One day in Physics class, Phil was poking me with Jason's pen...

Which was black and made out of rubber and he stuck it up his...

Top, where he had green hairs and a big blue hairy Llama...

Called Jason...

And then the world blew up for an inexplicable reason...

And then a new world was created with the same Llama called Jason wearing a pink tutu with yellow...

Glasses. All the toilets were full with screaming ladies because Andrew walked in...

To the Physics room where Andrew was eating a poisonous brown piece of...

Shit which was eaten by a girl called Emma who normally only eats frogs...

Covered in mouldy blue mayonnaise from Pak'n'Save. "Yum!" he said and raced around desperately looking for something else to eat. He found an elephant, and bit its head off. Then the world blew up for no explicable reason, and they couldn't be bothered making another one.