Timmy, Trixie, Cosmo, and Wanda appeared in the middle of one of the card streets of Fairy World. Timmy and Trixie had to catch their breath from running away from Crocker while Cosmo and Wanda floated around a bit.
"Good thing you said 'the four of us' instead of 'we,' Trixie," Cosmo said, "or we'd have brought Mr. Crazy to Fairy World! Timmy's made that mistake a LOT!" Wait," he looked around, "I got to say Timmy's name when comparing him to Trixie? I didn't get my mouth shut! All right!!!!" he started flying around and shouting "Wee!"
"We can't just hide in Fairy World, you know," Wanda said, "Crocker's got everyone at school suspicious. It's only a matter of time before the news gets out across the town, and then across the state, and then across the nation, and then across the world!"
"Right," Timmy nodded, "Trixie, you need to wish..."
"Got it," she answered, and turned to Cosmo and Wanda, "I wish..." before she could make a wish, a gigantic eruption shook the place. As the smoke behind them cleared, they could see Jorgen von Strangle, and he didn't look happy.
"You four!" he shouted, grabbing them all with one hand, "My office! NOW!" they vanished again. When they reappeared, Jorgen tossed them all on the floor. His "office" was a gym that had ten punching bags, a state-of-the- art weight set, ten jet-packs, and five gigantic wands. There was a desk with some files on it off to one side?"
"This is an office?" Trixie asked.
"Do you have a problem with that?" he pointed his wand at her.
"Uh..."
"GOOD!" he marched over to his desk and sat down, putting on his glasses, "I have forcibly brought you four into my office because your bumbling has brought upon us fairies an immediate and impending crisis!" he raised his wand and blasted at the space between Trixie and Timmy, knocking them both off their feet. A small round image appeared, like a hole in time and space. There was some kind of meeting at the school, with student body presidents Tad and Chad at the speaker and Crocker and Veronica standing behind them and to the left.
"This emergency meeting of the student body government is now in session!" Tad shouted over the noise of the crowd, "Incredibly popular student body presidents Tad and Chad presiding! Thanks to the recent discoveries of Mr. Crocker," he pointed at his teacher, who was grinning, "it has been discovered that popularity queen and supporter of the Tad & Chad administration Trixie Tang has been involved in reading comics, playing video games, and otherwise indulging in unpopular habits!"
"The Tad & Chad administration will not stand for such a political scandal!" Chad took over, "All in favour of allowing us to use our own popularity to reduce Trixie to a laughingstock..."
"And name me the most popular girl in Dimmsdale..." Veronica smirked.
"...Say I!" everyone except Chester, AJ, Elmer, Sanjay, and Principal Waxelplax said "I."
"Done! From this day forward, we will promote the belief that Trixie Tang is NOT popular!" Tad resumed, "Also brought to our attention is recent evidence uncovered by Mr. Crocker to support his theories on the existence of..."
"FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!" Crocker said for him.
"...We now turn the stand over to Mr. Crocker himself," they stepped down and Crocker walked up.
"Students!" he began, "Faculty! Fellow teachers who have constantly mocked me over the past twenty years! As Tad and Chad have explained, I have recently gathered a large amount of evidence to support my theory that Ms. Tang has...FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!" he pressed a button on a remote control and a display of images that showed signs that Timmy had fairies started to come across the screen behind them, "I also have reason to believe that Timmy Turner has fairies as well, as those pictures clearly demonstrate! I propose that you vote to give the Tad & Chad administration authority to overrule Principal Waxelplax's desire to defend her students and place the school under permanent lockdown in case the two fairy-possessing children are still within the building! Then we shall petition to the Mayor of Dimmsdale to get this city placed under martial law! Every place in Dimmsdale is to be searched until Turner and Ms. Tang are found, and I, using this high-tech butterfly net," he held it up, "capture...A FAIRY GOD- PARENT! In return, I'll give you all a seat of power in my New World Order!"
"All in favour say I!" everyone but Chester, AJ, Elmer, Sanjay, and Principal Waxelplax said "I."
"We aren't going down without a fight!" Chester shouted at Tad and Chad, "Sure, Trixie Tang may not be so modern and popular after all! But she likes the stuff we do! And if you make her a geek, then we will stand up for our geeky brethren!"
"You shall not harm our best friend and leader, Timmy Turner!" Sanjay shouted, "Or remove him of his godparents!"
"If he even has any," AJ pointed at Crocker, "Your evidence is ridiculous!"
"And I'm not about to let you talk the students into giving themselves more power than me, Crocker!" Principal Waxelplax yelled.
"Well this certainly puts a damper on our plans," Crocker whispered to Tad and Chad.
"I've got it!" Chad shouted. A minute later, the bodyguard of the popular kids had beaten up Chester, AJ, Elmer, Sanjay, and Principal Waxelplax, tied them up, and stuffed them in one of the air conditioning vents. Tad was now calling Chet Ubetcha and Chad was calling the mayor. Jorgen blasted the hole again, and now it showed Chet Ubetcha at his news desk on the phone. He seemed very interested in the conversation and screamed when he heard the end of it. He grabbed his microphone and ran down to City Hall.
"Hello Dimmsdale, this just in!" he made it, "I'm Chet Ubetcha, and we're here at City Hall, where the Mayor is about to make an important announcement!" the Mayor had already been talking for a while.
"And so I arrive to the point; do I want to go along with a petition from Dimmsdale Elementary School based on the findings of a crazy, fairy-hunting teacher? Personally, no. But I'm getting blackmailed by Tad and Chad and threatened by their very large bodyguard. I hereby place Dimmsdale under martial law! Mr. Crocker is now in charge of all the armed forces, and they are to report to him at once to receive fairy-hunting equipment!" the hole now changed to show police barging out of the school in fairy abduction suits. Dimmsdale was being torn apart by it's own police force as the search for Timmy and Trixie began. Mrs. Tang had the doors to her house locked and her security was lined up outside to fight as the police approached with a battering ram.
"You'll never violate the sanctity of the Tang mansion!" she shouted at them, shutting the window. At Timmy's house, before the police could get in, Mr. Turner drove his car out into the street, hit a button, and it transformed back into his giant fighting robot.
"That's right, you!" he kicked them away with his robot, "If you plan on breaking into my house and violating my son's privacy, think again! Only I'm allowed to do that in this household!" the Dingleburgs were driving up just then, and they turned their car into a giant fighting robot.
"Hey, Turner!" Mr. Dingleburg shouted, "Bethcha didn't know I work with the cops!"
"Actually, I didn't!" he suddenly realised he was making polite conversation with the Dingleburgs, "Well then, BRING IT ON, DINGLEBURG!" a giant robot fight began. The hole now went all over Dimmsdale, displaying the utter chaos breaking loose.
"What a scoop!" Chet Ubetcha shouted, "Let's get this out across California ASAP! The whole country will be talking about it by tomorrow morning!" the hole exploded, knocking Timmy and Trixie down again.
"Thanks to you, the entire city of Dimmsdale is now suspicious as to the belief of fairy godparents!" Jorgen shouted, "Soon the whole world will be convinced we exist and your crazy, fairy-hunting teacher will have captured a fairy and enslaved the Earth! Again! AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"How?" Timmy asked.
"You and the puny Earth girl are both responsible for keeping the secret of your fairies, and it was a safe that they made that allowed Mr. Crocker to prove his theories!"
"How many people would suspect a crazy, fairy-believing teacher to break into their house and steal a magical safe from their closet?" Jorgen couldn't answer that, so he pulled out the rulebook.
"According to Da Rules, if the careless handling of a temporary loan results in an entire town becoming suspicious about the existence of fairy godparents, all restrictions concerning the child being loaned fairies are removed, and between the fairies and children the decision must be made; who keeps the godparents? The one who does not keep them shall forget he ever had a fairy, all wishes that the child has made in order to obtain something are cancelled, and no magic can ever change it! NOW DECIDE!" he slammed the rulebook shut as hard as he could, and he almost broke his desk. Timmy grabbed Cosmo and Wanda before Trixie could talk to them.
"Guys," he whispered, "I want you to go with Trixie."
"WHAT!? Stay with her? And that gamekeeper!?" Cosmo screamed like a girl.
"Timmy, think about this. I'm not saying I don't like Trixie or wouldn't mind staying her fairy for good, but think about how much stuff makes you miserable! Vicky, Crocker, Francis, constant rejection by Trixie, Mark the alien, Dr. Bender, Wendell, your parents being inattentive..." Timmy thought about it. He was miserable without Cosmo and Wanda. He didn't want them to leave. But he honestly thought Trixie had a harder time than he did, and he made up his mind. He turned to Jorgen.
"Jorgen..." he began to say.
"Timmy will keep Cosmo and Wanda," Trixie interrupted, "and I'll have my memory erased."
"WHAT!?"
"You were only a couple inches away from me, so I heard your whispering about your babysitter, Crocker, and those other people," Trixie was handling this very well, but Timmy could see in her eyes this was extremely hard for her to do.
"Is that your final decision?" Jorgen asked.
"Y...yes," Trixie sighed. Jorgen began to laugh before catching himself.
"VERY WELL! Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda will continue to be your fairy godparents! As for you, you rich, snobbish, puny Earth girl, it is time for you..." he pulled out a neuralizer to erase her memory, "to..."
"Hold it!" Timmy shouted at Jorgen, "I don't care what Da Rules say, and I don't care how tough you are! You and I both know how miserable Trixie is, and she deserves to have what Cosmo and Wanda did for her still be in effect!"
"What do you plan to do to stop me!?" Jorgen shouted.
"Anything I can think of!" Timmy shouted back, "I'll sue you in Fairy Court, I'll use my godparents...I'll even take you on in a fight! I don't care if you can crush me with one hand! I'm not letting you make Trixie miserable with no hope again!" Jorgen was shocked. He dropped the neuralizer and grabbed Timmy with one hand.
"You'll stand up to me, and my awesome muscles just to protect what little chance of happiness this rich girl has left?"
"Duh! What the heck did I just finish saying!?"
"You realise that she would know your secret, and at anytime she could reveal it?"
"YES!" still in shock, Jorgen dropped Timmy to the floor and walked over to his wands.
"I commemorate you on your bravery, Timmy Turner," he said, "no one, not even a fellow fairy, has ever stood up to me in such a way before! And that is why Da Rules shall be bent. Just this one time, Ms. Tang shall be allowed to keep her memory and magical items from her former fairies!" Trixie could not have looked happier, and Timmy breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thanks," he said to Jorgen.
"Very noble, very brave. A rare quality indeed, standing up to me. DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" he took one of his wands off the wall, "Now there is the matter of the crisis going on thanks to you four! According to Da Rules, if the careless handling of a temporary loan results in a crazy, fairy-hunting teacher convincing an entire country that fairies exist, then a state of emergency must be declared, all fighter fairies must be scrambled, and they and the fairy agents must be led by the toughest fairy in the universe to erase the memory of whatever caused the teacher to prove fairies exist in the first place and all problems for anyone that followed, and they must do it so it takes until the morning of the next day!"
"How many oddly specific rules are there in that book anyway?" Trixie whispered to Timmy; she hadn't read that. He shrugged. Jorgen opened his hand up and the small fairy who reported Wanda's capture to Jorgen in "Abra- Catastrophe!" appeared in it.
"YOU!" he shouted, "I have declared a state of emergency! All fairies in America are to return to Fairy World at once!"
"Anything else, sir?" the fairy asked.
"SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!" the alarm at the Fairy Military Base sounded, and all fighter fairies began flying in and preparing for battle. Fairies were poofing in and flying up the bridge, heading back to Fairy World from America. The fairy agents that erased Crocker's memory of Cosmo and Wanda 30 years ago were walking out towards the bridge. Back in his office, Jorgen had strapped on a jetpack and looked down at Timmy, Trixie, Cosmo, and Wanda.
"Since you four were the cause of this," he said, "you will remain here in Fairy World until our task is completed! And here to tell you where you'll stay tonight is Billy Crystalball!" Billy Crystalball appeared.
"You'll be staying at the fabulous Summer Fairy Hotel! It's considered the most classy, expensive, romantic indoor place in Fairy World, and you get in free! That's right, you get in free to the most romantic place in Fairy World! If you two didn't know better, you'd think us fairies were trying to hook you up because of Cosmo and Wanda's insistence!" he saw he had made a mistake, "What a laugh!" The April Fool appeared.
"Laughs? When there's laughs in Fairy World, I'll be the one causing the laughing!"
"Shut up!" Billy punched him for interrupting.
"Ah! Nose broken! What's up with that!?" they started fighting. Jorgen aimed his wand at Timmy, Trixie, Cosmo, and Wanda.
"BE GONE!" he shouted, and zapped them with his wand. His jetpack started and he flew off with the fighter and agent fairies down the bridge to Earth.
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That evening, Timmy and Trixie were the only living things; fairy or human; present in the hotel's restaurant along with Mr. Fairy Cowlick, Jr., who was at the piano on the stage. They hadn't ordered anything for dinner, but there was an overly elaborate feast in front of them. They hadn't touched anything yet; both had too much on their minds to eat.
"So," Trixie was the first one to say something since Wanda had taken them downstairs, "You know anyone who'd order all this food for us?" it couldn't have been Cosmo or Wanda; they'd been with them all day.
"Nope," Timmy replied quickly. Both of them obviously were a bit confused, but Timmy seemed more depressed than confused.
"So, uh...thanks for letting me have Cosmo and Wanda for the past six months," Trixie said.
"No problem."
"Timmy..."
"What?"
"Well...when you stood up for me against Jorgen...why'd you do it?"
"You heard what I told Jorgen," Timmy said. Trixie didn't buy it, and he sighed, "Trixie, that is the reason. You know I have a crush on you. I was just trying to be nice."
"Well...thanks, Timmy," they both smiled as Mr. Fairy Cowlick, Jr. got off the piano and left.
"Y'know, I think the fairies really are trying to hook us up," Timmy said; the atmosphere and music certainly indicated that. Trixie laughed, but neither of them were feeling light-hearted even now. Timmy especially. From what it sounded like, Jorgen's brainwashing would make everyone forget all of Crocker's evidence and the world would go back to only godchildren knowing about fairies and Crocker would be the only adult who believed in them. That meant Trixie would still be considered popular. Ultimately, it meant that they still couldn't be boyfriend and girlfriend. Timmy was now sure that would never happen anyway.
Trixie's thoughts were unusually and eerily similar to Timmy's. She knew that when they went back to Earth tomorrow, she'd be popular again. While her mother would have totally killed her, her anger wouldn't have lasted long. She'd still love her. And while being popular had its perks, Trixie was actually glad Crocker had reduced her to a laughingstock. Now she could stop sneaking around and trying to hide what she really was. She could actually make some real friends. She had learned so much about Timmy so fast, she felt a lot different towards him then she had that entire year. He was sweet, into the same stuff she was, and had tried time and time again to win her affections. Every time she ended up rejecting him because she had to stay popular. In retrospect of what had happened over the past few hours, she could not think of someone who'd be a better boyfriend. And since everything was going back to normal, they couldn't be boyfriend and girlfriend.
"So," Trixie said uncomfortably, "You looking forward to tomorrow? After all, everyone will forget we shared fairies, Crocker will go a bit more easy on us, everything will be back to normal..."
"Oh," Timmy took a few seconds to realise what she had said, "Oh yeah, sure." They both stared uncomfortably at the floor for a while.
"This is ridiculous!" Timmy finally shouted, throwing a fork and breaking a window, "All over America kids read comic books! All over the world kids read comic books! There's a town in Nebraska called Papillion where some 14- year old boy watches comic-book movies all the time, and he writes stories! And a girl he knows does that second thing too! Why the heck isn't that acceptable!?"
"Yeah! If I was allowed to, I'd hang out with you and all your friends then with the popular kids any day!"
"And...wait. You're...serious? You'd rather hang with us than the popular kids?"
"Yes," Timmy suddenly felt very hopeful.
"Oh," he said, pretending to calm down, "Then, hypothetically, I was wondering if..."
"...if I'd like to be your girlfriend?" Timmy was shocked she knew what he was going to ask, even though it was obvious.
"Yes," he dreaded the coming answer.
"The answer is yes to that question too, Timmy," she smiled, and Timmy almost fainted with joy for a moment. Then the truth came back to him; she would like to be his girlfriend, but they both knew she couldn't. He started to get depressed again.
"Y'know," Trixie said, "I've gone up to the Junior High, High School, and Dimmsdale Community College before. The older the students get, the less popularity gets in the way of relationships..." Timmy was excited again.
"So there's hope?" he asked, his eyes now hearts, "And I hope there's hope? And you also hope that there's hope that we can hopefully become boyfriend and girlfriend in Junior High, High School, or Dimmsdale Community College?" Trixie smiled again, leaned forward, and kissed him on the forehead. Timmy actually fainted. He fell out of his chair and hit his head on the ground heard, which put him out for even longer. Neither Timmy nor Trixie knew that behind the curtains on the stage, Cosmo and Wanda were spying on them, grinning from ear to ear.
"Operation: Get Trixie to like Timmy the way he likes her, completed, Cosmo," Wanda said, and they kissed in celebration. Mr. Fairy Cowlick, Jr. went out to perform his final song, but when the music started playing, Wanda stopped him.
"What is it?" he asked.
"That song!" Wanda whispered, "That song is "We Have All The Time In The World," a copyrighted piece of music from the James Bond franchise! You know how annoyingly picky the MGM/UA studio executives can get when it comes to using anything under their copyright!"
"It's alright, baby," Cowlick said, smiling smugly, "this is a non- copyrighted work! They could care less if it's in a non-copyrighted work! Otherwise every James Bond website would've been sued!"
"Oh," Wanda looked in Da Rules, "Well...it doesn't mention anything against that..."
"So I say call it a loophole and ask about it during the next Fairy Convention!" Cosmo shouted, tossing the book away, "Hit it, Cowlick!"
Time enough for life to unfold
all the precious things love has in store We have all the love in the World
If that's all we have you will find
We need nothing more
Every step of the way will find us
With the cares of the World far behind us
Just for love! Nothing more,
Nothing less, only love
(During a brief bit of just music between the above and below lyrics, Timmy re-gained consciousness. He heard the music and just stared into Trixie's eyes; she just stared into his.)
Every step of the way will find us
With the cares of the World far behind us, yes...
Just for love! Nothing more,
Nothing less, only love.
(Another brief bit of music came up. Timmy and Trixie just kept staring into the other's eyes, moving closer and closer. It was like they were in a trance, but they weren't. Just before the last lines of the song came from Cowlick's mouth, they quickly kissed each other.)
Only love...
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The next morning, the Fairy Military Band was out, lined up along the bridge, drumming on drums. The small fairy who had the unfortunate job of reporting to Jorgen was blowing his trumpet. It was a welcome back to all the fighter fairies, fairy agents, and even Jorgen from a job well done. The crisis was now over; they had successfully erased everyone's memory of fairy godparents. Crocker was still a crazy, fairy-hunting teacher, but that was normal (for him anyway). The army was now coming up the bridge, Jorgen leading the way. As the fighter fairies and fairy agents flew off, Jorgen touched down in front of the band and all the fairies from America who had been recalled.
"The crisis is over!" he shouted, and he even had a grin on his face, "The entire planet Earth is now exactly as it was yesterday morning! All fairies who had been recalled may now go back to America!" Jorgen should have left his jetpack running, because in their excitement, the fairies heading back to Earth plowed him down. He stayed on the ground, unconscious, until all the fairies had passed over him, which took about five minutes. When he did get up, Timmy, Trixie, Cosmo, and Wanda had been brought before him.
"The crisis is over!" he shouted at them, "No one no longer knows you have fairy godparents, and you," he pointed at Trixie, "are popular again!" Timmy, Trixie, Cosmo, and Wanda all looked rather displeased about this.
"Now, BE GONE!" Jorgen blasted them with his wand, and they were sent back home.
---
A few days later, Timmy had settled back into normal life with his godparents. Having been without them for months, they had a lot of catching up to do in the fun and adventure department, although the incident with Trixie and Crocker had definitely been one to remember. On that particular day, he had finally gotten Chester to leave him alone about Trixie by revealing the location of the Crocker Cave, which led to them getting a substitute teacher as Crocker hurried to move his headquarters before the issue was printed up. At recess, he had tried to get Trixie to notice him and was, not surprisingly, beaten up by the bodyguard and thrown away. When he recovered, Timmy looked over at Trixie, who smiled and winked when no one was looking.
"I wouldn't get your hopes up for the future too much, sweetie," his Wanda- pencil said, "All kinds of things can happen. Either of you could move, her mother could interfere, and then there's Tootie..."
"I know," Timmy sighed, "and I'm nervous. But she does like me, and for now, that's good enough for me!" deep down, though, Timmy knew he was lying. He didn't want to believe what Wanda had said, although it was painfully true. But for now, at least, the future looked good for him...
THE END
I know there weren't that many chapters, but the chapters themselves are pretty long. What do you guys think of the ending?
Oh yeah, I do not own anything from the James Bond franchise.