Ecstasy
Summary: Buffy and friends all go to Hogwarts to help the trio (and others) fight of Voldemort! You just have to pretend that Tara hasn't died yet and things are calm now at the Hellmouth so they can come to Hogwarts.
A/N: The only seasons I've completely seen all of are the first, fifth, sixth, and seventh and I've seen up to where Angel loses his soul in the second season but that's all so please excuse me for any mistakes I make. Just email me or review about the mistake and I'll try my best to change them. There might be some cameos (or more than that...) by Jonathan or Andrew (but no Warren b/c he's an asshole) and possibly a wee chance of Faith but I don't really know her character that well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy or Harry Potter. Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon and HP belongs to J.K. Rowling.
A/N: Sorry the last chapter wasn't so good. I had to write it really fast so I was like zipping through it. I'll try to make up for it with this one.
Chapter FourWhat? Dawn is put in that Sytherpiss or whatever dorm? SHE IS MY SISTER! You can totally tell that that's the "bad" dorm that spits out evil wizards or something. So why the fuck is Dawn there?! There is something wrong with that stupid hat!
"What?!" I repeated, shouting in Xander's face. "What?! What?!
"Whoa there," Xander said, putting a hand on Buffy's shoulder. "Calm down, now. This is nothing to freak out about. So she might be in the dorm of the uber bitches... And bastards, too, I guess. Anyway, it's not a big deal, Buffy. Who says we're going to be here for our whole lives, anyway? And all she has to do with those freaks is sleep in the same room as them- Okay, so maybe that isn't so comforting, but- Okay, maybe we can talk to this hat because I'm getting a little freaked out, myself.
I nodded, at a loss for words.
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When "Summers, Dawn" was sorted into Slytherin, Buffy started to freak out. I watched her friends as they tried to console her. It was quite amusing.
Xander suggested that they talk to the Sorting Hat and get it to change Dawn's dorm. Wait a second, that wasn't possible. Once the Sorting Hat made its decision, it was finalized. It always puts people in certain houses for a reason.
I jabbed Hermione in the ribs with my elbow.
"Ouch!" she said, rubbing her side. "What, Ron?
"The new people are trying to get the Sorting Hat to change their friend's dorm," I explained to Hermione.
"What?" Hermione asked, confused. "You can't do that.
"Exactly, so why don't you inform them of the flaw to their plan?" I suggested.
"Uh, excuse me," Hermione said as the new students started to get up from their chairs.
"Yes?" the red headed girl- I think her name was Oak or Maple or something that had to do with trees- said.
"Um, you can't exactly change the Sorting Hat's decision once it's been made," I told them. "You can't change what house someone has been put into, it just doesn't work that way.
"Well, okay then," tree girl replied, sitting back down again. "I guess we'll have to leave Dawn in Sl- whatever that dorm is called.
Xander and Buffy sat down again.
"It'll be okay, Buff," Xander said, trying to sound nice. "If they murder her in their sleep, well, then that's their problem.
"Very comforting, Xander," tree girl responded. "Buffy, it'll be fine. They're not going to murder her. We're just overreacting.
I stifled a laugh.
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Alright, so we couldn't save Dawn from the angry fists of the Slyther-people. But it wouldn't be that bad, would it? I glanced over at the table to see just how horribly they were treating her and I saw something worse than I had imagined.
A disgusting boy with greasy blond hair who looked way too old for Dawn had his nauseatingly pale arm wrapped around her shoulders.
Can you say "Time to vomit?
"Uh... Buff?" I said nervously to the sister of the victim.
"What, Xander?" Buffy replied, a little bit more angrily than she had intended- or so I assume.
"Look what those horrible monsters are doing to your sister," I replied.
Buffy glanced over and her big eyes narrowed into nothing but glimmering slits on her face.
"They poisoned her food- I know it!" she grumbled angrily. "She's not that stupid!
"She did fall for a vampire once, though," Willow reminded us. Buffy gave her an annoyed look. "Sorry... I was lying...
"God... I could kill them!" Buffy shouted, an evil sparkle in her eyes, which were now as big as my fist.
"It's okay, Buffy," Willow consoled. "Spike can protect her.
"Haha, very funny Willow!" Buffy responded. "Now, will you stop with your antics before I rip your head off.
Willow turned pink and stopped talking. Instead she stared intently at her food.
"Buffy, it's not that big a deal," I said, trying to comfort her. But nothing was working. What had gotten into her?
"Shut-up, Xander," she growled. "I don't need comfort from you, either!
"You know, it's really not that big a deal," one of the students butted in. He had extremely messy black hair and I noticed an oddly shaped scar on his forehead. "So Draco's an ass, whatever. They're not going to rape Sunshine, so you can take a deep breath and stop flipping out.
"What did you say?" Buffy snapped slowly at the boy. "First of all, it's DAWN not SUNSHINE! And second of all, who are you trying to tell me that nothing will happen to my baby sister?! You don't know my life, but I do. And believe me, something will go wrong.
"Sorry," the boy mumbled, backing off.
"Uh... Buffy, that's your name, right?" a girl with frizzy hair said quietly.
"Yes. What do you want?
I stayed out of it. I figured if I said anything else, Buffy would probably bite my head off. So I left the little students there for her to bite their heads off.
"Well, I think that you might feel a bit better if you spoke with the headmaster, Professor Dumbledore," the frizzy-haired girl said. "Maybe you could arrange a compromise and she could switch dorms, or something. He's usually very nice about things like that.
"Thank you but NO!" she barked. I could see a vein throbbing at her temple.
That's it. This was not like Buffy at all. If anything was going on, she was being possessed by a demon. I grabbed Willow's arm and pulled her away from the table to talk to her.
"What is it, Xander?" Willow asked, her eyes wide with concern.
"It's the food," I replied sarcastically.
"Really?" said Willow, taken aback. "Because I was convinced you were going to ask me about Buff-
"Of course I'm going to talk to you about Buffy!" I said. "Anyway, I think she's being possessed by a demon.
"Good thinking," answered Willow. "We should talk to Giles.
I nodded.
And we were off.
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It was actually quite amusing to watch the stupid Muggles as I drooled all over their little sister. She was so damn sexy- as much as I hate to admit that, I'd already made it pretty obvious so I couldn't exactly hide my feelings- and it would be so fun to play with their minds. I could hook up with the stupid girl, and then toss her away like an old pair of underwear. It was just that easy.
Well, it was for me, at least.
"So, tell me more about your life in America," I said in my most sexy voice.
"Well, my sister is a Vampire Slayer and she slays demons and vampires and shit like that- well, obviously," Dawn explained, giggling.
She was kind of annoying.
"Uh... Yeah, so that's about it," Dawn said, staring at the enchanted ceiling as though it would boost her memory. "Oh, and I used to have a crush on Xander but then he started dating Anya, and Willow's a lesbian and she's dating Tara.
I was stunned. So much information. And one of them was a lesbian? Time for some blackmail, I say. I'd better get that Muggle camera ready...
Could this get any better?
A/N: That chapter pretty much sucked. Oh well. If anyone has better ideas please tell me b/c this story is totally sucking right now!
Also, for everyone who wants something to happen between Snape and Buffy, please stop because that is completely disgusting in my mind. Buffy is like... I don't know, in her twenties, while Snape is like 50! That's so gross and you are just grossing me out with the idea of it.