Author's Notes: This is Laurana. Please don't flame! It's only meant as a
joke! I have the utmost respect for her (half of the time)! Dragonlance and
everything to do with it will NEVER belong to me. Enjoy.
Sturm's Stage Act: Lauralanthalasa and the Hoe Down
Laurana enters from the right. Carefully avoiding the goo stain, she walks to the middle of the stage. Her hair is done up into two braided pigtails on the sides of her head and she is wearing a pair of cut-off shorts, a hillbilly hat, a pair of big, black, and shiny tap shoes, and a red tank top shirt. Some of her teeth have been painted black so she looks gap toothed.
A Hoe Down came loud and clear over the speakers she wrinkled her nose, squinted her eyes, and pulled her jaw back. She started a tap dancing routine that resembled square dancing.
She stopped when the last note cut off, but then began Happy Days as that song came on. After three or four repeats of Happy Days her performance ended and she took her bow before proceeding to exit the stage.
By this point in time the whole audience had fried brains and were foaming at the mouth.
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Laurana: Porthios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mk: That's a wrap! AGHHHHH!!!! NO!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!! -runs away as Porthios chases her with a sword-
Sturm's Stage Act: Lauralanthalasa and the Hoe Down
Laurana enters from the right. Carefully avoiding the goo stain, she walks to the middle of the stage. Her hair is done up into two braided pigtails on the sides of her head and she is wearing a pair of cut-off shorts, a hillbilly hat, a pair of big, black, and shiny tap shoes, and a red tank top shirt. Some of her teeth have been painted black so she looks gap toothed.
A Hoe Down came loud and clear over the speakers she wrinkled her nose, squinted her eyes, and pulled her jaw back. She started a tap dancing routine that resembled square dancing.
She stopped when the last note cut off, but then began Happy Days as that song came on. After three or four repeats of Happy Days her performance ended and she took her bow before proceeding to exit the stage.
By this point in time the whole audience had fried brains and were foaming at the mouth.
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Laurana: Porthios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mk: That's a wrap! AGHHHHH!!!! NO!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!! -runs away as Porthios chases her with a sword-