Lucius Malfoy and a moment with the maurdars by: Reporter Lily Evans

After Lucius Malfoy has been caught blackmailing a ministry official while attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he was expelled and sentenced to one year in the dreaded prison of Azkaban. Here I have recorded some of the most unusual characters at the school as they elabarate about what Malfoy's punishment should be.

Reporter: Are you happy that Lucius Malfoy has been caught?

Prongs: Yes, we are glad that the bloody git got caught. If not...

Wormtail: Yeah!

Padfoot: Shut up! If he wasn't caught then we-

Moony: Just what would !!we!! do? *glares at Padfoot.* Padfoot muttered something that sounded like: you bloody git.

*Moony rolls his eyes at Padfoot* "Shut up."

Reporter: "What would you do?" Talking to Padfoot.

Padfoot: How about dumping him in Snivellus's potions?

Wormtail: That would be cool! *eyes glittering*

Prongs nods his head, looking like that might be a good idea. "That sounds good. Wait...what about we tie him up and dump him into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom!"

Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail look at him in amazement. The reporter's eyebrows raise as her quick quills skim over the page...