Mulder and Scully turned behind them to see who had yelled "NOOOO!" and saw that Reyes had snuck into Mulder and Scully's trunk and had been riding in there for the past 6 hours, surviving on crackers and apple juice that she had mushed up together in a water bottle. "But... but... My doggy! I love him!" "It'll be okay, human. Bob has a nice cage for him and will feed him lots of nice, juicy bugs whenever he does a trick." Reyes just sniffed in reply, and then Joe turned around, got back into his ship, and tried to leave, but since he was out of gas, he just sat there looking dumb. "Here Monica, maybe Teddy can make you feel better?" Scully pulled out one of William's Teddy bears and gave it to Reyes. "But... it looks like... DOOOGGGYYYY!" Then she burst into tears again as Scully quickly hid the bear. While all this was going on, Mulder was silently slapping himself on the bum, seeing as he was being telepathically controlled by Joe's friend Sam who was also in the ship with him. Sam thought it would be fun to make Mulder slap himself on the bum repeatedly, so he used the little implant left over from Mulder's abduction (that no one had ever found) to make him do it. Then Reyes saw this and stopped crying. She walked over to Mulder and giggled as she pointed at him in amusement. "Mulder, what are you doing?" Scully asked him. "Slap bum slap bum slap bum slap bum..." Mulder repeated over and over whilst in a trance.

TBC