Evangelion: Remix
A Cameron Brown Joint
"Speech"
{Thought}
"Dammit!"
"Dang, Cameron you suck today, maybe you should just stop playing BIATCH!!!!!!"
"Heh, nope I'll whoop your ass next time."
Cameron Brown pushed his glasses back up on his nose and glared at his friend. His friend Rod Woolridge was having a great time serving up a can of whoop ass, they were both playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Rod was having the time of his life beating the crap out of Cameron.
At first glance you would assume that these were just your average black guys, Cameron being your slightly overweight otaku and Rod being just the token black guy who happens to have an affinity for anime.
Cameron gripped his controller tighter in his hand, "you're just lucky that's all, you know good and well my win record is leaps and bounds above yours."
"So, like I care about your lousy six hundred and forty wins, I still have you by like five hundred kills", Rod said as he leaned back in his seat.
"Whatever man", Cameron said as he threw his controller to the ground.
Cameron got up from his place on the bed and moved to turn the Gamecube off.
"You know I'm surprised your punk ass brother actually went to school today", Rod said as he took a sip from his Kool-aid cup.
Cameron chuckled a bit, "yeah I know, but since this day off was only for high school students my mom made him go, but he ought to heading home about now."
Cameron returned to his position on the bed and began flipping through the many channels on his television.
Cameron sighed, "There is nothing to watch on TV, ugh midday television sucks."
Rod shrugged, "so why not watch some anime or something, at least that will be something to do."
"Yeah I guess you're right", Cameron said as he once again rose from his seat.
He maneuvered around his bed over to his desk where he began cycling through his library of anime.
{Meh, guess I'll just watch this.}
He grabbed the case and opened it he then placed the disc into his DVD player.
"Jeez, you're all about this show", Rod said.
"Hell yeah, greatest show Ever", Cameron said as he pointed to the case.
Cameron grabbed the remote and began to skip forward through the FBI warning, he stopped once he heard the opening song.
"Zankoku na tenshi no youni, shounen yo shinwa ni nare..."
"Which episode you watchin", Rod asked.
Cameron flopped down on the bed, "the one where Shinji fights the angel with the tentacles, the same one where Touji punches him."
The two watched as the opening ended, and the episode started, suddenly the room darkened considerably.
"Am I the only one wondering how it got so dark all of a sudden", Cameron said.
"Nope, and look outside the sky looks all dark" Rod said as he gazed out Cameron's room window.
"But its like two in the afternoon", Cameron said loudly.
"I know but...I mean, just look outside, the sky's all dark red", Rod said as he opened the window allowing the breeze to enter the room.
"Maybe its Second Impact", Cameron said jokingly.
Rod stared at him with a deadpan expression, "you need to shut the hell up", he muttered.
"Aright, seriously though I wonder what's happening I mean this is more that a little disturbing", Cameron said as he glanced back at the TV.
Cameron suddenly noticed that the screen was frozen, "what the hell", Cameron said as he began pushing the many buttons on his DVD player remote.
The screen didn't change, it still remained frozen, "alright then let me see here", Cameron said as he ejected the disc.
"What's wrong" Rod asked.
Cameron said nothing at first as he examined the back of the disc for any scratches, "don't know...the disc is screwing up."
Rod picked up the DVD case and began reading the back, "maybe its just dirty or something."
"Yeah maybe, I don't see any scratches but..." he trailed off as he began to wobble on his feet.
"But wh..." Rod said as he suddenly dropped the DVD case.
Cameron grabbed his head, "wha...what the hell is going on th...the whole room is spinning."
"You too", rod said as he too grabbed his head.
Suddenly the disc began glowing an eerie white color.
"Ouch" Cameron yelled as he threw the disc to the floor, the DVD became too hot to touch.
"Now I know its not supposed to do that", Rod said as he wearily made his way to his feet.
The glow began to intensify, both boys tried in vain to shield their eyes form the extreme light.
"What's happening" Cameron yelled.
"How the hell should I know, it's your DVD", Rod yelled in reply.
Suddenly a white glowing hand rose from the center of the disc, both boys having there eyes closed, didn't notice until the remainder of the full figure appeared before them.
"NO WAY", Rhod said as he dropped his arms to his sides.
"R...Rei...you have got to be kidding me", Cameron dropped the remote in his hand and began to back up until his back hit the wall, Rod only stood in place, not moving, not even breathing.
The glowing Rei smiled warmly at the two boys before her, calmly she reached out and cupped each of their faces in her hands.
Rod immediately relaxed, and as soon as he did so, his body exploded into an orange viscous fluid.
Cameron watched on in surprise and fear, as his friend became nothing more than a stain on the carpet, "LCL, no...no how can this be happening, it doesn't make sense."
The glowing Ayanami then turned her attention to Cameron, still holding that same warm smile.
{Oh my god, this has to be some kind of drea...}
His thoughts trailed off as she began to rub his face, Cameron only smiled at the warm feeling as his body dissolved into LCL.
Rei smiled at her handiwork then gradually disappeared.
A few minutes later, Chad brown, Cameron's arrogant and idiotic little brother entered the room where two teens that up until a few moments ago occupied.
"What the...why are Cam's clothed on the ground and is that...Rod's shirt", he asked himself as he kicked off his shoes.
He walked over to the pile of discarded clothing and nearly jumped as he stepped into what appeared to be a giant stain mark.
"Why is the floor all wet...ugh and it's sticky too, what were they doing in here?"
He bent down and placed his fingers in the wet area, he then precede to place the finger under his nose.
"It...smells like blood."
END
Ok, this is my first attempt at writing a Fan Fiction of any kind, I except all forms of criticism, good and bad, {though I prefer good.} Anyway you guys let me know was up!
Holla at ya boy!
A Cameron Brown Joint
"Speech"
{Thought}
"Dammit!"
"Dang, Cameron you suck today, maybe you should just stop playing BIATCH!!!!!!"
"Heh, nope I'll whoop your ass next time."
Cameron Brown pushed his glasses back up on his nose and glared at his friend. His friend Rod Woolridge was having a great time serving up a can of whoop ass, they were both playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Rod was having the time of his life beating the crap out of Cameron.
At first glance you would assume that these were just your average black guys, Cameron being your slightly overweight otaku and Rod being just the token black guy who happens to have an affinity for anime.
Cameron gripped his controller tighter in his hand, "you're just lucky that's all, you know good and well my win record is leaps and bounds above yours."
"So, like I care about your lousy six hundred and forty wins, I still have you by like five hundred kills", Rod said as he leaned back in his seat.
"Whatever man", Cameron said as he threw his controller to the ground.
Cameron got up from his place on the bed and moved to turn the Gamecube off.
"You know I'm surprised your punk ass brother actually went to school today", Rod said as he took a sip from his Kool-aid cup.
Cameron chuckled a bit, "yeah I know, but since this day off was only for high school students my mom made him go, but he ought to heading home about now."
Cameron returned to his position on the bed and began flipping through the many channels on his television.
Cameron sighed, "There is nothing to watch on TV, ugh midday television sucks."
Rod shrugged, "so why not watch some anime or something, at least that will be something to do."
"Yeah I guess you're right", Cameron said as he once again rose from his seat.
He maneuvered around his bed over to his desk where he began cycling through his library of anime.
{Meh, guess I'll just watch this.}
He grabbed the case and opened it he then placed the disc into his DVD player.
"Jeez, you're all about this show", Rod said.
"Hell yeah, greatest show Ever", Cameron said as he pointed to the case.
Cameron grabbed the remote and began to skip forward through the FBI warning, he stopped once he heard the opening song.
"Zankoku na tenshi no youni, shounen yo shinwa ni nare..."
"Which episode you watchin", Rod asked.
Cameron flopped down on the bed, "the one where Shinji fights the angel with the tentacles, the same one where Touji punches him."
The two watched as the opening ended, and the episode started, suddenly the room darkened considerably.
"Am I the only one wondering how it got so dark all of a sudden", Cameron said.
"Nope, and look outside the sky looks all dark" Rod said as he gazed out Cameron's room window.
"But its like two in the afternoon", Cameron said loudly.
"I know but...I mean, just look outside, the sky's all dark red", Rod said as he opened the window allowing the breeze to enter the room.
"Maybe its Second Impact", Cameron said jokingly.
Rod stared at him with a deadpan expression, "you need to shut the hell up", he muttered.
"Aright, seriously though I wonder what's happening I mean this is more that a little disturbing", Cameron said as he glanced back at the TV.
Cameron suddenly noticed that the screen was frozen, "what the hell", Cameron said as he began pushing the many buttons on his DVD player remote.
The screen didn't change, it still remained frozen, "alright then let me see here", Cameron said as he ejected the disc.
"What's wrong" Rod asked.
Cameron said nothing at first as he examined the back of the disc for any scratches, "don't know...the disc is screwing up."
Rod picked up the DVD case and began reading the back, "maybe its just dirty or something."
"Yeah maybe, I don't see any scratches but..." he trailed off as he began to wobble on his feet.
"But wh..." Rod said as he suddenly dropped the DVD case.
Cameron grabbed his head, "wha...what the hell is going on th...the whole room is spinning."
"You too", rod said as he too grabbed his head.
Suddenly the disc began glowing an eerie white color.
"Ouch" Cameron yelled as he threw the disc to the floor, the DVD became too hot to touch.
"Now I know its not supposed to do that", Rod said as he wearily made his way to his feet.
The glow began to intensify, both boys tried in vain to shield their eyes form the extreme light.
"What's happening" Cameron yelled.
"How the hell should I know, it's your DVD", Rod yelled in reply.
Suddenly a white glowing hand rose from the center of the disc, both boys having there eyes closed, didn't notice until the remainder of the full figure appeared before them.
"NO WAY", Rhod said as he dropped his arms to his sides.
"R...Rei...you have got to be kidding me", Cameron dropped the remote in his hand and began to back up until his back hit the wall, Rod only stood in place, not moving, not even breathing.
The glowing Rei smiled warmly at the two boys before her, calmly she reached out and cupped each of their faces in her hands.
Rod immediately relaxed, and as soon as he did so, his body exploded into an orange viscous fluid.
Cameron watched on in surprise and fear, as his friend became nothing more than a stain on the carpet, "LCL, no...no how can this be happening, it doesn't make sense."
The glowing Ayanami then turned her attention to Cameron, still holding that same warm smile.
{Oh my god, this has to be some kind of drea...}
His thoughts trailed off as she began to rub his face, Cameron only smiled at the warm feeling as his body dissolved into LCL.
Rei smiled at her handiwork then gradually disappeared.
A few minutes later, Chad brown, Cameron's arrogant and idiotic little brother entered the room where two teens that up until a few moments ago occupied.
"What the...why are Cam's clothed on the ground and is that...Rod's shirt", he asked himself as he kicked off his shoes.
He walked over to the pile of discarded clothing and nearly jumped as he stepped into what appeared to be a giant stain mark.
"Why is the floor all wet...ugh and it's sticky too, what were they doing in here?"
He bent down and placed his fingers in the wet area, he then precede to place the finger under his nose.
"It...smells like blood."
END
Ok, this is my first attempt at writing a Fan Fiction of any kind, I except all forms of criticism, good and bad, {though I prefer good.} Anyway you guys let me know was up!
Holla at ya boy!