My Version of Torment:
Disclaimer: Most of these characters I don't own, but a few of them I do...
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Lady Hanyou: In this fanfic there will be no additionals!
Akuma: So? Not like anyone cares...
Lady Hanyou: You know what? I really loathe you...
Akuma: I do too
Megami: Please... Will you two settle down?
Lady Hanyou & Akuma: Hell no!!!
InuYasha: Who are you two?
Lady Hanyou: Oh! I forgot! This is Akuma, my demon side, and Megami, my
light side.
InuYasha: If Megami is your light side, isn't she supposed to be human?
Lady Hanyou: So? She isn't. You're point is?
InuYasha: Nevermind...
Lady Hanyou: Be nice. I'm having guests comin' over.
(doorbell rings)
Lady Hanyou: That must be them!
Sora: Yo!
Ristos: Hey, Lady Hanyou!
Ranmiko: Hey, cuz!
InuYasha: Who's this? (points at Ranmiko)
Lady Hanyou: She's my cousin. Did you all choose you're characters?
Ranmiko: Ranma!
Sora: Naruto!
Ristos: Not yet...
Lady Hanyou: You haven't chosen yet?!
Ristos: No...
Lady Hanyou: It's okay! How 'bout a game of Truth or Dare?
Sora: Yes!
Ranmiko: Does this include us?
Lady Hanyou: No, only the characters.
Sora: Let the torture begin!
Ristos: (glares at Sora) You enjoy this, don't you?
Sora: Of course I do!
Lady Hanyou: InuYasha, truth or dare?
Akuma: Pick truth and I'll be glad to know your deepest secrets and
blackmail you with them.
InuYasha: (gulps) D-D-Dare
Lady Hanyou: I dare you to be locked in a room with Akuma and Sora,
unarmed, with a small scratch before you go in. Oh, and you have to stay
there for...um...thirty—
Sora: Forty-five!
Lady Hanyou: Fine. Forty-five minutes.
Ristos: Uh... You know he has death written all over his face, don't you?
Lady Hanyou: Yea', I know, but I can't kill him. The only fun thing left is
torment.
Ranmiko: You're just as worse as Sora.
Lady Hanyou: Nah, I'm slightly nicer than her.
Sora: I heard that!
Lady Hanyou: InuYasha, keep still so I can give you a little scratch for
the blood to flow out.
Akuma: Blood?
Sora: Gore!
(everybody stares at Sora and Akuma)
Lady Hanyou: In the room you go! (pushes InuYasha, Sora, and Akuma into a
room)
(For forty-five minutes, there were loud crashes, yells of pain and for
help, evil laughing, and many other awful sounds coming from the room)
Lady Hanyou: Time's up!
Megami: Open the door already! I think the poor dog had enough!
(Lady Hanyou opens the door and InuYasha comes out with tattered clothes,
deep scratches, bruises, and many awful things)
InuYasha: Damn! All that for a single drop of blood!
(Sora & Akuma come out of room with an evil grin)
Sora: Danm! That was great fun! And good entertainment, too!
Akuma: Okay, I'm hungry!
Megami: Is anyone else hungry?
Naruto & InuYasha: Ramen!
Akuma: Steak!
Megami: I didn't say I was taking orders!
Ristos: I'll help you then, since I'm bored.
Megami: Thanks
Sora: Naruto, truth or dare?
Naruto: Truth
Sora: Aw... That's no fun! Fine! When you first met Haku and thought he was a
girl, did you fell in love with him then and there?
Naruto: Heck, no!
Akuma: You should have forced him to choose truth...
Ranmiko: Ranma, truth or dare?
Ranma: Uh...
Akuma: Pick truth and I'll be glad to bring in all your fiancés and ask
you one horrifying question which you'll be left brutally harmed by your
fiancés.
Ranma: Uh... (gulps) Dare
Ranmiko: I dare you to—
Akuma: (covering Ranmiko's mouth) I dare you to be a girl and be left in a
cabin with Mirouku, one blanket, in the weather room in the basement for
one night!
Lady Hanyou: And which kind of weather will you choose?
Akuma: Snowy, of course!
Ranmiko: What do you think it will be? A series of rape or something I
really wouldn't want to think about?
Ristos: I think it might be both.
Megami: Ranma, I feel sorry for you...
Akuma: You'll start tonight. It's better now or never
Ranma: And I pick the never!
Megami: Don't make Akuma mad. She has a very bad temper. And I mean it.
Ranma: (gulps)
Lady Hanyou: Well, I'm bored, and I don't wanna wait.
Nahiko: If you're bored, how 'bout we torment my brother?
Nori: Huh? Noooo!
Sora: Great idea!
Ranmiko: How about we make him look like a girl?
Nori: Anything but that!
Nahiko: Great we'll do that!
Lady Hanyou: I'll get the dresses I hate so much!
Sora: I'll get my sister's make-up!
Nahiko: Ranmiko and me will hold him down!
Akuma: And I'll enjoy watching the torment to a boy!
Nori: Nooo!
Akuma: It's better than waiting for it to be night and start with the dare
I gave to Ranma. I got bored and tied him to a chair so he wouldn't escape.
Ranma: Evil!
Akuma: I know! Isn't it great?
(everybody stares at Akuma)
Akuma: What? I am Lady Hanyou's evil side.