Author's Note: Well, I've come back with some fresh ideas because of
Silverkitsune202. Thank her all of you fans. Now I have come up with ideas
for Raistlin, Caramon, Tika, Riverwind and Goldmoon, Dalamar and Lord Soth,
Laurana, Tanis and Kitiara, Tasslehoff, Palin and Steel, Takhisis and
Gilean and Paladine, an anonymous group of random dragons, and Flint.
They'll probably all be posted today and tomorrow. Enjoy. This is the one
with Tanis and Kit.
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Tanis and Kitiara walk onto the stage mentioned previously. Tanthalas is wearing a white bunny suit, and Kitiara is wearing a silver puffy dress with lots of glitter. She holds a wand in her hand and has a humongous sterling silver crown on her head. She looks, in a word, ridiculous.
Kit glares at Tanis as he begins hopping across the stage and Hiddukel's boice starts up.
"Little bunny Fufu hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. When along came the Great Faerie who said....."
Kitiara picks up the nursery rhyme when Tanis stops in front of her. She digs her claws--umm, I mean nails into his shoulder and bonks him over the head with her wand.
"Little bunny Fufu, I don't want to see you picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. I'm giving you three chances, but if you use them up I'll turn you into a pile of goo."
Kit gave his shoulder one last squeeze, then let go. They went through this same thing two more times, with Kitiara's modified lines, and then they performed the finale:
"Little bunny Fufu, I gave you three chances, so now I get to turn you into a pile of goo." She grinned like a madwoman, then waved her wand around while listening to Raistlin chant off to the side of the stage. Right as he finished she brought her little frufru wand down on Tanis's head as hard as she could, and he turned into a pile of goo.
Everyone gasped and burst into applause, some holding their sides in pain while crying because of how funny it all was. Tas ran on stage with a bucket and a dust pan to get the remains offstage.
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Tanis: -glares at MK- I'm going to kill you! -draws his sword- DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK: Don't be rash--please--just calm down-- AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laurana!!!!!!! -runs behind Laurana-
Laurana: Now, Tanis, don't be rash--
MK: I'll spare you the massacre! Bye! DRAGONLANCE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!
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Tanis and Kitiara walk onto the stage mentioned previously. Tanthalas is wearing a white bunny suit, and Kitiara is wearing a silver puffy dress with lots of glitter. She holds a wand in her hand and has a humongous sterling silver crown on her head. She looks, in a word, ridiculous.
Kit glares at Tanis as he begins hopping across the stage and Hiddukel's boice starts up.
"Little bunny Fufu hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. When along came the Great Faerie who said....."
Kitiara picks up the nursery rhyme when Tanis stops in front of her. She digs her claws--umm, I mean nails into his shoulder and bonks him over the head with her wand.
"Little bunny Fufu, I don't want to see you picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. I'm giving you three chances, but if you use them up I'll turn you into a pile of goo."
Kit gave his shoulder one last squeeze, then let go. They went through this same thing two more times, with Kitiara's modified lines, and then they performed the finale:
"Little bunny Fufu, I gave you three chances, so now I get to turn you into a pile of goo." She grinned like a madwoman, then waved her wand around while listening to Raistlin chant off to the side of the stage. Right as he finished she brought her little frufru wand down on Tanis's head as hard as she could, and he turned into a pile of goo.
Everyone gasped and burst into applause, some holding their sides in pain while crying because of how funny it all was. Tas ran on stage with a bucket and a dust pan to get the remains offstage.
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Tanis: -glares at MK- I'm going to kill you! -draws his sword- DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK: Don't be rash--please--just calm down-- AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laurana!!!!!!! -runs behind Laurana-
Laurana: Now, Tanis, don't be rash--
MK: I'll spare you the massacre! Bye! DRAGONLANCE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!