Gabbi: *runs in* YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~~~!
Karasu: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Gabbi: WAAAAAHHHH! HIEI! KURAMA! HELP ME!
Karasu: I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!
Gabbi: ONEGAI, KARASU! CAN'T WE TALK?!
Karasu: BANG!
Gabbi: ONEGAI~~~~~~~~~~
Karasu: *stops*
Kurama and Hiei: Huh?
Karasu: *glomps Kurama*
Kurama: O.O! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~!
Hiei: KARASU!
Malik: *runs in* HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Karasu: Holy shit!
Gabbi: JUST GIT OFF OF KURAMA!
Malik: EVIL PERVERT!
Gabbi: Ack!
Karasu: *licks Kurama's ear* He's Miiinne!
Hiei: *faints*
Malik: *whacks Karasu on the head*
Karasu: @_@
Kurama: .O;
Hiei: ...........*twitch*
Malik: Thank you, minna! Good night! *leaves*
Gabbi: Oh thank you Malik-koi!
Kurama: *devestated*
Hiei: *uncountious*
Karasu: @__________@;
Gabbi: Okay! Let's reply!
TheUnlovedOutcast- Ohh... you are having so much fun...
Karasu: MEAT PRODUCTS!
Gabbi: *hits him*
Karasu: OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
Gabbi: *whacks him again*
Karasu: @_____________@;;;
Gabbi: Heh.
Joey, Ryu, and Vash- You guys are are having fun...
The real Eternal Sailor Earth- Working on it as we speak, you write good fics!
Katyfoxdemon2- Aw! You are just saying that!
Karasu: LAI!
Gabbi: *hits him countless times* AND STAY DEAD!
animegurl6- Okay! I started to read the fic! Now I will read the whole thing! And the kit's names are To be announced!
Karasu8- Ah... my dear Karasu8... do not fret.... Karasu is still going to come... and I have more Karasu/Kurama fics to post AND I have 2 Kuronue/Kurama fics! AND I have the Kurama Throw-Around.
Starr Dust- O_O; Wow... well... gomen nasai.. i know, i really shouldn't have snapped at everyone. personally, i have quite a grudge against subs... I know it was mean and rude... I know... you are very right. gomen nasai...
Saria19- AHH! Don't give me ideas!
Kurama: AHHHHHH!
Gabbi: Ooh...
HIEIhotsause- *hugs her* I don't think that's Karasu... he's right here...
Karasu: *not dead* THAT'S MY TWIN USARAK!
Hiei: Isn't that just Karasu just spelled backwards?
Karasu: HAI!
Gabbi: *hits him* Oh well!
Storm Elf- You are in luck. I have drawn the kits. You shall see them soon!
Oh, if ANYONE wants a pic of the kits, just tell me. Once I get a decent pictur of them, I'll send it to you!
Okay! Now we can start!
Karasu: @_________@
Hiei: _;
Kurama: ~_~
Gabbi: ^_____^;
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu's Girl AKA Kurama 1/2
Chapter 10: I Hate It When You Do That
***
Hiei was still licking his fingers when they made it back to the hospital.
They walked into the place and they sat in the waiting room again.
A nurse went up to Shiori to tell Kurama's progress. "She seems to be in a rather peaceful sleep at the moment. She was very lucky. A real tough girl."
Shiori nodded.
"You can see her if you like. She might be a sleep, though. The drugs left her drowsy."
Shiori nodded again. "Thank you so much."
She turned to Hiei. Hiei was talking to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
She smiled a little. "Hiei... come on... do you want to see Kurama?"
Hiei nodded. "Yeah."
The nurse pointed to the hall and told him where to go.
He darted to the room.
***
Kurama was sound asleep, wires connected from his arms to monitors showing his heart rate and everything. He looked innocent... and the girl body didn't help either...
Hiei just peered at his soft face, leaning on the cold wall.
"Kurama... c'mon... wake up..."
He could definetly feel the kit's ki now. It was stronger than ever.
"They're tough kits... like their mother..." Hiei noted.
Kurama let out a moan. His green eyes opened and he got up in a graceful motion. "Hiei...?"
Hiei was just as surprised as he was. "You are okay..."
Kurama nodded. "Yeah... I guess I survived!"
Hiei walked over and punched his shoulder lightly. "Baka."
Kurama smiled and laughed. "Aren't we all?"
Hiei smirked. "You gotta stop pulling all these freaks who love you off the street!"
"Whatever, Hiei. I mean, you shouldn't be talking..." Kurama pushed his hair by his face like a girl. "I am a big scawy Fo'bidden Child who's now listenin' to a widdle ol' girl like mwe!"
"Oi!" Hiei yelled. "At least I didn't go and get myself blown up by the same guy...TWICE!"
"You shouldn't talk!"
"Oh, is that so?"
"Yeah! And once I am out of this girl body I suggest you watch out!"
"Whatever..." Hiei snorted. "...to quote what Yusuke and Kuwabara said before I came in here, 'Mommy! Mommy! Kurama's gonna be a mommy~~'~"
(A/N: That, if you notice, was from an earlier Kurama 1/2-type fic called A Demon's Curse. That and another fic were the first 2 fics that lead to the idea of Kurama 1/2. In both, Kurama was cursed and became pregnant, in one version Kuronue was even in it. It was great, but I think Kurama 1/2 is better, ne?)
"Hey! They didn't!"
"But they did..." Hiei smirked.
"Whatever.. I am going to sleep!" Kurama laid his head on the pillow.
Hiei smirked. "sweet dreams."
He left the room.
***WEEK LATER***
"So, Kurama finally got the OK to go?" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah," Hiei said, sipping his soda.
"Great!" Yusuke said, taking a swig of soda.
"Yep..." Hiei said.
"You aren't very chatty, ne, Hiei?" Yusuke laughed.
"Not in the mood..." Hiei snorted.
"You've become rather nice ever since Kurama's conflict brewed..."
"You try and handle a pregnant woman..."
"...True..."
"Ya got that right!"
"So..."
"Yeah..."
(A/N: As you can see, I am in a minor block of what to do at this one moment...)
****Week Later****
"Welcome home, Kurama-san!" Yukina cheered.
"Beinvenidos!" Keiko said, smirking at her billingeral abilities.
Kurama just sighed, walking into the house like it was nothing.
To him, it WAS nothing.
The kits were going to be the thing that had to matter the most.
He closed the door to his room and laid on the bed.
"Saa..." he tried to roll on his stomach, but it didn't go too well...
He got up and grabbed a manga.
Ranma 1/2.
'Gawd... this one...' Kurama thought. 'It's like a mirrior of my life... a guy who changes to a girl and 2 people who are in love with me fighting like this...'
He opened up the graphic novel.
It was the chapter of the seventh volume titled "Romeo? Romeo? Romeo?!"
His eyes danced across the pages.
And after awhile, Ranma was not Ranma.
And Akane was not Akane.
He felt his head hit the bed.
And he was dreaming.
***DrEaMlAnD***
"ONEGAI!" Yusuke begged Hiei. "Onegai, Hiei! Please play the part!"
"I HATE being in plays! Don't you ever give up?" Hiei asked, dressed like a little school girl.
"No one can play this part but you!" Kuwabara yelled, dressed as Godzilla.
"I have an idea!" Hiei yelled.
He looked to Kurama, who was playing Poker with some friends.
"OH KURAMA~~~!" He yelled, magically getting a pail of cold water.
Kurama, who was in his male form, was pumled with some water, became a girl.\
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Kurama yelled.
"It... it can't be...." Yusuke gasped.
"KURAMA OF THE CROSS-DRESSERS!" Kuwabara bowed.
"I AM NOT CROSS-DRESSING!" Kurama yelled.
"Oh! Do tell!" one of Kurama's friends asked.
Hiei smiled. "He is perfect for the job! He does all the right tricks... and he learns so well!"
"Why don't you want the role, Hiei?" Yusuke asked. "It's the lead."
"It's probably some part with me being the queen of the dragons or katana women or something stupid..." Hiei snorted.
"But, Hiei, just listen to what part you are playing!" Yusuke yelled.
"I think we have to use plan B..." Kuwabara said.
"Oh God..." Yusuke sighed. He pointed his fan to Kurama. "KURAMA! YOU WILL BE JULIET!"
"Juliet?" Hiei whispered.
He pulled a bunch of desks together and made a tower, Kurama gripping to an end.
"ROMEO! OH ROMEO! WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO!"
"Yes! Hiei will do it!" Yusuke cheered.
All of a sudden, Kuronue came from the rubble of desks. "IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIET IS THE SUN!"
"EEEECCCCCCKKKKKK!" Hiei socked him. "NOT YOU! GET THE HELL AWAY!"
Yusuke just held the little ticket that gave him permision to join. "...."
Everyone turned around to see that Botan was trying to stab a nail into a voodoo doll that look slightly like Kurama.
"Holy shit..." Hiei yelled. "...no way you got permision...."
They looked down at a tag on the voodoo doll that said 'Permission to join'.
"I know that playing Romeo won't be easy... I might accidently blow someone up..." said a voice.
"KARASU?!" everyone gasped.
"BUT I'LL DO IT!" Karasu yelled, accidently blowing up a desk.
"Heh heh..." Kurama patted Hiei's back. "You have fun..."
Kuronue, Botan, and Karasu pouted, "YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE JULIET?!"
"Uh... Hiei will be... they just said... remember?" Kurama cocked his head.
"Oh well!" Kuronue sighed.
Hiei walked away.
Everyone else was shocked.
"CRAP!" Kurama yelled.
***
"Okay! the Drama Club Competion is soon to begin!" Yusuke announced, the day of the play's permier. "Ready?"
Hiei sat on a tree, searching madly for the 'Romeos'.
Kurama had finally given in and said he would be Romeo.
But the others still wanted the part.
"It seems Kurama won't make it, ne?" Kuronue asked.
"What a coward..." Karasu laughed.
Karasu lunged at Hiei.
Kurama came through a window. "HELL NO!"
Everyone sighed. "Still alive?"
"Oh! Thank goodness!" said a voice. "You are still alive! You are so dreamy!"
Kurama turned around to see a girl with a suspiciously long blue ponytail.
"You are so hunky!" she said dreamily, drooling. "Umm... here's a pie as a token of my gratitude!"
Kurama stared at the pie. "Um..."
the girl ran.
'Hehehehe...' Botan, the school girl, thought. 'If I can't have a love scene with him... no one will! I stole one of Karasu's bombs!'
Kurama shoved the pie back to her and ran.
KABOOM!
***
Everyone got on their costumes.
Everyone was ready.
"Romeo! Oh Romeo!" Hiei yelled. "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An evil cliffy! lol! Well, now it is just getting weird... okay... R&R! I am going to the Yankee game! Go Yanks!
Karasu: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Gabbi: WAAAAAHHHH! HIEI! KURAMA! HELP ME!
Karasu: I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!
Gabbi: ONEGAI, KARASU! CAN'T WE TALK?!
Karasu: BANG!
Gabbi: ONEGAI~~~~~~~~~~
Karasu: *stops*
Kurama and Hiei: Huh?
Karasu: *glomps Kurama*
Kurama: O.O! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~!
Hiei: KARASU!
Malik: *runs in* HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Karasu: Holy shit!
Gabbi: JUST GIT OFF OF KURAMA!
Malik: EVIL PERVERT!
Gabbi: Ack!
Karasu: *licks Kurama's ear* He's Miiinne!
Hiei: *faints*
Malik: *whacks Karasu on the head*
Karasu: @_@
Kurama: .O;
Hiei: ...........*twitch*
Malik: Thank you, minna! Good night! *leaves*
Gabbi: Oh thank you Malik-koi!
Kurama: *devestated*
Hiei: *uncountious*
Karasu: @__________@;
Gabbi: Okay! Let's reply!
TheUnlovedOutcast- Ohh... you are having so much fun...
Karasu: MEAT PRODUCTS!
Gabbi: *hits him*
Karasu: OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
Gabbi: *whacks him again*
Karasu: @_____________@;;;
Gabbi: Heh.
Joey, Ryu, and Vash- You guys are are having fun...
The real Eternal Sailor Earth- Working on it as we speak, you write good fics!
Katyfoxdemon2- Aw! You are just saying that!
Karasu: LAI!
Gabbi: *hits him countless times* AND STAY DEAD!
animegurl6- Okay! I started to read the fic! Now I will read the whole thing! And the kit's names are To be announced!
Karasu8- Ah... my dear Karasu8... do not fret.... Karasu is still going to come... and I have more Karasu/Kurama fics to post AND I have 2 Kuronue/Kurama fics! AND I have the Kurama Throw-Around.
Starr Dust- O_O; Wow... well... gomen nasai.. i know, i really shouldn't have snapped at everyone. personally, i have quite a grudge against subs... I know it was mean and rude... I know... you are very right. gomen nasai...
Saria19- AHH! Don't give me ideas!
Kurama: AHHHHHH!
Gabbi: Ooh...
HIEIhotsause- *hugs her* I don't think that's Karasu... he's right here...
Karasu: *not dead* THAT'S MY TWIN USARAK!
Hiei: Isn't that just Karasu just spelled backwards?
Karasu: HAI!
Gabbi: *hits him* Oh well!
Storm Elf- You are in luck. I have drawn the kits. You shall see them soon!
Oh, if ANYONE wants a pic of the kits, just tell me. Once I get a decent pictur of them, I'll send it to you!
Okay! Now we can start!
Karasu: @_________@
Hiei: _;
Kurama: ~_~
Gabbi: ^_____^;
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu's Girl AKA Kurama 1/2
Chapter 10: I Hate It When You Do That
***
Hiei was still licking his fingers when they made it back to the hospital.
They walked into the place and they sat in the waiting room again.
A nurse went up to Shiori to tell Kurama's progress. "She seems to be in a rather peaceful sleep at the moment. She was very lucky. A real tough girl."
Shiori nodded.
"You can see her if you like. She might be a sleep, though. The drugs left her drowsy."
Shiori nodded again. "Thank you so much."
She turned to Hiei. Hiei was talking to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
She smiled a little. "Hiei... come on... do you want to see Kurama?"
Hiei nodded. "Yeah."
The nurse pointed to the hall and told him where to go.
He darted to the room.
***
Kurama was sound asleep, wires connected from his arms to monitors showing his heart rate and everything. He looked innocent... and the girl body didn't help either...
Hiei just peered at his soft face, leaning on the cold wall.
"Kurama... c'mon... wake up..."
He could definetly feel the kit's ki now. It was stronger than ever.
"They're tough kits... like their mother..." Hiei noted.
Kurama let out a moan. His green eyes opened and he got up in a graceful motion. "Hiei...?"
Hiei was just as surprised as he was. "You are okay..."
Kurama nodded. "Yeah... I guess I survived!"
Hiei walked over and punched his shoulder lightly. "Baka."
Kurama smiled and laughed. "Aren't we all?"
Hiei smirked. "You gotta stop pulling all these freaks who love you off the street!"
"Whatever, Hiei. I mean, you shouldn't be talking..." Kurama pushed his hair by his face like a girl. "I am a big scawy Fo'bidden Child who's now listenin' to a widdle ol' girl like mwe!"
"Oi!" Hiei yelled. "At least I didn't go and get myself blown up by the same guy...TWICE!"
"You shouldn't talk!"
"Oh, is that so?"
"Yeah! And once I am out of this girl body I suggest you watch out!"
"Whatever..." Hiei snorted. "...to quote what Yusuke and Kuwabara said before I came in here, 'Mommy! Mommy! Kurama's gonna be a mommy~~'~"
(A/N: That, if you notice, was from an earlier Kurama 1/2-type fic called A Demon's Curse. That and another fic were the first 2 fics that lead to the idea of Kurama 1/2. In both, Kurama was cursed and became pregnant, in one version Kuronue was even in it. It was great, but I think Kurama 1/2 is better, ne?)
"Hey! They didn't!"
"But they did..." Hiei smirked.
"Whatever.. I am going to sleep!" Kurama laid his head on the pillow.
Hiei smirked. "sweet dreams."
He left the room.
***WEEK LATER***
"So, Kurama finally got the OK to go?" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah," Hiei said, sipping his soda.
"Great!" Yusuke said, taking a swig of soda.
"Yep..." Hiei said.
"You aren't very chatty, ne, Hiei?" Yusuke laughed.
"Not in the mood..." Hiei snorted.
"You've become rather nice ever since Kurama's conflict brewed..."
"You try and handle a pregnant woman..."
"...True..."
"Ya got that right!"
"So..."
"Yeah..."
(A/N: As you can see, I am in a minor block of what to do at this one moment...)
****Week Later****
"Welcome home, Kurama-san!" Yukina cheered.
"Beinvenidos!" Keiko said, smirking at her billingeral abilities.
Kurama just sighed, walking into the house like it was nothing.
To him, it WAS nothing.
The kits were going to be the thing that had to matter the most.
He closed the door to his room and laid on the bed.
"Saa..." he tried to roll on his stomach, but it didn't go too well...
He got up and grabbed a manga.
Ranma 1/2.
'Gawd... this one...' Kurama thought. 'It's like a mirrior of my life... a guy who changes to a girl and 2 people who are in love with me fighting like this...'
He opened up the graphic novel.
It was the chapter of the seventh volume titled "Romeo? Romeo? Romeo?!"
His eyes danced across the pages.
And after awhile, Ranma was not Ranma.
And Akane was not Akane.
He felt his head hit the bed.
And he was dreaming.
***DrEaMlAnD***
"ONEGAI!" Yusuke begged Hiei. "Onegai, Hiei! Please play the part!"
"I HATE being in plays! Don't you ever give up?" Hiei asked, dressed like a little school girl.
"No one can play this part but you!" Kuwabara yelled, dressed as Godzilla.
"I have an idea!" Hiei yelled.
He looked to Kurama, who was playing Poker with some friends.
"OH KURAMA~~~!" He yelled, magically getting a pail of cold water.
Kurama, who was in his male form, was pumled with some water, became a girl.\
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Kurama yelled.
"It... it can't be...." Yusuke gasped.
"KURAMA OF THE CROSS-DRESSERS!" Kuwabara bowed.
"I AM NOT CROSS-DRESSING!" Kurama yelled.
"Oh! Do tell!" one of Kurama's friends asked.
Hiei smiled. "He is perfect for the job! He does all the right tricks... and he learns so well!"
"Why don't you want the role, Hiei?" Yusuke asked. "It's the lead."
"It's probably some part with me being the queen of the dragons or katana women or something stupid..." Hiei snorted.
"But, Hiei, just listen to what part you are playing!" Yusuke yelled.
"I think we have to use plan B..." Kuwabara said.
"Oh God..." Yusuke sighed. He pointed his fan to Kurama. "KURAMA! YOU WILL BE JULIET!"
"Juliet?" Hiei whispered.
He pulled a bunch of desks together and made a tower, Kurama gripping to an end.
"ROMEO! OH ROMEO! WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO!"
"Yes! Hiei will do it!" Yusuke cheered.
All of a sudden, Kuronue came from the rubble of desks. "IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIET IS THE SUN!"
"EEEECCCCCCKKKKKK!" Hiei socked him. "NOT YOU! GET THE HELL AWAY!"
Yusuke just held the little ticket that gave him permision to join. "...."
Everyone turned around to see that Botan was trying to stab a nail into a voodoo doll that look slightly like Kurama.
"Holy shit..." Hiei yelled. "...no way you got permision...."
They looked down at a tag on the voodoo doll that said 'Permission to join'.
"I know that playing Romeo won't be easy... I might accidently blow someone up..." said a voice.
"KARASU?!" everyone gasped.
"BUT I'LL DO IT!" Karasu yelled, accidently blowing up a desk.
"Heh heh..." Kurama patted Hiei's back. "You have fun..."
Kuronue, Botan, and Karasu pouted, "YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE JULIET?!"
"Uh... Hiei will be... they just said... remember?" Kurama cocked his head.
"Oh well!" Kuronue sighed.
Hiei walked away.
Everyone else was shocked.
"CRAP!" Kurama yelled.
***
"Okay! the Drama Club Competion is soon to begin!" Yusuke announced, the day of the play's permier. "Ready?"
Hiei sat on a tree, searching madly for the 'Romeos'.
Kurama had finally given in and said he would be Romeo.
But the others still wanted the part.
"It seems Kurama won't make it, ne?" Kuronue asked.
"What a coward..." Karasu laughed.
Karasu lunged at Hiei.
Kurama came through a window. "HELL NO!"
Everyone sighed. "Still alive?"
"Oh! Thank goodness!" said a voice. "You are still alive! You are so dreamy!"
Kurama turned around to see a girl with a suspiciously long blue ponytail.
"You are so hunky!" she said dreamily, drooling. "Umm... here's a pie as a token of my gratitude!"
Kurama stared at the pie. "Um..."
the girl ran.
'Hehehehe...' Botan, the school girl, thought. 'If I can't have a love scene with him... no one will! I stole one of Karasu's bombs!'
Kurama shoved the pie back to her and ran.
KABOOM!
***
Everyone got on their costumes.
Everyone was ready.
"Romeo! Oh Romeo!" Hiei yelled. "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An evil cliffy! lol! Well, now it is just getting weird... okay... R&R! I am going to the Yankee game! Go Yanks!