"Well?!" "Oh! Uhm... what was I saying?" "You were saying you're not Dogget's brother, you are...?" Cattet just stood there. "Well, what am I?" "Don't you know?!" Just then an inflatable plastic alien fell on Cattet's head. "Oh, yes! I am Dogget's counter part, from another dimension! I have come here to find Dogget. I've been living in your universe for many thousands of years. Early on in my time here I found a species on some planet. I realized that Dogget would not be with them, so I decided to conquer them and use them to help me find Dogget! I finally found the planet he would be on... Earth! So I sent my minions to capture the earthlings and test them, to find Dogget! Eventually the government suspected me, so I had my people make a deal with them, to appease them until I could find Dogget..." "So you're saying, EVERYTHING, the whole conspiracy, was so you could find DOGGET?!" Mulder yelled at Cattet. "But... why?" Scully asked. "Because... we was so alone! We wanted him for our friend, our friend! And so he could do all the icky stuff I'm supposed to do, so I don't have to! And now that I found him, I will be returning to my dimension, and all my minions will go back to their home world, they've hated having to go to Earth for so long..." "You mean... that's it? All we would've had to do this whole time is give you Dogget and you'd go away and leave us alone??" "Yes! I eventually got so frustrated I said I would destroy Earth in the year 2012... but now I don't have to! Good bye Earthlings!" Cattet then transported them back to Earth, all except Reyes who had snuck into Dogget's cell and petted his head lovingly while he stared at the wall.

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