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Chapter Two: Ranma
I woke up at about eight at night to my mother. She said I took one bite of that food Akane made and passed out. That sucks because now Akane'll be mad or really sad. Either way I'm probably going to have to eat more of that crud. She needs to get better at that.
Now I remember my idea. I'm going to help Akane make better food. I'll start tomorrow, for now I'm going to the Cat Café to get some ramen. Hopefully Shampoo isn't there at the moment because she'll be all over me. I bet Akane's around and if she knew I went to get food she kill me so I went out my window and ran to the Cat Café.
"Hiya. One ramen please." I said with a smile entering the café.
"Ranma! You and I will fight now!" I looked to the person behind the counter to find an angered Mousse.
"Oh how ya' doing Mousse?" I said easily dodging one of his chain strikes. "It was a nice day right?" I moved from his other attack. "What are you doing?" I said tying all his chains together.
"Shampoo won't go out with me because of you, and I will fight you to get her to want me."
"So it's just the usual? I thought it was important." I said with a sigh. For once I want an interesting fight, or at least something not over a girl. That challenge from Ryoga probably is over Akane, but I will fight that battle. A lot of times I never really want to fight over Shampoo and other things, but if I declined I would bring shame to the Saotome name as well as the school.
"This is not the usual! We fight now!" Mousse jumped at me hitting me out of the place. I guess I'll hafta fight.
"Okay then bring it moron." I said rising and getting ready to fight. It's better to fight outside anyway. He tried to hit me with his duck potty and I blocked with my foot and moved back. I hit him with my fist and stepped back to prepare my next attack.
"You stand no challenge!" He went to strike me as I backed up to dodge and I felt something on my foot. I glanced down and saw the curb and fell back into a stand of vegetables and I felt a piece of the wooden stand enter my right side.
"Blasted." I stood, but the pain in my side stopped me and I was hit by Mousse's ball and chain and fell to the concrete. I lost to him, well not to him, I tripped myself. "This sucks." I grabbed the splinter in my side ripping it out and lied there on the walk in a daze. I did notice Mousse dancing about the street. That's a cheap victory for him. "Are you really happy with a win as pathetic as this?"
"Any win is a win in my book." Mousse said with crossed arms. Why is it I'm the only martial artist who believes in true victories? All the others just want to win anyway they can.
"This means you can date Shampoo if you beat her." I said finally sitting up and looking at him. He wore a stupid grin and was near crying tears of joy. However this helps with my plans of being with Akane, because this will get rid of Shampoo. "Mousse I got a plan you could help me with that will benefit us both." I got this really great idea to get rid of that Chinese amazon who tends to hang around my neck when I don't want her. After this I'll have the perfect chance to tell Akane I love her without having to deal with Shampoo.
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Mallet_Woman