Once upon a time there was a person called Jason who was totally in love with...

My cat who liked eating large smelly piles of...

Crap freshly laid. The flies were coming, the Queen was Annette...

Who is an annoying bitching hermaphroditic donkey who has a fetish for transvestite..

Who was a stupid fat cow who told everyone everyone's secrets, the exact reason Michelle didn't tell her about...

Her home planet, a small oblong-shaped block of chocolate, where the world is ruled by a tribe a yellow elephants known as the...

Queen 'B' with a carrot up her arse...

With a big stick. He pushed it in further until she started screaming with passion and then he said...

Dirty and Spooky! The next room blah blah blah...Louise and Michelle started chatting about...

South Park and the episode where Cartman got an anal probe cos that was a funny episode but now it's sad because Kenny's not in it anymore and I missed a couple of episodes when I was in Germany which is really stink. The end.