit him a few times too....but the principle's essentially the same.
Day 78- I don't hate Odin as much now because him and I really whip Dark Falz. At least after I accidentally use wind, which does more to cool Dark Falz off rather than damage it. Lightning was more effective. Stupid Governor getting possessed the way he did. I'm not speaking to him anymore. In fact, I'll be happy if I never see any of these nutcases again. I have the courtesy to say goodbye to Alis and Myau, but now I'm changing my name and moving to Dezoris!
Day 4- Alis, Myau, and Odin are aghast that I can move the manhole covering by myself. How'd I do it? I hit it with my cane to provoke the monsters into throwing themselves against it. It took a while, but it worked.
Day 7- Ahhh, the great Dr. Luveno (recommended by me, I should add), agrees to build our spaceship. Where would the others be without me? When we reach the lava, Odin is uncomfortably friendly with me. He offers to carry me across the lake, which I accept to avoid looking like Alis...
Day 8- I dislike this 'beach'...the sand is always in my robe and hair. Both are sooo difficult to keep clean.
Day 11- Our first real battle and who does most of the work? The cat! We were saved by a cat! Ugh!
Day 12- The Abion shopkeeper sells Polymetryl. Despite objections from.....everyone I use our burger funds to purchase some on the grounds we can experiment in the Bortevo garbage heap. At last, Odin starts to give me some space.
Day 14- DIE ODIN!!!!!!!!! Not only did that little f----- kill me today, he ruined my hair!!!! I'm not half as pretty without it. It's going to be weeks before it finally grows back. I swear I want to kill that oversized s--- head!!!!!!!
Day 17- Thanks to me, we locate Hapsby in the rubble. More importantly, I find some discarded hair extensions. Now I'm semi-beautiful again. Alis discovers the Hovercraft, which she compacts and puts in our supply bag. It must be made of foam.
Day 20- A shield shop in a cave on an island? Meh, I've seen stranger.
Day 22- On Motavia, I try to return to my cave, but the Governor really did destroy it. He was probably trying out a creative way to oppress the Motavians. We attack our first dragon and receive a rather ugly gem as a prize, nice idea Odin.
Day 23-33- What's so special about these 10 days? I fight Master Tajima for a new Frad Mantle (what kind of plant is a Frad anyway?). Problem is, slogging through all that sand and monster blood, my new cape quickly loses its white sheen. It costs 100 Meseta every night to dry clean it, But we buy the Land Rover eventually. Most importantly, my hair grows back! Huzzah!
Day 34- I don't care what the other say about that Gas Shield, I still nearly choked.
Day 36- Odin searches out the Mirror Shield and nearly murders Myau in the process. He must really want that ax...
Day 38- We go after Medusa and Alis shows off her battle skills. I pretend to attack Medusa and accidentally-on-purpose make Odin drop the Mirror Shield. Sadly, Medusa we too tied up with Alis (literally and figuratively) and couldn't stone him again. Damn.
Day 44- "Borrow" some paper from a book Alis totes around and turn it into a ball for Myau. It's more for me than him. Something about watching a tan streak tear around our tiny space shuttle makes my heart smile.
Day 45- Dezoris is a lovely planet. So isolated with friendly, uncorrupted natives. I can certainly get used to it here. In fact, everyone seems miserable here except me.
Day 46- I take that back. Something is bothering me. Alis and Odin rotate between 'he' and 'she' when referring to me. Hey...that rhymes. Regardless, I do wish they could make up their minds. It's not difficult to see that I'm a (author's aside- rest of entry conveniently smudged due to being dropped in the snow).
Day 50- I saved everyone's ass from a vicious White Dragon by talking it out of killing us. Go me!
Day 51- Odin ties up way too much of his self-esteem in that Laconian Ax of his. We buy an Ice Digger today. Those 3 are so lazy. We could dig through that ice ourselves. What else? I mastered the spell 'Rise' today. It's going to be a great deal of fun tomorrow in the Morgue...
Day 52- Oh dear. I attempt to play with the bodies in the Morgue, but my little spell backfires and we fight zombies for the rest of the day. My secret apologies to Alis, Myau, and even Odin.
Day 54- I try not to do too much today, lest I screw up like in the Morgue (note to self- save Rise for Halloween). Another cave, another useful rock.
Day 56- Poor Myau has frostbite. I dump him outside in a hotspring but forget that heat melts snow and water can re-freeze. The poor kitty was stuck in the ice all afternoon. I'm going down in history as Noah the Androgynous Screw-Up! I can't properly kill Odin in the fight with Medusa, the corpses I resurrect attack us, and I bury Myau in the snow!
Day 57- Why are we bothering with the Eclipse Torch? My fire spell can do everything it can.
Day 59-64- Alis mentions a Laconian Shield, Odin acts like a jerk and I'm more than happy to assist Alis with tossing him in a pit. That has got to be the highlight of the trip so far.
Day 65- Laerma Nuts...Myau's going to love this later. I show off and melt the snow without the Eclipse Torch. I'll really miss Dezoris.
Day 66- Hapsby develops a spyware problem, which is wasting time we do not have! I can taste the end of this. On the positive end, we're still on Dezoris.
Day 70- Final night in the open air, then it's off to the heights of Baya Malay. What else is there to do but train with my magic? Problem being, I can't do that without a deck of cards, so I settle for listening to Myau, Alis, and Odin fight over my gender. They still can't see I'm a...my it's late. I should get some sleep.
Day 71- The group expects me to open some rather heavy doors. Okay...time to piss off Odin. It takes a while, but I melt the locks and pry the doors open with my cane. I'm worn out before we even start.
Day 72- So....we didn't take the Luveno because....Alis said we need the exercise? Maybe she does, but when the rest of the group was chowing down burgers and cola, I subsisted on herbal tea and cabbage.
Day 73- Alis doesn't know where she's going then she's surprised and indignant when I want to make a map. I should be leader. However, her inane wanderings did lead us to the Miracle Key. Now I get a rest from those damn doors.
Day 75- And Noah said 'let there be light!' and there was and it was good. Thank the Great Light that's over. After some....gentle coaxing, Myau swallows the Laerma Nut and we climb onto his back. I was forced to hang on tightly to Odin to avoid falling off in the Gold Dragon battle. I feel dirty.
Day 76- Lassic's a joke of an old man. All we had to do was knock him over somewhere far from a phone and he practically killed himself. Granted, we did have to hit him a few times too....but the principle's essentially the same.
Day 78- I don't hate Odin as much now because him and I really whip Dark Falz. At least after I accidentally use wind, which does more to cool Dark Falz off rather than damage it. Lightning was more effective. Stupid Governor getting possessed the way he did. I'm not speaking to him anymore. In fact, I'll be happy if I never see any of these nutcases again. I have the courtesy to say goodbye to Alis and Myau, but now I'm changing my name and moving to Dezoris!