When Shrek woke up he was in his bed again. Phew! It was just a scary dream! Relieved, he got out of bed, stretched, and walked into the living room.
"Fiona, you wouldn't believe the nightmare I had..." Shrek froze. There was Fiona, holding one baby ogre in one arm, and another baby ogre in the other.
"Shrek, look at these little monsters, aren't they so adorable?" Donkey exclaimed after he saw that Shrek was in the room.
"Please tell me they're not ours!" Shrek fell onto a chair. Puss walked into the room.
"So, what are you going to call them?" Puss asked.
"Just don't name them Shrek or Fiona Jr., because that's what I named your fish and two of my kids." Donkey told them.
"What do you think, Shrek?" Fiona asked her disappointed husband.
"I think I need some fresh air." Shrek stood up and headed towards the door but tripped over the table.
"Shrek, are you ok?" Donkey asked.
"Never been better." Shrek said, sarcastically as he hurried out the door. "Why me? What have I done to deserve this?" He fell on his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shrek paused. Unlike he had expected, it wasn't another nightmare. It was reality.
"AHH! Shrek!" Donkey rushed over to him. "Don't leave me, now, Shrek! Don't leave your twins! They need you! Don't die!" Donkey cried.
"I'm not gonna die, Donkey. I wish I was. But I'm not." Shrek said.
"Shrek!" Fiona hurried to his side. "Look, I know I should have told you before and that this wasn't really what you wanted, but there's no turning back now. I'm sorry!" Fiona exclaimed. One of the babies reached out and tugged one of Shrek's ears.
"Ow! Fiona, If this is what makes you happy, then I'll try to control myself but this is the reason I wouldn't let Donkey live here!" Shrek sighed. Suddenly, the babies started to cry, making Shrek scream again. The babies immediately stopped.
"Shrek, they're your kids! Try to show at least a little bit of respect!" Fiona ordered.
"Oh, how cute."
"Shrek, that isn't funny. How about this, I'll change the diapers. You need to get a job, anyways, like Donkey, so you won't have to take care of them as much." The babies cried again. Fiona handed the baby to Shrek. The baby stopped. "See, the babies even like you."
"Look, I don't care if they hate me, I have a bad feeling about all this parenthood stuff."
"Never say that! Something bad always happens when somebody says that!" Donkey warned.
"I'm going back to bed." Shrek walked back into the house, first handing the baby back to Fiona. The babies started to cry again. Fiona sighed.
"Don't worry, princess. I felt the same way when I had kids. Just give him some time, you'll see."
"Fiona, you wouldn't believe the nightmare I had..." Shrek froze. There was Fiona, holding one baby ogre in one arm, and another baby ogre in the other.
"Shrek, look at these little monsters, aren't they so adorable?" Donkey exclaimed after he saw that Shrek was in the room.
"Please tell me they're not ours!" Shrek fell onto a chair. Puss walked into the room.
"So, what are you going to call them?" Puss asked.
"Just don't name them Shrek or Fiona Jr., because that's what I named your fish and two of my kids." Donkey told them.
"What do you think, Shrek?" Fiona asked her disappointed husband.
"I think I need some fresh air." Shrek stood up and headed towards the door but tripped over the table.
"Shrek, are you ok?" Donkey asked.
"Never been better." Shrek said, sarcastically as he hurried out the door. "Why me? What have I done to deserve this?" He fell on his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shrek paused. Unlike he had expected, it wasn't another nightmare. It was reality.
"AHH! Shrek!" Donkey rushed over to him. "Don't leave me, now, Shrek! Don't leave your twins! They need you! Don't die!" Donkey cried.
"I'm not gonna die, Donkey. I wish I was. But I'm not." Shrek said.
"Shrek!" Fiona hurried to his side. "Look, I know I should have told you before and that this wasn't really what you wanted, but there's no turning back now. I'm sorry!" Fiona exclaimed. One of the babies reached out and tugged one of Shrek's ears.
"Ow! Fiona, If this is what makes you happy, then I'll try to control myself but this is the reason I wouldn't let Donkey live here!" Shrek sighed. Suddenly, the babies started to cry, making Shrek scream again. The babies immediately stopped.
"Shrek, they're your kids! Try to show at least a little bit of respect!" Fiona ordered.
"Oh, how cute."
"Shrek, that isn't funny. How about this, I'll change the diapers. You need to get a job, anyways, like Donkey, so you won't have to take care of them as much." The babies cried again. Fiona handed the baby to Shrek. The baby stopped. "See, the babies even like you."
"Look, I don't care if they hate me, I have a bad feeling about all this parenthood stuff."
"Never say that! Something bad always happens when somebody says that!" Donkey warned.
"I'm going back to bed." Shrek walked back into the house, first handing the baby back to Fiona. The babies started to cry again. Fiona sighed.
"Don't worry, princess. I felt the same way when I had kids. Just give him some time, you'll see."