Mulder woke up, not quite sure where he was. Then he smelt his dead fish
and remembered what had happened.
"Aww, man!" he said. He than sat up, realizing he had been lying on his
cell phone so his hip really really hurt. Then he realized, duh! Cell
phone! He reached into his pocket and called Scully.
"Scully" she said as she answered her phone.
"Scully, it's me." Said Mulder. "I'm in the woods, Dogget was abducted!"
"Man, what did you do to him, Mulder?"
"It wasn't me! It was Bob!"
"Bob?"
"Yeah, Bob! The super freaky alien bounty hunter!"
"You named him BOB?"
"Scully, that's not the point! Dogget... is... gone!"
"FINALLY!" Scully then, unbeknownst to Mulder, started dancing around her
kitchen holding the spatula she had been making eggs with.
"This is not a good thing?" said Mulder to her.
"Well... I suppose not. I guess we need to get him back now, huh?"
"That's what I was thinking."
"So how do we do that?"
"Don't you know?? You're the one who found me when I was abducted."
"Yeah, Mulder, but you were gone for 3 months and we thought you were dead
until Skinner had you exhumed."
"So we're probably hoping for a better outcome this time, eh?"
"Yeah, Mulder."
