In an Instant
Part 5
Disclaimer: Ya, I don't own.
The group, now dressed in clean armor, went to the main square to get something to eat. It had been a very long day, and the crew was getting tired. Erasa and Sharpener had been filled in as to what was happening between them leaving the palace and that moment. Goku was feeling much better, though most of the others were still worried that he might push his luck.
"So, what's going on now?" He asked Vegita with a sigh. "I am beginning to want to annihilate something, like, oh I don't know, your Father."
Bardock let out a choked laugh before asking, "So, how did you get away? I know Prince Vegita wasn't there."
"I can't tell you here, Father, you wouldn't believe me." Goku replied. "You'll hear why soon enough." Bardock, though less than satisfied with the answer, nodded in agreement.
"Are we going back to the palace tonight, father?" Trunks asked with a frown. The demi Saiya-Jin wasn't fond of the idea about spending any time near his grandfather.
"Yes, we are. Of course, as soon as that fool challenges me, I'll kill him." Vegita grated. Bulma sighed.
"I know you don't like the man, Vegita, but really! Isn't that a bit harsh?"
"Do you really want him trying to kill you, or doing some other sick things like that?" He raised a eyebrow.
"Kill him off." She snarled. Everyone laughed.
After they had eaten, Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks headed back to the castle with Nappa while Radditz, Goku, and the others headed towards Bardock's. It wasn't far, but he did apologize about how small it was. Gohan laughed.
"That's alright. It beats sleeping on the streets." He pointed out. Bardock was forced to agree. When they reached his house, however, Goku frowned.
"What's wrong, little brother?" Radditz asked.
"It's nothing." He waved his hand. "I just figured that it's be smaller. It's bigger than our house."
"But there are twice as many people staying here." Radditz pointed out.
"True." Goku agreed.
Sometime later, after everyone had settled in, Bardock finally demanded to know what was going on. "Alright, how did you get away and what, exactly are you doing here?" He almost yelled. Goku gave a sheepish smile.
"Well, The planet was destroyed, remember?" Goku said. "We came here to get a treaty signed. We thought it for the best."
"Well, aren't we impressed with the Saiya-Jins hospitality, then." He sighed dryly. Then he added, "But we aren't all like that."
"I know." Goku waved it off. "But after we met him, he asked me my class, so I told him, Third. Then he ordered me to the dungeons to be beaten to death."
"How did you get loose?" Bardock questioned.
"I'll show you outside. Houses are bad places for power-ups." Goku answered. The group went outside and Goku began to power-up.
With a shout, he transformed into a Super Saiya-Jin. "My son is the Legendary?!" He gasped in shock.
"Not exactly." Goku admitted. "I am only one of many that can go Super, as we call it, its not really that special."
"Who else can go Super Saiya-Jin?" Bardock questioned as Goku powered down.
"Both my sons, Vegita, and his son." Goku replied.
"BOTH your sons?" Bardock gaped. "Your youngest is only what, six?"
"Seven!" Goten cried indignantly. "I'm Seven! NOT six!"
"Oh, sorry, but still! It's like the Legendary became a child's toy!" Bardock sighed.
"Remember, Father, they aren't full-blooded Saiya-Jins." Goku reminded him. "The Demi Saiya-Jins are stronger then the full-bloods."
Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks weren't having nearly as much fun as the rest of the gang. In fact, the three of them were getting rather feed up with the pompous ass who called himself the King. After only three minuets in his presence, Bulma had tried a total of sixteen times to rip off his head. It took both Vegita and Trunks to hold her back every time it happened.
"Let me go! I'm gonna kill him! I'll tear his head off! I'll feed him his intestines! I rip his bloody heart out!" She raged.
"Mom, you can't rip his heart out! He hasn't GOT one, remember?" Trunks latched onto her arm. Desperately trying to stop her.
"Then I feed him his tail!" She yelled. "Or I'll splatter his brain! Let me go!"
"Sorry, Onna, you can't do that either." Vegita sighed. "He hasn't a brain to splatter. His skulls far to thick."
"Then I'll do something else, But I"M GONNA KILL HIM AND IT'S GONNA BE SLOW AND PAINFULL!" She lunged again. The guards leapt forward and Vegita growled at them. Both guards gave a small laugh and retreated. Vegita finally hooked an arm around Bulma's waist and held onto his mate for dear life. Not that it was his life he was all that worried about.
The king sat on his throne the entire time, bored and impassive. "Really, Vegita, you ought to beat your sluts more often." He yawned.
That was definitely the wrong thing to say. Now Trunks and Vegita, who weren't particularly happy to begin with, were peeved and annoyed. "My Father doesn't beat her at ALL!" Trunks yelled.
At the same time, Vegita snarled, "Back Off!"
The king raised an eyebrow at his son and laughed. "Why? Can't handle the truth? Not that it will matter. In fourteen days not only will you be dead, but that mudball you called home will have the original job done!"
"WHAT?!" Bulma yelled.
"It's quite simple, my dear. I'm going to purge Earth." He laughed insanely. Poor King Vegita. In his momentary shock, Vegita lost his gripe on his mate.
"WHY YOU ASSHOLE! I'M GONNA RIP YOU TAIL OFF AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!" Bulma lunged. Trunks winced and tried to catch his mother. He was just a little to slow. The guards sprang forward and grabbed her. She growled and bared her teeth.
"Fiery isn't she?" The king asked his son almost lazily. "Maybe I'll take a turn with her." He reached out to touch her. The moment his hand came into range, Bulma clamped down on a finger.
The king howled in pain and rage. "Damn bitch! Get off!"
Vegita began to snicker. ::I think you made him mad.::
::I'm going to rip his hand off pretty soon.:: Bulma snarled at him. ::Then, I'm gonna gnaw his tail off and make him eat it.::
::You do realize that in order to do that, his guards have to let you go first, right?::
::That's just an unplanned difficulty.:: She waved his remark off. ::But their not gonna be able to have kids if they're still holding me in about twenty seconds.::
"If you like the ability to mate, I recommend letting mine go. She's going to hurt very badly in a place I don't think you want to lose." Vegita grated out while he was snickering. The guards dropped her.
Bulma shot both a sweet smile. "Very wise decision." She stated shortly. They gulped.
"I still don't believe it." Bardock told his son later, still gaping in shock. "You are the legendary. You. A third class."
"I know. You've said it at least sixteen times by now. If you say it again I'm passing you of as a broken record." Goku replied patiently. "I should be the one gaping. I always wondered what you looked like, and I now find out that I have dozens of pictures of you all over my house and I see you every time I look in a bloody mirror!"
Bardock gave a tiny laugh and then smiled at his son. "So, you aren't mad that I'm not what you expected? Brave, noble, whatever?"
"I never expected anything. I pretty much gave up on being shocked after I learned I was from another planet." Goku admitted.
(A/N) Okay, I changed my code, not only for the poor people that got migrains reading it, but for poor me that got a migraine WRITING the damn thing. Anyhow, I hope you appreciate this chapter, I'm sorry it took so long, writer's block is a pain in the ass.
~*~ Lady Foeseeker ~*~
Part 5
Disclaimer: Ya, I don't own.
The group, now dressed in clean armor, went to the main square to get something to eat. It had been a very long day, and the crew was getting tired. Erasa and Sharpener had been filled in as to what was happening between them leaving the palace and that moment. Goku was feeling much better, though most of the others were still worried that he might push his luck.
"So, what's going on now?" He asked Vegita with a sigh. "I am beginning to want to annihilate something, like, oh I don't know, your Father."
Bardock let out a choked laugh before asking, "So, how did you get away? I know Prince Vegita wasn't there."
"I can't tell you here, Father, you wouldn't believe me." Goku replied. "You'll hear why soon enough." Bardock, though less than satisfied with the answer, nodded in agreement.
"Are we going back to the palace tonight, father?" Trunks asked with a frown. The demi Saiya-Jin wasn't fond of the idea about spending any time near his grandfather.
"Yes, we are. Of course, as soon as that fool challenges me, I'll kill him." Vegita grated. Bulma sighed.
"I know you don't like the man, Vegita, but really! Isn't that a bit harsh?"
"Do you really want him trying to kill you, or doing some other sick things like that?" He raised a eyebrow.
"Kill him off." She snarled. Everyone laughed.
After they had eaten, Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks headed back to the castle with Nappa while Radditz, Goku, and the others headed towards Bardock's. It wasn't far, but he did apologize about how small it was. Gohan laughed.
"That's alright. It beats sleeping on the streets." He pointed out. Bardock was forced to agree. When they reached his house, however, Goku frowned.
"What's wrong, little brother?" Radditz asked.
"It's nothing." He waved his hand. "I just figured that it's be smaller. It's bigger than our house."
"But there are twice as many people staying here." Radditz pointed out.
"True." Goku agreed.
Sometime later, after everyone had settled in, Bardock finally demanded to know what was going on. "Alright, how did you get away and what, exactly are you doing here?" He almost yelled. Goku gave a sheepish smile.
"Well, The planet was destroyed, remember?" Goku said. "We came here to get a treaty signed. We thought it for the best."
"Well, aren't we impressed with the Saiya-Jins hospitality, then." He sighed dryly. Then he added, "But we aren't all like that."
"I know." Goku waved it off. "But after we met him, he asked me my class, so I told him, Third. Then he ordered me to the dungeons to be beaten to death."
"How did you get loose?" Bardock questioned.
"I'll show you outside. Houses are bad places for power-ups." Goku answered. The group went outside and Goku began to power-up.
With a shout, he transformed into a Super Saiya-Jin. "My son is the Legendary?!" He gasped in shock.
"Not exactly." Goku admitted. "I am only one of many that can go Super, as we call it, its not really that special."
"Who else can go Super Saiya-Jin?" Bardock questioned as Goku powered down.
"Both my sons, Vegita, and his son." Goku replied.
"BOTH your sons?" Bardock gaped. "Your youngest is only what, six?"
"Seven!" Goten cried indignantly. "I'm Seven! NOT six!"
"Oh, sorry, but still! It's like the Legendary became a child's toy!" Bardock sighed.
"Remember, Father, they aren't full-blooded Saiya-Jins." Goku reminded him. "The Demi Saiya-Jins are stronger then the full-bloods."
Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks weren't having nearly as much fun as the rest of the gang. In fact, the three of them were getting rather feed up with the pompous ass who called himself the King. After only three minuets in his presence, Bulma had tried a total of sixteen times to rip off his head. It took both Vegita and Trunks to hold her back every time it happened.
"Let me go! I'm gonna kill him! I'll tear his head off! I'll feed him his intestines! I rip his bloody heart out!" She raged.
"Mom, you can't rip his heart out! He hasn't GOT one, remember?" Trunks latched onto her arm. Desperately trying to stop her.
"Then I feed him his tail!" She yelled. "Or I'll splatter his brain! Let me go!"
"Sorry, Onna, you can't do that either." Vegita sighed. "He hasn't a brain to splatter. His skulls far to thick."
"Then I'll do something else, But I"M GONNA KILL HIM AND IT'S GONNA BE SLOW AND PAINFULL!" She lunged again. The guards leapt forward and Vegita growled at them. Both guards gave a small laugh and retreated. Vegita finally hooked an arm around Bulma's waist and held onto his mate for dear life. Not that it was his life he was all that worried about.
The king sat on his throne the entire time, bored and impassive. "Really, Vegita, you ought to beat your sluts more often." He yawned.
That was definitely the wrong thing to say. Now Trunks and Vegita, who weren't particularly happy to begin with, were peeved and annoyed. "My Father doesn't beat her at ALL!" Trunks yelled.
At the same time, Vegita snarled, "Back Off!"
The king raised an eyebrow at his son and laughed. "Why? Can't handle the truth? Not that it will matter. In fourteen days not only will you be dead, but that mudball you called home will have the original job done!"
"WHAT?!" Bulma yelled.
"It's quite simple, my dear. I'm going to purge Earth." He laughed insanely. Poor King Vegita. In his momentary shock, Vegita lost his gripe on his mate.
"WHY YOU ASSHOLE! I'M GONNA RIP YOU TAIL OFF AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!" Bulma lunged. Trunks winced and tried to catch his mother. He was just a little to slow. The guards sprang forward and grabbed her. She growled and bared her teeth.
"Fiery isn't she?" The king asked his son almost lazily. "Maybe I'll take a turn with her." He reached out to touch her. The moment his hand came into range, Bulma clamped down on a finger.
The king howled in pain and rage. "Damn bitch! Get off!"
Vegita began to snicker. ::I think you made him mad.::
::I'm going to rip his hand off pretty soon.:: Bulma snarled at him. ::Then, I'm gonna gnaw his tail off and make him eat it.::
::You do realize that in order to do that, his guards have to let you go first, right?::
::That's just an unplanned difficulty.:: She waved his remark off. ::But their not gonna be able to have kids if they're still holding me in about twenty seconds.::
"If you like the ability to mate, I recommend letting mine go. She's going to hurt very badly in a place I don't think you want to lose." Vegita grated out while he was snickering. The guards dropped her.
Bulma shot both a sweet smile. "Very wise decision." She stated shortly. They gulped.
"I still don't believe it." Bardock told his son later, still gaping in shock. "You are the legendary. You. A third class."
"I know. You've said it at least sixteen times by now. If you say it again I'm passing you of as a broken record." Goku replied patiently. "I should be the one gaping. I always wondered what you looked like, and I now find out that I have dozens of pictures of you all over my house and I see you every time I look in a bloody mirror!"
Bardock gave a tiny laugh and then smiled at his son. "So, you aren't mad that I'm not what you expected? Brave, noble, whatever?"
"I never expected anything. I pretty much gave up on being shocked after I learned I was from another planet." Goku admitted.
(A/N) Okay, I changed my code, not only for the poor people that got migrains reading it, but for poor me that got a migraine WRITING the damn thing. Anyhow, I hope you appreciate this chapter, I'm sorry it took so long, writer's block is a pain in the ass.
~*~ Lady Foeseeker ~*~