Gabbi: Meepers... I am really stuck on dat Magic of the Heart...
Kurama: Are you trying to reframe a yaoi love scene?
Gabbi: Yup. It's pretty half and half. Everyone is wanting the yaoi love and not wanting it.
Karasu: Do what you wanna. Who gives a damn about what happens?
Gabbi: That's why I love you, Karasu-Chan.
Kurama: What about me?! I am better than that CROW!
Gabbi: Look, Karasu is scary as hell, but I love him too.
Kurama: Oo; Okay... like your love for Ash Ketchem of Pokemon?
Gabbi: Look, Pokemon is gay, but Ash is awesome! I loved the part in the movie when he turned to stone!
Kurama and Karasu: And... so...
Gabbi: It's how I like my bishounen; tortured.
Karasu and Kurama: *look at eachother* Ooh...
Gabbi: So, Karasu, have you gotten over Kurama?
Karasu: Long as the air makes my hair turns blonde, my love for Kurama shall never die.
Kurama: Well... That's sweet... OO;
Karasu: I love when you do that, koi.
Kurama: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Gabbi: ladies and gentalmen, this is Kurama/Karasu at its finest...
Kurama: UGH!
Karasu: HAH! This is a R rated fic! I can do basically whatever I want! I can say the F word!
Kurama: Why don't you?
Karasu: Gabbi don't like the F word used in my terms... ;;
Gabbi: You can say it.
Karasu: F***! Damn! It goes like F*** not the word!
Gabbi: Hah!
Kurama: Oh Inari...
Gabbi: C'mon Karasu!
Karasu: F***! F***! F***!
Gabbi: LOL! Lmao!
Kurama: Now that is just torture in Gabbi's Terms...
Karasu: Look! I think I got it! Fcuk! Dammit! No!
Gabbi: Oh how CLUMSEY of me... ^^
Karasu: FCUK! FCUK!
Gabbi: This is so funny!
Kurama: Riight...
Gabbi: Okay, Karasu, I'll reply, you keep on trying...
Karasu: YOU SUCK!
Gabbi: Me knows!
Karasu: *keeps trying to say it*
Kurama: --; Least he is not making out with me... or trying to...
Karasu: DON'T JINYX IT!
Gabbi: Saa...:
Katyfoxdemon2- I love that chapter too! It is sooo funny! I had to pick a chapter that had the whole bunch of the lovers. It was fun!
Dragon Ladysupreme- Karasu can be hot! See? *kisses Karasu*
*runs to sink and brushes teeth* SEE?
Karasu: No one loves me...
Kurama: I do...
Karasu: Really?
Kurama: No.
Karasu: T_T; wai...
Gabbi: ......
Draconia SilverFlame- It WAS serious. Kurama is dreaming, remember? Really, do you really think that a fic by ME will be constantly serious?
Saria19- Welcome to the club.
Who do you think it is?- LOL, oh boys... didn't he finally read it? I am sure Ryu was thinking about that... whoo...
Tari Laitaine- I know what you mean. Addiction fics that are gross... you can analyze it. I like that stuff.
HIEIhotsause- Aww... you no feel the love?
Starr Dust- I am an "avid Yankee Fan" as my Spanish teacher says. I am sooo pissed at the pitcher! How dare he do that! And all that other crap... GO YANKEES! FRY THE MARLINS!
Karasu: ?? eh?
Kurama: Don't worry...
Gabbi: Heh
animegurl6- Okay... 1) Kurama is having twins I think I have said. *looks at Caroline* *Caroline nods* okay... and 2) They have names. 3) GOD NO! NO HIEI/KUWABARA OR KARASU/KUWABARA! Karasu and Hiei don't deserve that! 4) DVDs are God. 5) I love those quotes and 6) THE KURAMA/KARASU FIGHTS ROCK!
Joey-D- Don't worry, minna, I am moving the site to my friend's domain. *glomps Gracie* thanks...
Kurama: NOW WE MUST DO THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!
Gabbi: What?
Kurama: Start the fic before Karasu humps me!
Karasu: *grins evily*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu's Girl AKA Kurama 1/2
Chapter 11: Dreams are REALLY Weird...
***
"JULIET!" Karasu yelled, jumping from the back.
"THAT'S ROMEO?!" Keiko yelled from the crowd.
"NO WAY! I AM ROMEO!" yelled Kuronue.
"NO! I AM!" Kurama yelled, crushing Kuronue into the ground.
"Gomen nasai," Kurama then said, giving him the victory sign. "We're partners and all... but this has to be..."
"OKAY!" Shizuru yelled. "Who is the real Romeo?!"
Yukina, her, and Keiko put up signs. "Bachelor number 1, 2, 3?"
"Oh Kurama..." Botan said, coming from the senery and grabbing his leg.
"ARGH!" Hiei whacked her and knocked her off.
"JULIET!" Kurama yelled,
"Oh Romeo!" Hiei laughed.
"Oh crap!" the Romeo wanna-bes moaned.
There was a pause.
"Aren't they suppose to talk?" Rebecca asked.
"It's a dramatic pause, dolt!" Gabbi hollared.
"I love these sappy scenes.." Caroline sniffed. "Even if I don't support Hiei/Kurama..."
(A/N: Yes... cameos from the Daichi...)
"Oh, Juliet..." Kurama asked. "Did you learn your lines?"
"Uh... no... I was hoping you did..." Hiei blushed.
"EMBRACE!" Yusuke yelled to them.
"Ah..." Kurama sweatdropped.
"Just do as I say!" Yusuke yelled.
"Okay!" Kurama said, getting serious. "O, Juliet!"
"R-romeo!" Hiei yelled.
"Uh..." Kurama blanked out, he hoped Hiei knew the lines...
"KISS!" Yusuke yelled, along with many hungry yaoi fangirls.
"YEAH! GO!" they screamed. "WE KNOW HIEI IS A GUY! GO! GO! LET'S SEE A LEMON SCENE!"
"Uh..." Kurama and Hiei sweatdropped.
"GOOOO!" they yelled in hoards.
Hiei looked at Kurama. "Noo..."
"Nani?!" Kurama asked.
"I can't kiss you!" Hiei exclaimed.
"Nani?!" Kurama yelled again. "NAZE!"
"Hentai! behind you!" he yelled.
Karasu was behind Kurama. "Uh... no I'm not..."
Kurama punched him.
Karasu hit the ground.
"Now?" Kurama asked.
"I can't in public!" Hiei yelled.
"ARGH!" Kurama yelled.
"NOOOO!" the yaoi fangirls screamed.
Botan snickered and flipped Kurama off the stage. "I wanted to kiss you, but Hiei will do!"
The yaoi fangirls pouted. "WE WANT YAOI!"
Kanji King rose up. "SHUT UP, BAKAS!"
Kurama slipped into the backstage and found some cold water. He went into his girl form and...
***
"JULIET!" Kuronue yelled, realizing the show must go on.
"Oh, Romeo!" Hiei yelled, trying to play along.
"OI! AT LEAST THE ROMEO SHOULD BE GOOD LOOKING!" Karasu yelled as he shoved Kuronue away.
Kuwabara narrated. "And so, the ugly crow took Juliet captive..."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN UGLY CROW?!" Karasu yelled.
Someone grabbed him and Kuronue.
"Oh, Karasu, Kuronue...."
"KURAMA!" they gasped.
"Heh heh..." Kurama took out a bottle of sake. He was dressed as Juliet.
"WHAT?! A new Juliet?!" Mee Mee yelled.
"I think she's cute!" Joey drooled.
Hiei was tied up in a corner...
"WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kuronue yelled, drunk as hell.
Karasu was a pretty strong guy when it came to achole...
Kurama took the drunk Kuronue and threw him off stage.
Maruken and several other Kuronue fans pouted.
Karasu came out of nowhere and glomped Kurama.
"OH INARI!" Kurama kicked him.
Several Karasu haters clapped.
Other people just gasped at the strenght.
"HERE YA GO!" Karasu came back with a bottle of sake.
Kurama sucked it all in.
"HEY YOU!" Mrs. Eckle, the principal, yelled, "DRINKING BY MINORS IS ILLEGAL!"
"IT'S LOVE'S DUE!" Karasu yelled, blowing up some of the principal's path.
"Oh..." she said.
Kurama stood drunkly in front of Karasu. "Okies..."
Kurama stubbled over and fell asleep.
"Poor Romeo..." Kuwabara pouted. "Finding his love so fair, dead..."
"Thus.. a kiss I die.." Karasu said, about to kiss Kurama.
"I think you got the wrong Juliet!" Hiei yelled, with his katana.
Karasu smirked and his hands glowed a green ki. "YOU WANNA FIGHT, HENTAI?!"
He charged. "ON GUARD!"
Hiei kept blocking.
"WAKE UP YOU FOOL!" Demon Dog screamed.
"Yeah!" Karen yelled. "Your boyfriend needs you!"
Karasu snorted. 'The show must go on... even if it is not with Kurama!"
He lunged foward ready to kiss Hiei.
"TWO-TIMER!" Kurama yelled, whacking him on the head.
"IT'S MY SCENE!" Hiei yelled.
"Oh really?" Kurama asked. "With KARASU?!"
"Hey, do you WANNA get killed by the teachers and everyone?" Hiei asked.
Kurama looked at Karasu and brought him up. "I heard that you win a prize if you are the best play. I am gonna kiss no matter who it is!"
SMACK! Kurama kissed Karasu on the lips.
Non-Yaoi fangirls and Yaoi fangirls alike gasped. "THEY DID IT!"
"Oh, Kurama!" Karasu gasped, tape on his lips.
"Even with the tape it's gross..." Kurama snorted.
Kurama tied him and threw him off the stage.
"YOSH! I got kissed!" Karasu gasped.
Kurama slipped out, in the boy form and wearing the Romeo costume.
Hiei was in the corner. "You really hate me enough to kiss Karasu?"
SMACK! Kurama was smacked.
"I guess I know where I stand..." Hiei yelled, walking away.
***
Hiei ripped off the costume. "I quit!"
"But there is only one more scene!" Yusuke yelled.
"Yeah!" Kurama yelled. "I kissed Karasu for this thing!"
Hiei snorted. "You know you loved it... gaylord..."
"WHAT?! I PUT TAPE ON HIS FACE IT WAS SO GROSS!" Kurama yelled.
"So you think..." Hiei snapped.
"They're back!" everyone gasped.
"OH KURAMA!" Karasu yelled, still tied. "I AM SORRY THAT I CONSIDERED KISSING HIEI! I LOVED THE KISS SO MUCH!"
Hiei snorted.
Kurama. "Why do you still have the stupid tape on your face?" Kurama asked.
"A symbol of my love," Karasu said.
"SEE, HIEI!" Kurama yelled, punching Karasu.
Botan came behind Hiei and knocked him out.
"AHH!" Kurama yelled.
"One step closer and I kill Hiei!" Botan yelled.
"You little..." Kurama yelled.
"Let's go, Juliet!" Botan laughed evily.
Karasu came and socked Botan. "IT IS I WHO IS STILL ROMEO!"
"SHUT UP!" Kurama hit her.
Kurama held the unconcious Hiei. "WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO FINISH!"
Kuwabara sighed. "...and so, Juliet does not awaken..."
***
"Juliet lays in a coffin in her unconiscious state waiting for the lips of the the one she loves to awake her..." Kuwabara said.
"Isn't that Sleeping Beauty?" Kanji King asked.
"Hai..." Gabbi sighed.
Kurama stared at Hiei. "....he's gonna kill me..."
Kurama looked at Hiei and then at the crowd, sweat pouring down his face. "I have to do it! I have to see what the prize is! It might get me out of this body!"
"Here it goes!" Kurama yelled.
"Hurry up! Kiss 'im!" everyone yelled.
"Admit it, Kurama! You can't do it!" Karasu yelled. "Now get back in the dress and..."
WHACK! Kurama punched him.
"AHH! I WISH IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD!" Kurama complained.
Hiei tugged on a side-lock of Kurama's hair.
"Oh, Romeo..." he said.
"How long have you been awake?!" Kurama yelled.
"Just let's get it over with..." Hiei snorted.
Kurama looked at Hiei. "I don't wanna do anything that'll force you..."
"I'll make it easy..." Hiei said, grabbing Kurama's face.
And their lips met.
Everyone gasped. "THEY DID IT!"
And several Rabid non-yaoi fangirls chased Gabbi out.
"THE WINNERS!" the judges cheered.
And Kurama and Hiei looked at the judges as they pointed to a display of fruits and candies and two young girls. One with long black hair and the other with red...~~
The dream ended.
"What the..." Kurama started.
He looked up. "GAH! KARASU!"
He nearly fell off the bed, but Hiei caught him. "Since when do I look like Karasu?"
Kurama sighed. "Gomen..."
Hiei smiled. "It's okay..."
"Better get something to eat... I am starving..."
Hiei nodded. "The craving today is..."
"Cheese-dipped Pocky... I always wanted to see how that tasted..." Kurama laughed.
"Uh... right..." Hiei rolled his eyes. "Cheese..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu and Kurama: WTF?
Karasu: Eh... close enough...
Kurama: Cheese-dipped Pocky?
Gabbi: I am bored! Anyway, people, leave a review! For every review you are helping innocent bishounen with red hair get tortured! So go and hit the button!
Kurama: O_O
Kurama: Are you trying to reframe a yaoi love scene?
Gabbi: Yup. It's pretty half and half. Everyone is wanting the yaoi love and not wanting it.
Karasu: Do what you wanna. Who gives a damn about what happens?
Gabbi: That's why I love you, Karasu-Chan.
Kurama: What about me?! I am better than that CROW!
Gabbi: Look, Karasu is scary as hell, but I love him too.
Kurama: Oo; Okay... like your love for Ash Ketchem of Pokemon?
Gabbi: Look, Pokemon is gay, but Ash is awesome! I loved the part in the movie when he turned to stone!
Kurama and Karasu: And... so...
Gabbi: It's how I like my bishounen; tortured.
Karasu and Kurama: *look at eachother* Ooh...
Gabbi: So, Karasu, have you gotten over Kurama?
Karasu: Long as the air makes my hair turns blonde, my love for Kurama shall never die.
Kurama: Well... That's sweet... OO;
Karasu: I love when you do that, koi.
Kurama: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Gabbi: ladies and gentalmen, this is Kurama/Karasu at its finest...
Kurama: UGH!
Karasu: HAH! This is a R rated fic! I can do basically whatever I want! I can say the F word!
Kurama: Why don't you?
Karasu: Gabbi don't like the F word used in my terms... ;;
Gabbi: You can say it.
Karasu: F***! Damn! It goes like F*** not the word!
Gabbi: Hah!
Kurama: Oh Inari...
Gabbi: C'mon Karasu!
Karasu: F***! F***! F***!
Gabbi: LOL! Lmao!
Kurama: Now that is just torture in Gabbi's Terms...
Karasu: Look! I think I got it! Fcuk! Dammit! No!
Gabbi: Oh how CLUMSEY of me... ^^
Karasu: FCUK! FCUK!
Gabbi: This is so funny!
Kurama: Riight...
Gabbi: Okay, Karasu, I'll reply, you keep on trying...
Karasu: YOU SUCK!
Gabbi: Me knows!
Karasu: *keeps trying to say it*
Kurama: --; Least he is not making out with me... or trying to...
Karasu: DON'T JINYX IT!
Gabbi: Saa...:
Katyfoxdemon2- I love that chapter too! It is sooo funny! I had to pick a chapter that had the whole bunch of the lovers. It was fun!
Dragon Ladysupreme- Karasu can be hot! See? *kisses Karasu*
*runs to sink and brushes teeth* SEE?
Karasu: No one loves me...
Kurama: I do...
Karasu: Really?
Kurama: No.
Karasu: T_T; wai...
Gabbi: ......
Draconia SilverFlame- It WAS serious. Kurama is dreaming, remember? Really, do you really think that a fic by ME will be constantly serious?
Saria19- Welcome to the club.
Who do you think it is?- LOL, oh boys... didn't he finally read it? I am sure Ryu was thinking about that... whoo...
Tari Laitaine- I know what you mean. Addiction fics that are gross... you can analyze it. I like that stuff.
HIEIhotsause- Aww... you no feel the love?
Starr Dust- I am an "avid Yankee Fan" as my Spanish teacher says. I am sooo pissed at the pitcher! How dare he do that! And all that other crap... GO YANKEES! FRY THE MARLINS!
Karasu: ?? eh?
Kurama: Don't worry...
Gabbi: Heh
animegurl6- Okay... 1) Kurama is having twins I think I have said. *looks at Caroline* *Caroline nods* okay... and 2) They have names. 3) GOD NO! NO HIEI/KUWABARA OR KARASU/KUWABARA! Karasu and Hiei don't deserve that! 4) DVDs are God. 5) I love those quotes and 6) THE KURAMA/KARASU FIGHTS ROCK!
Joey-D- Don't worry, minna, I am moving the site to my friend's domain. *glomps Gracie* thanks...
Kurama: NOW WE MUST DO THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!
Gabbi: What?
Kurama: Start the fic before Karasu humps me!
Karasu: *grins evily*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu's Girl AKA Kurama 1/2
Chapter 11: Dreams are REALLY Weird...
***
"JULIET!" Karasu yelled, jumping from the back.
"THAT'S ROMEO?!" Keiko yelled from the crowd.
"NO WAY! I AM ROMEO!" yelled Kuronue.
"NO! I AM!" Kurama yelled, crushing Kuronue into the ground.
"Gomen nasai," Kurama then said, giving him the victory sign. "We're partners and all... but this has to be..."
"OKAY!" Shizuru yelled. "Who is the real Romeo?!"
Yukina, her, and Keiko put up signs. "Bachelor number 1, 2, 3?"
"Oh Kurama..." Botan said, coming from the senery and grabbing his leg.
"ARGH!" Hiei whacked her and knocked her off.
"JULIET!" Kurama yelled,
"Oh Romeo!" Hiei laughed.
"Oh crap!" the Romeo wanna-bes moaned.
There was a pause.
"Aren't they suppose to talk?" Rebecca asked.
"It's a dramatic pause, dolt!" Gabbi hollared.
"I love these sappy scenes.." Caroline sniffed. "Even if I don't support Hiei/Kurama..."
(A/N: Yes... cameos from the Daichi...)
"Oh, Juliet..." Kurama asked. "Did you learn your lines?"
"Uh... no... I was hoping you did..." Hiei blushed.
"EMBRACE!" Yusuke yelled to them.
"Ah..." Kurama sweatdropped.
"Just do as I say!" Yusuke yelled.
"Okay!" Kurama said, getting serious. "O, Juliet!"
"R-romeo!" Hiei yelled.
"Uh..." Kurama blanked out, he hoped Hiei knew the lines...
"KISS!" Yusuke yelled, along with many hungry yaoi fangirls.
"YEAH! GO!" they screamed. "WE KNOW HIEI IS A GUY! GO! GO! LET'S SEE A LEMON SCENE!"
"Uh..." Kurama and Hiei sweatdropped.
"GOOOO!" they yelled in hoards.
Hiei looked at Kurama. "Noo..."
"Nani?!" Kurama asked.
"I can't kiss you!" Hiei exclaimed.
"Nani?!" Kurama yelled again. "NAZE!"
"Hentai! behind you!" he yelled.
Karasu was behind Kurama. "Uh... no I'm not..."
Kurama punched him.
Karasu hit the ground.
"Now?" Kurama asked.
"I can't in public!" Hiei yelled.
"ARGH!" Kurama yelled.
"NOOOO!" the yaoi fangirls screamed.
Botan snickered and flipped Kurama off the stage. "I wanted to kiss you, but Hiei will do!"
The yaoi fangirls pouted. "WE WANT YAOI!"
Kanji King rose up. "SHUT UP, BAKAS!"
Kurama slipped into the backstage and found some cold water. He went into his girl form and...
***
"JULIET!" Kuronue yelled, realizing the show must go on.
"Oh, Romeo!" Hiei yelled, trying to play along.
"OI! AT LEAST THE ROMEO SHOULD BE GOOD LOOKING!" Karasu yelled as he shoved Kuronue away.
Kuwabara narrated. "And so, the ugly crow took Juliet captive..."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN UGLY CROW?!" Karasu yelled.
Someone grabbed him and Kuronue.
"Oh, Karasu, Kuronue...."
"KURAMA!" they gasped.
"Heh heh..." Kurama took out a bottle of sake. He was dressed as Juliet.
"WHAT?! A new Juliet?!" Mee Mee yelled.
"I think she's cute!" Joey drooled.
Hiei was tied up in a corner...
"WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kuronue yelled, drunk as hell.
Karasu was a pretty strong guy when it came to achole...
Kurama took the drunk Kuronue and threw him off stage.
Maruken and several other Kuronue fans pouted.
Karasu came out of nowhere and glomped Kurama.
"OH INARI!" Kurama kicked him.
Several Karasu haters clapped.
Other people just gasped at the strenght.
"HERE YA GO!" Karasu came back with a bottle of sake.
Kurama sucked it all in.
"HEY YOU!" Mrs. Eckle, the principal, yelled, "DRINKING BY MINORS IS ILLEGAL!"
"IT'S LOVE'S DUE!" Karasu yelled, blowing up some of the principal's path.
"Oh..." she said.
Kurama stood drunkly in front of Karasu. "Okies..."
Kurama stubbled over and fell asleep.
"Poor Romeo..." Kuwabara pouted. "Finding his love so fair, dead..."
"Thus.. a kiss I die.." Karasu said, about to kiss Kurama.
"I think you got the wrong Juliet!" Hiei yelled, with his katana.
Karasu smirked and his hands glowed a green ki. "YOU WANNA FIGHT, HENTAI?!"
He charged. "ON GUARD!"
Hiei kept blocking.
"WAKE UP YOU FOOL!" Demon Dog screamed.
"Yeah!" Karen yelled. "Your boyfriend needs you!"
Karasu snorted. 'The show must go on... even if it is not with Kurama!"
He lunged foward ready to kiss Hiei.
"TWO-TIMER!" Kurama yelled, whacking him on the head.
"IT'S MY SCENE!" Hiei yelled.
"Oh really?" Kurama asked. "With KARASU?!"
"Hey, do you WANNA get killed by the teachers and everyone?" Hiei asked.
Kurama looked at Karasu and brought him up. "I heard that you win a prize if you are the best play. I am gonna kiss no matter who it is!"
SMACK! Kurama kissed Karasu on the lips.
Non-Yaoi fangirls and Yaoi fangirls alike gasped. "THEY DID IT!"
"Oh, Kurama!" Karasu gasped, tape on his lips.
"Even with the tape it's gross..." Kurama snorted.
Kurama tied him and threw him off the stage.
"YOSH! I got kissed!" Karasu gasped.
Kurama slipped out, in the boy form and wearing the Romeo costume.
Hiei was in the corner. "You really hate me enough to kiss Karasu?"
SMACK! Kurama was smacked.
"I guess I know where I stand..." Hiei yelled, walking away.
***
Hiei ripped off the costume. "I quit!"
"But there is only one more scene!" Yusuke yelled.
"Yeah!" Kurama yelled. "I kissed Karasu for this thing!"
Hiei snorted. "You know you loved it... gaylord..."
"WHAT?! I PUT TAPE ON HIS FACE IT WAS SO GROSS!" Kurama yelled.
"So you think..." Hiei snapped.
"They're back!" everyone gasped.
"OH KURAMA!" Karasu yelled, still tied. "I AM SORRY THAT I CONSIDERED KISSING HIEI! I LOVED THE KISS SO MUCH!"
Hiei snorted.
Kurama. "Why do you still have the stupid tape on your face?" Kurama asked.
"A symbol of my love," Karasu said.
"SEE, HIEI!" Kurama yelled, punching Karasu.
Botan came behind Hiei and knocked him out.
"AHH!" Kurama yelled.
"One step closer and I kill Hiei!" Botan yelled.
"You little..." Kurama yelled.
"Let's go, Juliet!" Botan laughed evily.
Karasu came and socked Botan. "IT IS I WHO IS STILL ROMEO!"
"SHUT UP!" Kurama hit her.
Kurama held the unconcious Hiei. "WAKE UP! WE HAVE TO FINISH!"
Kuwabara sighed. "...and so, Juliet does not awaken..."
***
"Juliet lays in a coffin in her unconiscious state waiting for the lips of the the one she loves to awake her..." Kuwabara said.
"Isn't that Sleeping Beauty?" Kanji King asked.
"Hai..." Gabbi sighed.
Kurama stared at Hiei. "....he's gonna kill me..."
Kurama looked at Hiei and then at the crowd, sweat pouring down his face. "I have to do it! I have to see what the prize is! It might get me out of this body!"
"Here it goes!" Kurama yelled.
"Hurry up! Kiss 'im!" everyone yelled.
"Admit it, Kurama! You can't do it!" Karasu yelled. "Now get back in the dress and..."
WHACK! Kurama punched him.
"AHH! I WISH IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD!" Kurama complained.
Hiei tugged on a side-lock of Kurama's hair.
"Oh, Romeo..." he said.
"How long have you been awake?!" Kurama yelled.
"Just let's get it over with..." Hiei snorted.
Kurama looked at Hiei. "I don't wanna do anything that'll force you..."
"I'll make it easy..." Hiei said, grabbing Kurama's face.
And their lips met.
Everyone gasped. "THEY DID IT!"
And several Rabid non-yaoi fangirls chased Gabbi out.
"THE WINNERS!" the judges cheered.
And Kurama and Hiei looked at the judges as they pointed to a display of fruits and candies and two young girls. One with long black hair and the other with red...~~
The dream ended.
"What the..." Kurama started.
He looked up. "GAH! KARASU!"
He nearly fell off the bed, but Hiei caught him. "Since when do I look like Karasu?"
Kurama sighed. "Gomen..."
Hiei smiled. "It's okay..."
"Better get something to eat... I am starving..."
Hiei nodded. "The craving today is..."
"Cheese-dipped Pocky... I always wanted to see how that tasted..." Kurama laughed.
"Uh... right..." Hiei rolled his eyes. "Cheese..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Karasu and Kurama: WTF?
Karasu: Eh... close enough...
Kurama: Cheese-dipped Pocky?
Gabbi: I am bored! Anyway, people, leave a review! For every review you are helping innocent bishounen with red hair get tortured! So go and hit the button!
Kurama: O_O