Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't own, no one owns but the Authoress
herself. Yay for the Authoress.
All grammatical errors in Rose's talking are on purpose. The Snicker-
Doodles are a horrible band that I made up myself. They snicker. A lot.
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Rose woke up to the sound of snickering. Loud, noisy, coming toward you faster and louder, all around you, never ending snickering. She rolled over. And off the bed. 'Ow. Smart Rose. Real smart.' And all the while the snickering was going on, coming at her, louder and louder, faster.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! NO MOMMY, I DIDN'T DO IT! PLEASE MOMMY, DON'T MAKE ME LISTEN TO THE SNICKER-DOODLES!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!"
"Calm down girl. What's your name? Come on, calm down. Screaming brings them. Please, calm down."
"Who's them? Where are we? Who's you? What happened? What's with all the snickering? Please say it's not the Snicker-Doodles."
"They are the mini-ogre-dragons. Some smart person wrote a character that was half ogre and half dragon. I am Christena Kay. We are in the Ella Enchanted University. The snickering is going to be played over the loudspeaker until we go to the auditorium. And yes, it is the Snicker- Doodles. How did you know?"
"My mom used to play them whenever I did something wrong. She'd lock me in my room, put the CD player where I couldn't reach it and take away all the stuff that I could stand on and play it and leave me in there for an hour. I couldn't even plug my ears, she took away my blankets and tied my hands behind my back and gagged me with duct tape so I couldn't hum."
"Eek. Well, let's go to the auditorium." As Rose walked out of her room, she was immediately confronted by an ogre. Or, it looked like an ogre. Well, it had a tail covered in red scales. And it was breathing fire. Eep? Definitely. Both girls would have screamed and run back to their rooms, but there was a large hand on each of their shoulders. They turned around slowly.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?"
"IT'S JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!" shrieked Christena.
"Who's Juliet?" asked the oblivious Rose.
"I am Juliet Norrington, Head of the mini-ogre-dragon fleet, one of which you see before you. I have been asked by Liza to escort you to the auditorium. Please, follow me." The girls followed, gaping at the seemingly ordinary human leading them towards what they assumed was the auditorium. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked, then they skipped just for some variety, and then they walked and walked and walked and walked.
"What kind of place is this?" panted Rose.
"You're concentrating. Stop concentrating on where we are going. Think about something else. It's like the PPC Headquarters. The more you concentrate, the longer you walk."
"Okay, I'll think about. Prince Charmont. and how I'm going to meet him and make him divorce Ella and marry me!!!"
"I doubt that this little 'plan' will succeed." She sounded amused, like she knew something that Rose didn't. Maybe she did.
When they got to the auditorium, Rose and Christena gaped at the large room. It was. huge. Hugely huge. Humongously huge. Then, a loud booming voice announced,
"Welcome to The Official Ella Enchanted University for stupid people such as yourself."
Rose woke up to the sound of snickering. Loud, noisy, coming toward you faster and louder, all around you, never ending snickering. She rolled over. And off the bed. 'Ow. Smart Rose. Real smart.' And all the while the snickering was going on, coming at her, louder and louder, faster.
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! NO MOMMY, I DIDN'T DO IT! PLEASE MOMMY, DON'T MAKE ME LISTEN TO THE SNICKER-DOODLES!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!"
"Calm down girl. What's your name? Come on, calm down. Screaming brings them. Please, calm down."
"Who's them? Where are we? Who's you? What happened? What's with all the snickering? Please say it's not the Snicker-Doodles."
"They are the mini-ogre-dragons. Some smart person wrote a character that was half ogre and half dragon. I am Christena Kay. We are in the Ella Enchanted University. The snickering is going to be played over the loudspeaker until we go to the auditorium. And yes, it is the Snicker- Doodles. How did you know?"
"My mom used to play them whenever I did something wrong. She'd lock me in my room, put the CD player where I couldn't reach it and take away all the stuff that I could stand on and play it and leave me in there for an hour. I couldn't even plug my ears, she took away my blankets and tied my hands behind my back and gagged me with duct tape so I couldn't hum."
"Eek. Well, let's go to the auditorium." As Rose walked out of her room, she was immediately confronted by an ogre. Or, it looked like an ogre. Well, it had a tail covered in red scales. And it was breathing fire. Eep? Definitely. Both girls would have screamed and run back to their rooms, but there was a large hand on each of their shoulders. They turned around slowly.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?"
"IT'S JULIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!" shrieked Christena.
"Who's Juliet?" asked the oblivious Rose.
"I am Juliet Norrington, Head of the mini-ogre-dragon fleet, one of which you see before you. I have been asked by Liza to escort you to the auditorium. Please, follow me." The girls followed, gaping at the seemingly ordinary human leading them towards what they assumed was the auditorium. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked, then they skipped just for some variety, and then they walked and walked and walked and walked.
"What kind of place is this?" panted Rose.
"You're concentrating. Stop concentrating on where we are going. Think about something else. It's like the PPC Headquarters. The more you concentrate, the longer you walk."
"Okay, I'll think about. Prince Charmont. and how I'm going to meet him and make him divorce Ella and marry me!!!"
"I doubt that this little 'plan' will succeed." She sounded amused, like she knew something that Rose didn't. Maybe she did.
When they got to the auditorium, Rose and Christena gaped at the large room. It was. huge. Hugely huge. Humongously huge. Then, a loud booming voice announced,
"Welcome to The Official Ella Enchanted University for stupid people such as yourself."