Do you know those stories where one person writes, like, a sentence or two and then folds over the paper, and tells the next person the last couple of words and then the next person writes some more and then the next person and so on? Well here are a collection of stories like those, written at school over the last two years by me and my friends. I should acknowledge all those who contributed, so here goes: me, Michelle, Danielle (Cheeze Monkey), Sarah, Kerrin, Penelope, Trish, Nerida, Annette, Lisa, Paul and Phil.

Chapter 1: Tales of a Physics class

Once upon a twice there was a purple turtle who was hyperactive and like eating big gooey lumps of...

Pineapple flavoured cream donuts, but it wasn't cream in there or was it? Louise dared Andrew to find out if it was cream or not and it turned out to be...

A very, very, excessively huge, gigantic, extremely large, humongous, ginormous, big whopper of a...

Burger, tofu and lettuce. "Yuk!" said Annette who was a carnivore big time. She particularly liked eating human flesh and...

Bits of fried chicken attached with super glue. Michelle didn't notice all of this because she was flying through the sky on a broomstick screaming, "I am such an...

Angel disguised as a normal regular horny female teenager" whose job was to find the perfect...

Shoes to wear that would always match whatever else you were wearing because they were magic shoes made by the wizard of...

Jason who appeared from nowhere and suddenly it occurred to Louise that Jason wasn't a wizard but he really was a wicked Llama eating a peanut butter sandwich...

But before the sandwich could be eaten, it was snatched up by Jason because he was very hungry, so hungry he could eat a...

Calculator whole in one go, no one knows why or how, but this seemed humanly possible for him anyway.