As Donkey rode through the dark, mysterious forest that led to the castle where the dragon and her kids lived, he began to get nervous. Nobody knew what could be lurking in the forest. It could be anything.
"Why couldn't I just use the dragon to get over here?" Donkey asked himself as he looked at his surroundings. Suddenly, a branch cracked. Donkey gasped. "What was that?" The horses paused, and once they heard somebody in a bush, ran as fast as they could go. Donkey tried to make them slow down, but after he saw a man in black galloping after them, tried to get them to go faster.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Donkey screamed as the runaway carriage raced for the castle. The carriage went so fast, the man in black and his horse could barely catch up no matter how fast they went. The bridge that led to the castle was straight ahead, and Donkey was worried it would break. It wasn't the strongest bridge and they would have to go even faster to make it across safely. Holding onto the reigns as tight as he could, Donkey took the risk as he told the horses to keep going, with the horses hesitating after they saw how steep it was. The man in black, though, came to a complete halt before he could reach the bridge.
"Ha, ha! Giddiup!" Donkey earged the poor horses. And once the castle door opened for them, they hurried inside and parked the wagon at the entrance..
"Honey, I'm home!" Donkey called. There was no reply. "Honey? Kids? Donkey Jr.? Uh, Dragon Jr.? Shrek Jr.? Fiona Jr.? Gingy Jr.? Pussy Jr.? Anybody?!" Nobody seemed to be home. Where could they be?
Donkey gulped and walked deeper into the huge castle. Dozens and dozens of staircases seemed to go on forever. Finally, another sound other than Donkey's hooves was heard from higher up the stairs. It sounded like someone flinging out a sword.
"AHH!" Donkey flew down the stairs.
"Who's there?" A voice asked. "Hello?" The voice sounded closer. Donkey's teeth chattered as he hid under a table.
"Princess Fiona?" The stranger called. Phew! It's just another knight! I'm used to these. "Sir Shrek?" Donkey gasped. How did the stranger know Shrek?
"Aha!" The man lifted the table cloth to find Donkey shivering under the small, round table. "Princess Fiona?"
"Um... I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong donkey. She's married and lives in a swamp!"
"I know, I know!" The man replied angrily.
"Then how come you came here if you're looking for Shrek and Fiona?" Donkey asked, confused.
"I thought they broke up at the ball! I heard it from Queen People magazine." The man replied.
"Well, you heard wrong. Now, get out of my castle and find some other princess to marry."
"Your castle? This is your castle?" The man laughed. "Ha, ha! Very funny!"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the dragon (sorry, I don't know it's real name, so I'll just call it that) flew into the building. The man screamed and ran out of the building as fast as his legs could carry him. Their six babies flew into the building, too, carrying bags.
"Now, baby, where have you been? I was worried!" Donkey demanded. The dragon roared in reply. "Oh, you just went to Wal-Market. Phew! That's a relief!" The dragon roared again. "Who was he? Oh, he was probably just another knight. Monopoly, anyone?"
Meanwhile, Shrek and Fiona were about to go and cool off in some mud when Puss stopped them.
"Hey, you mind if I use your television? Ours broke down." He asked the couple.
"Puss, there's no electricity in the swamp." Shrek reminded him.
"Then how does yours work?" Puss put his paws on his hips.
"Ours is magic." Shrek answered.
"Oh, right." Puss walked into the house. "Come on, Fluffy." He called out the door. The fluffiest cat that the ogres have ever seen came walking into the house. Of course, Shrek had only seen one cat in his life, but it was still very fluffy.
"I can't believe you're letting them just walk into our house. Their cats, and did you see how big that cat was?" Fiona said.
"Oh, c'mon, give them a chance. What could possibly go wrong?"
After the swim, Shrek and Fiona returned to their small home to find that the house was a complete mess!
"This, Shrek, this is what could go wrong!" Fiona exclaimed.
"Why couldn't I just use the dragon to get over here?" Donkey asked himself as he looked at his surroundings. Suddenly, a branch cracked. Donkey gasped. "What was that?" The horses paused, and once they heard somebody in a bush, ran as fast as they could go. Donkey tried to make them slow down, but after he saw a man in black galloping after them, tried to get them to go faster.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Donkey screamed as the runaway carriage raced for the castle. The carriage went so fast, the man in black and his horse could barely catch up no matter how fast they went. The bridge that led to the castle was straight ahead, and Donkey was worried it would break. It wasn't the strongest bridge and they would have to go even faster to make it across safely. Holding onto the reigns as tight as he could, Donkey took the risk as he told the horses to keep going, with the horses hesitating after they saw how steep it was. The man in black, though, came to a complete halt before he could reach the bridge.
"Ha, ha! Giddiup!" Donkey earged the poor horses. And once the castle door opened for them, they hurried inside and parked the wagon at the entrance..
"Honey, I'm home!" Donkey called. There was no reply. "Honey? Kids? Donkey Jr.? Uh, Dragon Jr.? Shrek Jr.? Fiona Jr.? Gingy Jr.? Pussy Jr.? Anybody?!" Nobody seemed to be home. Where could they be?
Donkey gulped and walked deeper into the huge castle. Dozens and dozens of staircases seemed to go on forever. Finally, another sound other than Donkey's hooves was heard from higher up the stairs. It sounded like someone flinging out a sword.
"AHH!" Donkey flew down the stairs.
"Who's there?" A voice asked. "Hello?" The voice sounded closer. Donkey's teeth chattered as he hid under a table.
"Princess Fiona?" The stranger called. Phew! It's just another knight! I'm used to these. "Sir Shrek?" Donkey gasped. How did the stranger know Shrek?
"Aha!" The man lifted the table cloth to find Donkey shivering under the small, round table. "Princess Fiona?"
"Um... I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong donkey. She's married and lives in a swamp!"
"I know, I know!" The man replied angrily.
"Then how come you came here if you're looking for Shrek and Fiona?" Donkey asked, confused.
"I thought they broke up at the ball! I heard it from Queen People magazine." The man replied.
"Well, you heard wrong. Now, get out of my castle and find some other princess to marry."
"Your castle? This is your castle?" The man laughed. "Ha, ha! Very funny!"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the dragon (sorry, I don't know it's real name, so I'll just call it that) flew into the building. The man screamed and ran out of the building as fast as his legs could carry him. Their six babies flew into the building, too, carrying bags.
"Now, baby, where have you been? I was worried!" Donkey demanded. The dragon roared in reply. "Oh, you just went to Wal-Market. Phew! That's a relief!" The dragon roared again. "Who was he? Oh, he was probably just another knight. Monopoly, anyone?"
Meanwhile, Shrek and Fiona were about to go and cool off in some mud when Puss stopped them.
"Hey, you mind if I use your television? Ours broke down." He asked the couple.
"Puss, there's no electricity in the swamp." Shrek reminded him.
"Then how does yours work?" Puss put his paws on his hips.
"Ours is magic." Shrek answered.
"Oh, right." Puss walked into the house. "Come on, Fluffy." He called out the door. The fluffiest cat that the ogres have ever seen came walking into the house. Of course, Shrek had only seen one cat in his life, but it was still very fluffy.
"I can't believe you're letting them just walk into our house. Their cats, and did you see how big that cat was?" Fiona said.
"Oh, c'mon, give them a chance. What could possibly go wrong?"
After the swim, Shrek and Fiona returned to their small home to find that the house was a complete mess!
"This, Shrek, this is what could go wrong!" Fiona exclaimed.