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Chapter 7: Is it me or are you getting more obnoxious?
"Randy! Will you quit it!" Stacy hissed as Randy snickered loudly. They were currently in Macy's as Stacy was standing with Randy at the register ringing up the J.Lo swimwear and gym clothes that she picked out.
"Will you be paying in cash or credit card?" the lady at the register asked as Randy again struggled to stifle his laughs.
"cough credit card cough" he cut in as Stacy elbowed his stomach which let him moan out in pain as the lady in the register looked at them suspiciously.
"That would be credit card." Stacy said handing Lita's credit card to the lady as she looked at it intently. She then glanced back at Stacy who smiled perkily stepping on Randy's foot in the process.
"Miss Keibler-" the lady started as Stacy gulped the lump in her throat nervously and glanced at Randy. 'How did she know my name? Great she's watches wrestling now I'm in trouble bigtime.' Stacy thought while Randy just smirked at her.
"I know that this is not your credit card but since you and Miss Amy Dumas..." the lady said reading the credit card and turned her attention once again to the superstars.
"...are obviously co-workers I will not tell anyone for one condition." She continued as Randy pinched Stacy's butt making her jump.
"What the hell-" Stacy screamed suddenly as Randy laughed out loudly catching the attention of the other shoppers and leaving the lady at the register to look at them peculiarly.
"I meant anything." Stacy said as she smiled nervously kicking Randy's crotch making him lean down and clutch his so called baseballs.
"Okay... will you sign this?" the lady asked as she pulled out a CD from under the counter and set it on the counter. Stacy sighed in relief as she pulled out a silver marker from her bag and smiled at the lady.
"Who do I sign this out to?" Stacy asked as she opened the cap of the marker and prepared to sign the WWE Originals CD.
"Lauren please." The lady said whose name obviously is Lauren with a smile as Randy stood up straight and tried his best to ignore the pain in between his legs.
"Alright there." Stacy said handing the CD back to Lauren who rang up the things that Stacy picked out.
"Thank you ma'm fro shopping at Macy's and for signing my CD." Lauren said waving at them as they exited the store.
"You almost removed my testicles for God's sake." Randy whispered as they walked slowly to Stacy's rental car. Stacy grinned as she shoved her shopping bags to him.
"What's wrong with that? As if you have any." Stacy mumbled as Randy grabbed her hand and spun her around. Taking a look at her face he then raised a brow.
"Are you saying that I don't have balls? And that's coming from a girl who sings Britney's 'Everytime' while screaming her brains out over the new Vanity Fair that has David Beckham on the cover." Randy remarked as Stacy glowered at him.
"And what does David Beckham have to do with this?" Stacy asked pulling her arm out of his grip. "You're jealous of David Beckham aren't you?" Stacy remarked back at him as Randy smirked.
"And you're also jealous when I said that I had a crush on Britney on WWE Confidential a while ago." he teased as Stacy furrowed her brow and went stomping to her car and ignored him.
"See you don't even defend your dignity!" Randy said mockingly walking behind her. But she wasn't slowing down instead she hurried to the car and got in. She started the car and speedily got out of the parking space stopping at where Randy was and smirked.
"My bags" she said plainly as Randy handed her the bags through the window as she sped off.
"Hey! What about me?" Randy screamed running after the car as Stacy grinned and backed up the car to where he was now panting.
"Are you getting in or not?" Stacy teased as Randy eyed her carefully then got in the car. Stacy then drove the car out of the parking lot making him glare at her.
"What's your problem?" Randy asked fuming as Stacy giggled continuously leaving Randy gazing at her eyes.
"Nothing really I just wanted to piss you off." Stacy replied as Randy smirked leaning back on the seat.
"Well your plan backfired you just pissed me on." He stated as Stacy gaped and smacked his chest making him cover it with his arms. He howled in pain as Stacy raised a brow.
"Not so tough now are ya?" she teased swerving a corner as Randy put his hands on the dashboard trying to stop himself from slamming on the windshield's glass.
"I swear I would have died 5 times today if it wasn't for my luck." Randy said rubbing his temple making Stacy chuckle.
"If you died 5 times today you would have 4 more lives left anyways." Stacy said making Randy smile a little but his smile turned into a scowl.
"Haha very funny."
"Thank you, I also want to thank Randy's parent's for screaming at their son after he went AWOL in the military." Stacy shot back at him. He lifted his head swiftly to look at her as Stacy turned another corner making Randy hit his head on the dashboard leaving a red spot on the center of his head.
"Are you alright pumpkin?" Stacy teased looking at him as he twitched at her words.
"You think this is funny? You must take pleasure in others' pain." He commented as she beamed.
"Only your pain matters." She said as she entered the car in the parking lot of the hotel they were trying to escape earlier.
"I'm flattered by your concern." He said sarcastically as he began tapping his fingers on the armrest of the door.
"And that still didn't affect your conceited personality." Stacy said as she turned off the ignition and got out of the car in one swift motion.
"You're calling me conceited when you on the other hand bend down every time you see ring ropes." He egregiously said as Stacy walked over to where he just got out form the car and bent down. She then waited 5 seconds before bending back up and punching his spleen.
"That you deserved." She nonchalantly walking away leaving him clutching his side and with 6 shopping bags. She stopped at the entrance of the hotel and listened for him to shout behind her to tell her to wait for him.
"Will you wait for me!" he hollered at her as she smirked and turned on her heel eyeing him as he limped toward her with shopping bags. Just then he stopped and stared at Stacy.
"Are you coming or not?" she asked getting irritated as he still stood rooted to the spot. He pointed at something that was behind her. She turned her head and saw Hunter and Batista coming toward her with John in tow who was running behind them.
"Oh Shit!" she said as she ran to Randy who grabbed her and lifted her over his shoulder carrying her and running for dear life to the car.
"Hurry you drive!" Stacy screamed as she handed Randy the keys as he clumsily put her down and handed her the bags.
She ran to the passenger's side of the car as he tried to insert the key into the car door.
"They're coming!" Stacy hissed as Randy finally opened the door as they both hurriedly got in the car. Randy inserted the key in the ignition but it wouldn't start.
"Hell! Not now!" He swore as Stacy started panicking.
"We got you now!" Hunter said opening the door.
"Uh oh" Randy and Stacy said in unison.
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