"Where have you been?" Fiona asked Shrek as he walked through the front door to the house.
"Fiona, I'm sorry." Shrek admitted.
"For what?" Fiona asked. Shrek looked at her like she was crazy.
"For the way I've been acting. I did promise I'll try, but I haven't been trying hard enough." Shrek took Fiona's hand.
"Oh, Shrek. Don't worry about it. I was even kinda frustrated myself, too. I mean, c'mon, it's hard to handle two baby ogres like them." Fiona exclaimed.
"Talk about it. Remember when we had to help take care of Donkey's babies when he went out of town with dragon?" Shrek asked.
"How could I forget? It was torture! They would never stop crying, they were the pickiest eaters in history, and they kept on throwing balls at my head and tugging my ears!" Fiona laughed.
"Yeah, there is no way I'm going to let someone burn my pants again. And it was right in front of those poachers. It probably was the most embarrassing moment of my entire life!" Shrek said, joining Fiona laughing.
"Shrek, it may be really annoying sometimes, but that's the only way we'll learn. Besides, I think we've got the cutest babies in the land." Fiona smiled.
"I know. Where are the little rascals?" Shrek asked.
"They're asleep- finally- on the couch. So unless we want two crybabies, I suggest we be very quiet when we go in there." Fiona warned him just before the two tip-toed inside. They headed towards the kitchen.
"Hey, everybody! Dinner's ready!" Donkey called.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!" The babies began to cry.
"DONKEY!!!" Shrek and Fiona said together.
"What?"
Shrek and Fiona invited Puss and Fluffy for dinner, cooked by Donkey and Fiona. Donkey made sure that only the ogres had the rats on their plates, and of course the cat who begged for them, well, not Fluffy because she's a vegetarian.
But during the meal, Donkey brought up the subject of the scene at the castle.
"Guess what? The dragon and I were watching TV, minding our own business when this knight comes in to try and slay us. So, we chase him out of the castle..." Before Donkey could finish the story, Puss stuffed food into his mouth.
"The knight was actually the pizza guy in a costume! And they all lived happily ever after eating pizza for dinner!" Puss fibbed.
"Really?" Shrek frowned at both of them.
"Si, Donkey told me all about it..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I think you've got the story wrong, Pussy. We chase him out of the castle just to find an army of knights led by Puss!" Donkey corrected.
"Puss, is this true?" Shrek asked.
"Well... um... uh...." Puss didn't know what to say. "Noh, senor, definitely not. I would never do such a thing."
"He did look exactly like you, as I told you before. It has to be you!" Donkey protested.
"It wasn't me. I don't know who it was, but I know it was not me. I promesa." Puss vowed.
"Well, I promesa it was you! Same accent and everything." Donkey exclaimed. Fluffy frowned at Puss. Puss stood up on his chair.
"I did not do it!" He argued. "You are a liar!"
"I am not!" Donkey stood up as well.
"Am too!"
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"SHUT UP! Now, let's figure this out without yelling at each other. It could have been another cat, you know..."
"Oh, yeah, take the cat's side! I don't need you or any cat that's trying to slay me!" Donkey interrupted.
"Aha! You just don't want to admit you are wrong!" Puss exclaimed.
"Ok, that's it! You may have boots and a sword, but I've got the truth!" Donkey declared.
"Oh, yeah, it's showtime. MEEEOOOOOOWWW!" Puss leaped onto Donkey as the two began to punch, kick, and scratch each other. Joe and Amanda began to cry again. Fluffy shook her head and left the table.
"Puss!" Fiona scolded.
"Donkey!" Shrek screamed. The couple pulled them away from each other.
"You don't want to admit you're a criminal so your honey will trust ya and that everyone will love ya and you'll be in the spotlight!" Donkey said.
"Just because of you she doesn't anymore!" Puss replied.
"STOP!!!" Shrek told them, trying to hold Donkey back. The room became completely silent. "Listen, it could be Puss, or it could be someone else. But it's not a big deal. Now stop arguing and maybe we can get to the bottom of this!" Shrek and Fiona dropped Puss and Donkey with a thud. "Puss, do you have any relatives in the area?"
"Hmm, si, I do! My father's dream was to take over the land but..." Everyone gasped.
"So, Puss' father was trying to take over both the land and the castle! Wait till I tell dragon about all this!" Donkey exclaimed.
"See, it wasn't me!" Puss smirked.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now, let's go find your daddy!"
"Fiona, I'm sorry." Shrek admitted.
"For what?" Fiona asked. Shrek looked at her like she was crazy.
"For the way I've been acting. I did promise I'll try, but I haven't been trying hard enough." Shrek took Fiona's hand.
"Oh, Shrek. Don't worry about it. I was even kinda frustrated myself, too. I mean, c'mon, it's hard to handle two baby ogres like them." Fiona exclaimed.
"Talk about it. Remember when we had to help take care of Donkey's babies when he went out of town with dragon?" Shrek asked.
"How could I forget? It was torture! They would never stop crying, they were the pickiest eaters in history, and they kept on throwing balls at my head and tugging my ears!" Fiona laughed.
"Yeah, there is no way I'm going to let someone burn my pants again. And it was right in front of those poachers. It probably was the most embarrassing moment of my entire life!" Shrek said, joining Fiona laughing.
"Shrek, it may be really annoying sometimes, but that's the only way we'll learn. Besides, I think we've got the cutest babies in the land." Fiona smiled.
"I know. Where are the little rascals?" Shrek asked.
"They're asleep- finally- on the couch. So unless we want two crybabies, I suggest we be very quiet when we go in there." Fiona warned him just before the two tip-toed inside. They headed towards the kitchen.
"Hey, everybody! Dinner's ready!" Donkey called.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!" The babies began to cry.
"DONKEY!!!" Shrek and Fiona said together.
"What?"
Shrek and Fiona invited Puss and Fluffy for dinner, cooked by Donkey and Fiona. Donkey made sure that only the ogres had the rats on their plates, and of course the cat who begged for them, well, not Fluffy because she's a vegetarian.
But during the meal, Donkey brought up the subject of the scene at the castle.
"Guess what? The dragon and I were watching TV, minding our own business when this knight comes in to try and slay us. So, we chase him out of the castle..." Before Donkey could finish the story, Puss stuffed food into his mouth.
"The knight was actually the pizza guy in a costume! And they all lived happily ever after eating pizza for dinner!" Puss fibbed.
"Really?" Shrek frowned at both of them.
"Si, Donkey told me all about it..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I think you've got the story wrong, Pussy. We chase him out of the castle just to find an army of knights led by Puss!" Donkey corrected.
"Puss, is this true?" Shrek asked.
"Well... um... uh...." Puss didn't know what to say. "Noh, senor, definitely not. I would never do such a thing."
"He did look exactly like you, as I told you before. It has to be you!" Donkey protested.
"It wasn't me. I don't know who it was, but I know it was not me. I promesa." Puss vowed.
"Well, I promesa it was you! Same accent and everything." Donkey exclaimed. Fluffy frowned at Puss. Puss stood up on his chair.
"I did not do it!" He argued. "You are a liar!"
"I am not!" Donkey stood up as well.
"Am too!"
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"SHUT UP! Now, let's figure this out without yelling at each other. It could have been another cat, you know..."
"Oh, yeah, take the cat's side! I don't need you or any cat that's trying to slay me!" Donkey interrupted.
"Aha! You just don't want to admit you are wrong!" Puss exclaimed.
"Ok, that's it! You may have boots and a sword, but I've got the truth!" Donkey declared.
"Oh, yeah, it's showtime. MEEEOOOOOOWWW!" Puss leaped onto Donkey as the two began to punch, kick, and scratch each other. Joe and Amanda began to cry again. Fluffy shook her head and left the table.
"Puss!" Fiona scolded.
"Donkey!" Shrek screamed. The couple pulled them away from each other.
"You don't want to admit you're a criminal so your honey will trust ya and that everyone will love ya and you'll be in the spotlight!" Donkey said.
"Just because of you she doesn't anymore!" Puss replied.
"STOP!!!" Shrek told them, trying to hold Donkey back. The room became completely silent. "Listen, it could be Puss, or it could be someone else. But it's not a big deal. Now stop arguing and maybe we can get to the bottom of this!" Shrek and Fiona dropped Puss and Donkey with a thud. "Puss, do you have any relatives in the area?"
"Hmm, si, I do! My father's dream was to take over the land but..." Everyone gasped.
"So, Puss' father was trying to take over both the land and the castle! Wait till I tell dragon about all this!" Donkey exclaimed.
"See, it wasn't me!" Puss smirked.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now, let's go find your daddy!"