Chapter 2: Tales of a Physics class continued

Once upon a time in a far off land there was...

An angular acceleration of 5.91 *10^-3 ms^-2 heading straight towards...

Jason who was coated in chocolate, marshmallows, chocolate chips and...

Strawberry-flavoured teabags that Michelle was smoking because she wanted to get high and run around screaming...

"Help, help, I'm being chased by a fluffy pink duckling called Andrew..."

who was sitting in the Physics room next to Michelle, who was a big giant prickly...

Cactus, which had grown legs and arms but could only catch people and not move around which was good because...

It was at the Summer Jam where everyone was jumping up and down and screaming at Good Charlotte and then suddenly ran on stage and said...

"Oh my honey let's run away and get married!" "No!" I cried, "You're not my...

Teddy bear", because it's little and brown and as fluffy as a bunny rabbit.