It was 6:00 in the morning. Kyle up and pulled down the blinds of his window and saw ducks falling like snow flakes in the air. On the ground he looked down to see ducks all pilled up everywhere on the ground. Kyle went down stairs and then got breakfast and went to the bus stop. There he saw his friends Cartman, Kenny, Stan and his little brother IKE followed him to the bus stop.

Stan said, "So your little brother followed you to the bus today again?"

Kyle looked at his brother and then said, "Drat! Ike you are not supposed to follow me to the bus! Mom said so!"

Cartman looks at Kyle's brother and says, "Get that little Canadian kid out of here!"

Kyle then lifts his foot up behind Ike and says, "Ok Ike kick the baby!".

Ike says, "No kick the baby".

The kick was so high that Ike landed in a barn. The bus got there 5 minutes later and Kyle took his seat next to Stan and the bus began to drive onward. During there ride since there was 14 kids on the bus they played punch the person if you see a slugbug. They drove past a lot with 10 slug bugs so 10 kids got punched and the others were laughing.
The teacher stood up in front of the class and started to say, "Ok class now today we are going to take a test."

The class screams, "MR. GARRISON DO WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS TEST!"

The teacher then handed out the tests and it had each kid already graded on it and most of the kids got C's and only a few got A's.

Cartman spoke, "Um. Mr. Garrison why do I have fucking F on this shitty test!!!" Mr. Garrison says, "Because Cartman every time we take tests in here you always fuck it up and talk to a asshole likee....Kenny.

Now if you were smarter like your friend Kyle here then you would get an A automatically.

Cartman then says, "Fuck this" and walks out of the classroom and the rest of the students started to follow him out to the tennis courts to play some tennis.

Kyle was the only one left in the classroom and then looked around and ran out of the room. Kyle finally reached the tennis courts and the others started to play tennis. The ball was being tossed around and Cartman hit the ball and instead of going to the other side the ball had the mind of its own and went towards Kenny and then Kenny dropped to the ground with his eye's not moving.

Kyle says, "Oh my god!!! Cartman you killed Kenny!" They then went back into the classroom and sat in there desks.

Mr. Garrison then took out a stack full of paper with the name Test written on it and an letter A on all the papers. He passed them all out and when he got to Cartman. He gave his test to him and then

Cartman yelled, "SWEET!" Cartman got up and started to do a little dance and say, "I finally got an A. I am better then all the rest of you guys. HA HA you guys all got F's."

Cartman sits back down and then Kyle says, "Dude we all got A's."

Cartman, "I am glad we have this new grading system now because I love these fucking tests now!"

Stan says, "Shut up Cartman!"

Kyle says, "Be quiet you fat fuck! The teacher is in front of the room!"

Carman, "hey don't call me fat you stupid ugly fucking Jew!"

Kyle then gets angry and jumps in the air. Cartman notices and they fall on the ground. Cartman and Kyle kick and punch by Mr. Garrison's desk while the rest of the class is watching. Cartman then kicks Kyle and Kyle falls back into one of the desks and a little dear runs down his eye. The bell rings and the kids rush out of the classroom.

Outside the school Cartman yells, "God! Thank you! I love testing!"

Kyle then says, "I wonder where Kenny is"

In hell Kenny is floating around and ghosts are all around him and Kenny screams and then falls to the hot ground.
The End