Warning: I don't own South Park or the song. Matt and Trey own S.P. and
some guy wrote the song that Nirvana covered on the Bleach cd.
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CHAPTER 3: "LOVE BUZZ", NIRVANA
Stan and Kyle went to Starks Pond. Stan needed to talk to Kyle. He knew who he wanted. They walked over to the pond, that was covered with ice and snow, since it is winter. The boys chose a spot on the hill and sat in the cold snow.
"Hey Kyle, where you serious when you said you liked me?" Stan asked, pulling his knees close to his cold body.
Kyle became nervous. "Y-Yeah, but I hope it doesn't bother you. I can't help it." He replies quickly.
"What would you do if I said that I think I like you back?" Stan said, looking at his feet.
"Would you belive me when I tell you you're the {king} of my heart?..."
Kyle's jaw dropped. "Are you for real?! You better not be trying to make me feel better. I don't need any sympathy." Kyle says, in disbelief.
"Kyle, I realy do like you. Hell, even love you." Stan says.
Kyle started blushing and smiling. "Oh my god. This is too good to be true. Wow, dude." He says.
"I still have to break it off with Wendy, but I want you be my...My b- boyfriend." Stan says, very unfamiliar with the sentence.
Kyle pulled Stan in for an intense kiss. When they broke away, Kyle rested his forehead against Stan's. "I will be your boyfriend, Stan." He says and smiles.
"I'm gonna be a bit new at this, so your gonna have to help me through it." Stan says.
"Of course." Kyle says.
"Oh and when I break up with Wendy, I don't want you to be around. She might go crazy and might try to go on a killing spree." Stan orders.
"But I wanna see the look on the whore's face..." Kyle starts but Stan cut in.
"Kyle! I don't want you around!" Stan says, getting frustrated with his new boyfriend.
"Ok, Ok." Kyle says, giving in.
"...Please don't deceive me when I hurt you..."
"If you walk by and you see her doing something like sexual to win back my heart, like she did with Miss Ellen, just ignore it." Stan informs him.
"...It just ain't the way it seems..."
Kyle nods and Stan presses his lips against Kyle's. Kyle pulled Stan on top of him and let Stan's tongue enter his mouth tasting every inch of his mouth.
"...Can you feel my love buzz?..."
Stan pressed his hip against Kyle's and they both moaned into each others mouth. "S-Stan!" Kyle moaned when Stan started rubbing against him.
"HOLY SHIT!" The boys hear behind them. They look back and Kenny was standing there. Stan quickly got off Kyle and they both started straightening themselves.
"K-Kenny, p-please don't t-tell no one." Stan stuttered.
"How long where you there?" Kyle asks, blushing.
"The whole fucking time. Damn, and I the only straight one in this fucking group." Kenny says.
"I'm not gay!" Stan yells. Kyle glares at Stan.
"Where BI! Cartman's all the way fag." Kyle corrects.
"Stan, aren't you dating Wendy?" Kenny asks.
"Yeah, but I'm breaking up wit her." Stan says.
"Shit! I gotta go tell her!" Kenny says and takes off to his car across the street. The two lovers chase after him.
"Kenny! Wait the fuck up!" Stan yells. Kenny ran across the street and a truck hit him. The boys stop. "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" he yells.
"YOU BASTARD!" Kyle yells. The boys look over at each other and smile.
"We make a great team." Stan says.
"We do." Kyle says and kisses his friend. They lock their hands together and walk to Stan's car.
!!!!The next day!!!!
At school, Kyle was at Stan's locker. Stan walked up to Kyle and worked on his combination.
"Love you." Kyle whispered, so only he and Stan could hear.
"Come on now! You don't say those words yet!" Stan whispers back, blushing.
"...Would you belive me when I tell you You the {king} of my heart..."
Wendy came skipping up. "Why are we all crowded in a corner?" She says, clinging herself to Stan and kisses his cheek. Kyle glared at her and she smiled.
"No reason. I see you later, Stan." Kyle says and walks away.
"Wendy, we need to talk." Stan says. Wendy's smile fades.
"You're breaking up with me, aren't you?" Wendy says, he voice lowering and gaining sadness.
"I'm sorry, but I'm just not in love with you anymore. I found someone better." Stan says.
"Tears flow down the black-haired girls face. Her eyes where hurt but they turned into anger. "Who is she?" She asked, angrily.
Stan laughed in his mind. "How do you know if it's a girl?" He thought. "You don't need to know who it is." He tells her.
"Yes I do! She needs to be beaten down with a god damn stick!" She yells. Stan thinks back to when Wendy killed Miss Ellen by shooting her into the center of the sun. He became scared and worried for Kyle.
"Have you kissed her?" She asked.
"Yeah..." Stan replies. He knew what was coming next. Wendy threw her arms around Stan and kissed him hard and rough. Stan looked around to see Kyle watching. He looked hurt, but Stan had told him the she might do something like this. She let go and wiped her mouth off.
"...Please don't deceive me when I hurt you It just ain't the way it seems..."
"Was it as good as that?" She asked, looking into his eyes for some reassurance.
"It was better. 100 times better." Stan says. He brushes past a shocked Wendy. He placed himself next to Kyle. "Let's go to the bathroom. I need a smoke." Stan says.
"Stan please! Love me again!" Wendy cried to her ex. He ignored her.
Once the two boys where in the bathroom, Stan started to laugh. "God, she is such a drama queen!" He says. Kyle looked hurt still. "Kyle, I told you that she'd do something like that!" Stan says.
"I know, but it still hurt. I thought I she was gonna win you over." Kyle says, looking away from Stan.
"Come here." Stan says and grabs Kyle's wrist. He pulled him in close. "She wasn't gonna win me back. No one's gonna win me over." Stan reassures Kyle.
Kyle kisses him. "I hope your right." He says.
"I know I'm right." Stan says and kisses Kyle deeply.
"...Can you feel my love buzz?"
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Authors Note: I'M SO SORRY ABOUT NOT UPDATING! See I started this other story and I couldn't get into this one and then I couldn't find a song and...yeah. You all hate me now. LOL. Well my FAKE story is finished and so is School for the summer, so now I can devote myself to this story and this other story I have. (It's another South Park story about Pip and Damien. I'm going though a South Park slash mood.) Well I'm having trouble on how I want this story to go so if anyone knows any song that sticks out in there mind put that in your review. Wait! Your not reviewing my story...It sucks too bad?! Well that sucks ass doesn't it. Well I gotta go, LATER!
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CHAPTER 3: "LOVE BUZZ", NIRVANA
Stan and Kyle went to Starks Pond. Stan needed to talk to Kyle. He knew who he wanted. They walked over to the pond, that was covered with ice and snow, since it is winter. The boys chose a spot on the hill and sat in the cold snow.
"Hey Kyle, where you serious when you said you liked me?" Stan asked, pulling his knees close to his cold body.
Kyle became nervous. "Y-Yeah, but I hope it doesn't bother you. I can't help it." He replies quickly.
"What would you do if I said that I think I like you back?" Stan said, looking at his feet.
"Would you belive me when I tell you you're the {king} of my heart?..."
Kyle's jaw dropped. "Are you for real?! You better not be trying to make me feel better. I don't need any sympathy." Kyle says, in disbelief.
"Kyle, I realy do like you. Hell, even love you." Stan says.
Kyle started blushing and smiling. "Oh my god. This is too good to be true. Wow, dude." He says.
"I still have to break it off with Wendy, but I want you be my...My b- boyfriend." Stan says, very unfamiliar with the sentence.
Kyle pulled Stan in for an intense kiss. When they broke away, Kyle rested his forehead against Stan's. "I will be your boyfriend, Stan." He says and smiles.
"I'm gonna be a bit new at this, so your gonna have to help me through it." Stan says.
"Of course." Kyle says.
"Oh and when I break up with Wendy, I don't want you to be around. She might go crazy and might try to go on a killing spree." Stan orders.
"But I wanna see the look on the whore's face..." Kyle starts but Stan cut in.
"Kyle! I don't want you around!" Stan says, getting frustrated with his new boyfriend.
"Ok, Ok." Kyle says, giving in.
"...Please don't deceive me when I hurt you..."
"If you walk by and you see her doing something like sexual to win back my heart, like she did with Miss Ellen, just ignore it." Stan informs him.
"...It just ain't the way it seems..."
Kyle nods and Stan presses his lips against Kyle's. Kyle pulled Stan on top of him and let Stan's tongue enter his mouth tasting every inch of his mouth.
"...Can you feel my love buzz?..."
Stan pressed his hip against Kyle's and they both moaned into each others mouth. "S-Stan!" Kyle moaned when Stan started rubbing against him.
"HOLY SHIT!" The boys hear behind them. They look back and Kenny was standing there. Stan quickly got off Kyle and they both started straightening themselves.
"K-Kenny, p-please don't t-tell no one." Stan stuttered.
"How long where you there?" Kyle asks, blushing.
"The whole fucking time. Damn, and I the only straight one in this fucking group." Kenny says.
"I'm not gay!" Stan yells. Kyle glares at Stan.
"Where BI! Cartman's all the way fag." Kyle corrects.
"Stan, aren't you dating Wendy?" Kenny asks.
"Yeah, but I'm breaking up wit her." Stan says.
"Shit! I gotta go tell her!" Kenny says and takes off to his car across the street. The two lovers chase after him.
"Kenny! Wait the fuck up!" Stan yells. Kenny ran across the street and a truck hit him. The boys stop. "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" he yells.
"YOU BASTARD!" Kyle yells. The boys look over at each other and smile.
"We make a great team." Stan says.
"We do." Kyle says and kisses his friend. They lock their hands together and walk to Stan's car.
!!!!The next day!!!!
At school, Kyle was at Stan's locker. Stan walked up to Kyle and worked on his combination.
"Love you." Kyle whispered, so only he and Stan could hear.
"Come on now! You don't say those words yet!" Stan whispers back, blushing.
"...Would you belive me when I tell you You the {king} of my heart..."
Wendy came skipping up. "Why are we all crowded in a corner?" She says, clinging herself to Stan and kisses his cheek. Kyle glared at her and she smiled.
"No reason. I see you later, Stan." Kyle says and walks away.
"Wendy, we need to talk." Stan says. Wendy's smile fades.
"You're breaking up with me, aren't you?" Wendy says, he voice lowering and gaining sadness.
"I'm sorry, but I'm just not in love with you anymore. I found someone better." Stan says.
"Tears flow down the black-haired girls face. Her eyes where hurt but they turned into anger. "Who is she?" She asked, angrily.
Stan laughed in his mind. "How do you know if it's a girl?" He thought. "You don't need to know who it is." He tells her.
"Yes I do! She needs to be beaten down with a god damn stick!" She yells. Stan thinks back to when Wendy killed Miss Ellen by shooting her into the center of the sun. He became scared and worried for Kyle.
"Have you kissed her?" She asked.
"Yeah..." Stan replies. He knew what was coming next. Wendy threw her arms around Stan and kissed him hard and rough. Stan looked around to see Kyle watching. He looked hurt, but Stan had told him the she might do something like this. She let go and wiped her mouth off.
"...Please don't deceive me when I hurt you It just ain't the way it seems..."
"Was it as good as that?" She asked, looking into his eyes for some reassurance.
"It was better. 100 times better." Stan says. He brushes past a shocked Wendy. He placed himself next to Kyle. "Let's go to the bathroom. I need a smoke." Stan says.
"Stan please! Love me again!" Wendy cried to her ex. He ignored her.
Once the two boys where in the bathroom, Stan started to laugh. "God, she is such a drama queen!" He says. Kyle looked hurt still. "Kyle, I told you that she'd do something like that!" Stan says.
"I know, but it still hurt. I thought I she was gonna win you over." Kyle says, looking away from Stan.
"Come here." Stan says and grabs Kyle's wrist. He pulled him in close. "She wasn't gonna win me back. No one's gonna win me over." Stan reassures Kyle.
Kyle kisses him. "I hope your right." He says.
"I know I'm right." Stan says and kisses Kyle deeply.
"...Can you feel my love buzz?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Authors Note: I'M SO SORRY ABOUT NOT UPDATING! See I started this other story and I couldn't get into this one and then I couldn't find a song and...yeah. You all hate me now. LOL. Well my FAKE story is finished and so is School for the summer, so now I can devote myself to this story and this other story I have. (It's another South Park story about Pip and Damien. I'm going though a South Park slash mood.) Well I'm having trouble on how I want this story to go so if anyone knows any song that sticks out in there mind put that in your review. Wait! Your not reviewing my story...It sucks too bad?! Well that sucks ass doesn't it. Well I gotta go, LATER!