Author's Note: Thank you macisgate and sueKay-04! First and only reviewers so far. I'll try to make this one a little longer, but I haven't figured out a way to accomplish that yet. I do not own StarGate SG-1 or its characters. This fic, like my fic in Dragonlance, now also has a pattern. Since I did Thor in the last chapter, and I had Sam cheering him on, I am going to use that as a link for this chapter to be about Sam. So, if you can, guess who will be the person I will use in the next chapter. It's pretty obvious, actually. Enjoy this chapter and on with the show!

Five minutes after Thor had finished his presentation of I'm a Little Teapot he was in the audience, sitting next to a handful of other Asgard, and waiting for the show to begin.
Ten minutes later Sam shuffled onto the stage. The whole audience started choking on their laughter. She was dressed in this white fleece outfit that had shoes shaped liked hooves and gloves shaped like hooves. She had a hood on her head that had little ears like a lamb's on her head, and her face was painted white. She smiled and took a bow.
"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow!" As she sang this she skipped back and forth across the stage. "It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day! It followed her to school one day and made the teacher scream!" Somewhere offstage someone screamed. Sam took a bow, waved to the audience and then left the stage. Everyone in the audience were frozen to their seats.

MK: There, I think that that one was a little longer than the first. I did my best! -looks back over her shoulder at Sam, who is smiling evilly, and starting to run- -gulp- Um, I have to go! I'll update soon! Toodles! Teal'c! Help me!!!