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Chapter Three: Ranma

After talking with Mousse I came up with a good plan. I would have dinner with Shampoo, and then he would come in and defeat her. Then he can marry Shampoo since he beat her and me which means he's stronger than I am. I'll have to fight him again to prove otherwise because I don't like to be beaten. I'll have to really kick his butt too so he won't gloat anymore. That's my job.

"Ranma!" Shampoo jumped on me right when I entered the restaurant. I hate it when she does that.

"Hey Shampoo. How about some ramen." I said with a fake smile.

"Shampoo go make and we eat." She said going back to the kitchen and beginning to cook with that big smile. Why is she so happy that I'd want food? She's always been way too hyper I think.

"We can have a dinner just us two." I said sitting down at a table.

"Shampoo so happy."

"Uh huh. Ranma happy too." I felt like barfing talking cute like that. It's enough to make me stab myself many times.

"Ramen ready!" Shampoo quickly sat across form me placing a bowl of ramen in front of me.

"Ranma!" I turned to see Akane at the door. She looked so hurt and I was just surprised that she came.

"A-Akane? What are you doing here?" This sucks because my plan to get rid of Shampoo was failing. Akane's messed up all my plans to be with her. She'll probably beat me into the ground because of this.

"Violent girl what you do here?" I hate that Shampoo said that because that will just make Akane's beating worse.

"What is Ranma doing here?" Akane was pissed off and I was trying to figure out a way to get out of this without everyone so mad. There really isn't anything I can say and still not lose my dignity. Why'd Akane have to show up right now?

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Today was my first day of my last year of school. It sucked. So why don't you guys give me four reviews to lighten my mood. Then I'll put up the next chapter that will be a package. The next update will be Akane and Ranma together.