Evangelion: Remix

A Cameron Brown Joint

Ha back again for round two, here the second Chapter, oh yeah and I don't own Evangelion, just so you know, now...on with the show!

"Ugh, what hit me?"

Cameron slowly but surely awoke to find himself lying in the middle of a deserted street, realization hit him and he sat up at break neck speed.

"Why am I lying in the middle of the street", he asked himself as he looked around the area "and where am I, everything looks so cartooney."

His observation was in fact quite correct, he was surrounded on all side by humongous metallic buildings, all of the buildings, as well as the sky and trees had a rather vibrant look as though they were painted.

Cameron looked down at his hands and noticed that his hands were also in the same fashion, "I...I'm animated, a cartoon character, how can this be happening, it defies every law known to man."

He began sweating and breathing heavily, "ohmyGodohmyGodohmyGod!"

"Okay, okay Cameron calm down there has to be a logical explanation for this, maybe this is all some kind of dream, I mean that would make sense...right?"

He punched the ground and flinched, he looked at his scratched and scuffed knuckles, "oookay, this is no dream."

He rose unsteadily to his feet and took a few steps to get his body adjusted, "everything seems to be in working order", he said.

"He turned around and noticed a body lying a few feet away, "is that...ROD!"

He ran to the prone form and began nudging the unconscious individual.

"Hey man wake up, WAKE UP SLACK ASS", he yelled.

Rod who was lying face down on the concrete mumbled something inaudible, Cameron sighed and rolled him over with his foot.

Rod coughed and opened his eyes, "what the...what happened?"

"I don't know but I know we aint in Kansas anymore Dorothy", Cameron said.

Rod stood up and began rubbing his head, "well then where are we, ahh what, why do you look like an anime character", he then looked down at himself, "and why do I look like one too, what happened?!"

Cameron made no response.

"Well..." he said sounding agitated.

He turned to see Cameron staring at something above their heads, he looked up to see what had caught his attention and when he did his jaw dropped.

"Th...that's written in Japanese, and...I can actually understand what it says", Rod said just above a whisper.

"Forget that, look at that", Cameron said his voice getting louder with every word spoken.

The "that" he was referring to was Evangelion Unit-01 trying it hardest to stave off the fourth Angel on a mountainside.

"Unit-01 and Shamshiel" Cameron whispered.

Rod tore his eyes away from the incredible scene before him and set his eyes on Cameron, "Shamshiwha..."

"No time we need to get out of here", he looked back up at the fight, "preferably now."

Rod nodded, "definitely."

They both took off down the street trying in some way to find any kind of shelter.

"Well I think I know where we are now", Cameron said as he ran.

"No shit", Rod replied.

"But it doesn't make sense how could we get here, I mean how is it even possible to do something like come to a fictitious world", Cameron asked.

"I dint know man, I just don't know, I'm still trying to get over the fact that I'm now an anime character", Rod replied.

"Yeah I know what you mean, this is insane", Cameron said.

"So where exactly are we going", Rod asked.

"We need to find one of Tokyo 3's shelters, I don't think it's a good idea to be outside during an Angel attack", Cameron said.

The two teens began searching up and down the streets in the hopes of finding a safe place to wait out the battle, the searched down every alley only to come up with nothing.

Rod came to a stop panting heavily as he leaned against the wall of a nearby building, "this is pointless, we've never been here before, so how are we supposed to know where to evacuate?"

"Hey over here", Cameron yelled from on one the many alleyways.

Rod ran over and saw that Cameron had found what appeared to be a large door.

"I think this is one of the shelters, come on help me open then the door", Cameron said as he positioned himself on one side of the doors crank.

Rod positioned himself on the other side and they both began to turn the steering wheel like latch.

A few tugs and pulls later and the door was opened, the two boys ran inside not even bothering to close the door behind them.

"Jesus we've been down here for what seems like hours", Rod complained.

"I guess I was wrong, this definitely isn't a Shelter other wise we would have come across some more people by now", Cameron said.

They continued on in silence for several minutes until Cameron broke the silence.

"You know I just realized something, we're now in the Evangelion universe right", Cameron asked.

"Yeah I guess", rod said.

"And we know what's going to happen right", Cameron asked a again.

"Yeah, for the most part", rod said.

"Now think, what's going to happen in about a year from now, they're on the fourth angel now so..." Cameron trailed off.

Rod stopped dead in his tracks with a wide-eyed expression.

Cameron continued walking, "exactly."

"So what are we gonna do...I mean its not like we can do anything to stop it from happening right, the shit that goes down at NERV is way over our heads", Rod yelled.

"I don't know what to tell you, but now that we're hear we'll have to figure something out, because I know I don't want to end up like everyone else in the end", Cameron said.

And with that said the both drifted into silence.

Eventually the two teens came upon another large door.

"So what now" Cameron asked as he gazed at the door.

"I guess we open it, I sure as hell aint walkin all the way back", Rod said indignantly.

"...Yeah well lets get started" Cameron said.

Another series of pulls and the door was opened.

"Well, might as well see where this leads us", Rod said as he stepped through the door.

Cameron hesitantly followed him.

The sight that greeted them both on the other side resulted in Cameron nearly passing out, on the other side of the door was at least twenty men dressed in black suits all holding a gun aimed at the both teens.

Both Cameron and Rod slowly raised their hands; Rod began sweating profusely, while Cameron tried his best to keep a cool disposition.

{This could only be Section 2...but if this is Section 2 then that means that the tunnel must have led to...NERV headquarters.}

"Shit", Cameron muttered.

"We've apprehended the intruders", said one of the agents as he spoke into what appeared to be a wristwatch.

"Send them to me" said a low menacing voice over the line.

"Yes sir", said the man.

"Follow us", the man said.

Both Cameron and Rod nodded.

Many of the other agent's dispersed, leaving only three agents and the two the intruders.

Then they all began a silent walk down the ominous hallway.

-Cameron's POV-

{Well its pretty safe to say that we're headed to see the bastard king himself.}

I looked over at Rod and noticed his grim expression; I can imagine that my face didn't look all that different from his at the time.

The agents were dead silent they had positioned themselves around us so that there would be no means of escape, {as if we'd get very far anyway.}

I found myself to be surprisingly calm, you would think a situation like this would put me on edge, but I wasn't really all that nervous, I mean I'm in a world where I know pretty much everything about what's going to happen, I also know the motivation behind such events.

Gendou Ikari, while he may instill a certain amount of fear in those who work under him by acting cold and emotionless, I know that it's nothing but that, an act. He can play himself off as being an animated rock all he wants to but I know what really gets him going.

I couldn't help but smirk at that thought, once we came face to face I wouldn't crumble like so many others, I knew better.

I'm assuming Rod noticed my almost sinister smirk because he nudged me with his elbow; I looked at him and noticed him eyeing me as though he were asking "what's so funny?"

I only put my index finger to my lips to show him to keep quiet and looked forward again.

Eventually we made it to another large door, this one had a name plate on the front the spelled out Ikari in Japanese.

The agents stepped away from us and the door opened, they ushered us inside the darkened room.

As soon as I stepped in I noticed the Systema de Sepirothicum motif that adorned his ceiling, and once again I smirked.

We both stepped forward until we were able to make out two figures, one slumped forward behind a desk with its fingers interlaced in front of his face, Rod and I shared a knowing glance and another standing beside the desk its arms behind its back.

"You may leave captain", Gendou said to the section 2 agent that had followed us inside.

"Sir", he responded as he turned on his heels and made for the door.

The door hissed as it opened then hissed again as it closed, I made no notice of it though as I continued to stare at the figures before me.

We all drifted into silence, the size of the room and the dark atmosphere gave off an almost demonic feel, I shivered slightly, at the sudden cold feeling that washed down my spine.

Gendou either didn't notice or didn't care to comment because he didn't make a sound.

So there we were two teenage boys, who just so happened to be thrown into an alternate universe, now standing before one of the most powerful men in this world.

"Who are you and why are you here", Gendou asked in a lifeless voice.

Neither of us said anything, I glanced at Rod and noticed that he looked tired almost bored, I don't know what was going on in his head, he glanced at me then back at Gendou.

I turned my attention back to the seated figure, I honesty didn't know what to tell the man, I wasn't about to tell him my name, and I had no idea why we were brought to this world. I mean how often in this city would one see two black guys.

I coughed to clear my thought, "Mr. Ikari we are sorry for the intrusion but we...became lost during the evacuation."

"I see", he said in the same robotic voice.

"We are truly sorry for any inconvenience", I said trying my best to sound sincere.

"Indeed", Gendou replied.

Silence once again descended upon us, Gendou then reached out his hand and pushed a button on his phone, "Take them to cell block H until further notice."

Seconds later three more section 2 agents came in and escorted us out of his office.

-Normal POV-

Gendou watched as the two boys were escorted out of his office.

His face held no emotion as he began sifting through several papers on his desk, "Fuyutski, what have the MAGI found?"

Kozo Fuyutski smirked slightly, "its just as we thought, with the arrival of the two new units it was only a matter of time before they sent us the pilots."

"What did the Marduk have to say", asked Gendou.

Fuyutski then frowned, "it would appear that all information on their past has been deemed classified."

"As I expected", Gendou said.

Fuyutski turned to Gendou, "so what are you going to do with them, we at least have an idea as to what they're here for so..."

"Have the good doctor arrange a synch test as soon as possible for our new recruits", Gendou replied.

"But you can't mean..."Fuyutski started.

"Yes although the scrolls made no mention of this, I will still use them to further my own goals, there presence will not alter the scenario."

Gendou smirked, {it all coming together Yui, it won't be long.}

End.