Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away there was a chunky monkey from funky town who was hungry and wanted to eat someone so he went to see...

Michelle naked with her legs wide open...

He cried out "Yum!" and dived in for a feed. Suddenly...

There was an explosion and Jason came into the room and said...

"Holy shit, that's huge! I've never seen one that big in my life!" He was talking, of course, about the giant teddy bear sitting on the roof smoking parsley and eating...

A banana and at 5 to 12 Phil got drunk and saw a beautiful lady or so he thought, it was actually Natalie, the fat ugly...

Sheep with rubber horns poking out of her...

Arse. They left the house and got caught by a pink donkey wearing a black corset with a blue lace...

Bonnet that he was rotating around his head. Suddenly a tribe of killer fleas blew up the world and everyone said, "Oh shit I'm dead."