Mulder and Scully were riding in a car. Where were they going? Who knows.
How did they get there? Well, it's not like we ever know these things, do
we??
Scully laid out a map on her lap as Mulder drove. "If Dogget was abducted here, then the alien ship must have taken him here." She said as she pointed at different spots on the map. "So that's where we're going??" Mulder asked. "Uhm... haven't you been driving west?" "Erm... is that way west? Mulder pointed out through the windshield down the road. "I don't know Mulder, I've been looking at the map!" "Well, goodness Scully, you don't have to yell at me." At that moment they passed a sign that read: "15 miles to Toronto." "Dangit Mulder, you've driven us to CANADA?!" "Uhhh...." Just at that moment a white, blinding light shone in through their windshield. Mulder stared at it in wonder, and Scully thankfully grabbed the steering wheel to keep them from driving into a ditch. Mulder then got out of the car and stared up at the light, and Scully ran up beside him. Then suddenly the light went out and there they saw the biggest dang firefly they had ever seen. Then they realized it was not a firefly, but in fact, JOE'S SHIP! How did they know this? Well, it was written right there: "JOE'S SHIP!" They figured that maybe Joe was a super freaky alien bounty hunter like Bob, so they waved and yelled at the ship to land so they could ask Joe where Bob was. Thankfully, Joe was out of gas so he did land, although some would call it crashing... anyways. "Joe?! Where's Bob?!" Mulder yelled at the alien. "Bob is gone. He sailed to Valinor- er, I mean, he went back to our home world." "Where's Dogget?" Scully yelled at the alien. "Dogget? What is a... Dogget?" "Some would say the stupidest human being on the face of Middle- er, I mean, THE Earth." "You mean the ugly human Bob had with him? Bob took him back to the undying lan- erm, I mean, our home world as a pet." "NOOOOOOOO!"
Scully laid out a map on her lap as Mulder drove. "If Dogget was abducted here, then the alien ship must have taken him here." She said as she pointed at different spots on the map. "So that's where we're going??" Mulder asked. "Uhm... haven't you been driving west?" "Erm... is that way west? Mulder pointed out through the windshield down the road. "I don't know Mulder, I've been looking at the map!" "Well, goodness Scully, you don't have to yell at me." At that moment they passed a sign that read: "15 miles to Toronto." "Dangit Mulder, you've driven us to CANADA?!" "Uhhh...." Just at that moment a white, blinding light shone in through their windshield. Mulder stared at it in wonder, and Scully thankfully grabbed the steering wheel to keep them from driving into a ditch. Mulder then got out of the car and stared up at the light, and Scully ran up beside him. Then suddenly the light went out and there they saw the biggest dang firefly they had ever seen. Then they realized it was not a firefly, but in fact, JOE'S SHIP! How did they know this? Well, it was written right there: "JOE'S SHIP!" They figured that maybe Joe was a super freaky alien bounty hunter like Bob, so they waved and yelled at the ship to land so they could ask Joe where Bob was. Thankfully, Joe was out of gas so he did land, although some would call it crashing... anyways. "Joe?! Where's Bob?!" Mulder yelled at the alien. "Bob is gone. He sailed to Valinor- er, I mean, he went back to our home world." "Where's Dogget?" Scully yelled at the alien. "Dogget? What is a... Dogget?" "Some would say the stupidest human being on the face of Middle- er, I mean, THE Earth." "You mean the ugly human Bob had with him? Bob took him back to the undying lan- erm, I mean, our home world as a pet." "NOOOOOOOO!"