MILLENIUM SNAKE

Chloe watched suspiciously while Lex Luthor and a big Russian man emerged from the board room, hand in hand.

"I am glad we are in agreement about our nuclear missile plans," Lex said, smiling at the big Russian man.

The big Russian man nodded. He was actually rather short. His shortness reminded Chloe of someone, and she redoubled her suspicious glare.

"Clark!" she cried into her cellphone, which she'd just now retrieved from her car and dialed a number that was Clark's on. "I am suspicious! I am very suspicious, in fact."

"Indeed?" Clark asked. "Of whom do your suspicions regurgitate?"

"Of Lex Luthor's new business partner!" Chloe said, frowning. "He reminds me a little of someone I read about."

"Who might that be?" Clark said.

"I will not say now for I do not wish to bias you. I will let you see Stalin for yourself."
Clark frowned. Who could it be?

Clark was walking down the street and he got an ice cream. Suddenly he remembered, "Oh! I was supposed to meet Chloe and see Lex's suspicious new business partner!"

So he warped to Chloe. She was sad. "You are late. It is a sign you do not love me."

"But... I thought we were just friends," Clark said. The female mind would always confuse him.

Chloe sighed and walked away. Suddenly there was a redheaded girl standing there.

"Don't feel bad," Willow said. "I'm sure she'll be fine."

Clark was happy with that statement, so he found Lana Lang and they went to see Lex's suspicious new business partner.

"Who is that big Russian man?" Clark inquired of Lana.

"I dunno, but he's actually kind of short. I'm thinking he might be Joseph Stalin!"

"Oh no!" Clark screamed. "Not Joseph Stalin!"

So he ran to warn Lex. "Lex your business partner is Joseph Stalin!"

"No it's okay, Lex said. "He's actually Comrade Stalin now. He is no longer head of the Soviet Union. And the Soviet Union collapsed."

"That's a relief," Clark said.

"I was going to go on a vacation to the USSR," Willow explained. "But then I learned that it collapsed in the early 90s."

Lex told Clark, "I have actually been conspiring against my father, Lionel Luther. Stalin has been helping me."

"Oh I'm so glad," Clark replied.

And then Lionel Luther went to jail for 20 years. And Lex threw a party and invited Chloe, Pete, Lana, Clark, Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, Doctor Helen (she wasn't evil anymore), Lang, Whitney, Principal Kim, Lois Lane, and Lana Lang, and Stalin. Willow came too.

THE END